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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: wpo link ()
Date: June 21, 2019 01:08AM


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: FXU CONSPIRACY NUT ()
Date: June 21, 2019 01:14AM


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: safeway shopper ()
Date: June 29, 2019 11:49AM

Furman is still here. Looks like he stays away in the heat of the day but he has been spotted in the morning and early evenings.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: McDonald’s Eater ()
Date: June 29, 2019 12:53PM

Of course he is still here. He will always be with us, watching and waiting for the most opportune time to grab your fries or McNuggets. Be careful out there. You’ve been warned.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: July 02, 2019 04:42PM

No sign of Furman the last two days. I even asked the ladies at Mcdonalds and they say the last time they spotted him was Sunday evening. I hope Furman was not squashed by a tire. Even though Furman is kind of a cock I miss the little guy.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: squirrel nuts ()
Date: July 03, 2019 08:50AM

Found this when looking for a dog brush today.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rumor Russ ()
Date: July 03, 2019 10:02AM

Rumor has it that he was flattened last night by a Ford F-250.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: yv49h ()
Date: July 03, 2019 10:13AM

yv49h

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: July 03, 2019 11:39AM

I parked near McDonalds this morning, left my dash cam running and put a hashbrown on the hood. We will see if Furman is still around.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: July 03, 2019 05:12PM

Ok, hashbrowns gone birdshit on the hood. I will check the dash cam but birds probably got it. I am getting worried about Furman now.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fly away ()
Date: July 03, 2019 06:08PM

Speaking of birds, if you see any Turkey Vultures near Pam-Am, Furman is probably a goner.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: July 13, 2019 10:56PM

I saw Furman running across the parking lot today towards Glory Days. He was carrying a McNugget under his arm like a football

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: July 14, 2019 01:17PM

I asked the ladies at Mcdonalds about Furman yesterday. They said they only see Furman once or twice a week. I guess he is still around but his food harvesting antics are at a minimum. Maybe due to the warm weather and a plentiful supply of natural squirrel chow?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: gill samuel ()
Date: July 15, 2019 08:32PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> I asked the ladies at Mcdonalds about Furman
> yesterday. They said they only see Furman once or
> twice a week. I guess he is still around but his
> food harvesting antics are at a minimum. Maybe due
> to the warm weather and a plentiful supply of
> natural squirrel chow?


Probably.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fairfax City homeowner ()
Date: July 20, 2019 01:58PM

I left a open bag of this stuff near the tombstones at panam.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Kingspell sucks ()
Date: July 23, 2019 07:24AM

hhdj9

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: alert!!! ()
Date: July 29, 2019 04:39PM

Furman is gone but now there is a highly aggressive attack snail on the loose!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Spot on reporter ()
Date: July 29, 2019 11:55PM

No Furman sitings in almost a month. Poor little guy must be dead. I think it was the Ford F-250 that flattened him.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Spotter ()
Date: August 05, 2019 08:51PM

Great news, I saw Furman tonight as I was leaving the McDonald’s. I was so happy to see him I tossed him a nugget. He picked it up and ran off with happily and disappeared into the woods

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nuts to you ()
Date: August 06, 2019 10:51PM

Squirrel Spotter Wrote:
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> Great news, I saw Furman tonight as I was leaving
> the McDonald’s. I was so happy to see him I
> tossed him a nugget. He picked it up and ran off
> with happily and disappeared into the woods


That was an impostor. Furman is dead.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Spotter ()
Date: August 07, 2019 12:26AM

There is only one true Furman. No other squirrel could imitate him in such a convincing way. Furman lives!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Real Rodent expert ()
Date: August 07, 2019 06:27AM

Squirrel Spotter Wrote:
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> There is only one true Furman. No other squirrel
> could imitate him in such a convincing way. Furman
> lives!


I don’t believe you because the real Furman would not have been happy with one nugget. He would have kicked your ass until you gave him at least a half dozen nuggets.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Spotter ()
Date: August 10, 2019 09:18AM

Are you saying it was a wannabe Furman I saw or calling me a liar ?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: August 11, 2019 10:34AM

One of the nice ladies at Mcdonald's says that a squirrel resembling Furman has been spotted at the Fairfax circle Dunkin Donuts and that there were a few incidents involving Heaven toasted hash browns. It could be another squirrel but I would like to think that Furman has simply expanded his hunting grounds.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Korean Chicken Lover ()
Date: August 24, 2019 12:11PM

I saw a big gray squirrel in the parking lot of Choong Man Chicken on Lee Highway. Apparently Furman had a hankering for some Korean wings and decided to scamper down the road a little further. I don’t think he liked the spicy wings though

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: September 11, 2019 09:32PM

I think Furman ate today at Tippys Taco, because I saw a big squirrel shitting on the curb on Lee Hwy near Tippys Taco today.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Tippy Terror ()
Date: September 11, 2019 10:39PM

Were you able tell if it gave Furman the runs and made him leave noxious farts like it does to me?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: darned squirrels! ()
Date: September 19, 2019 12:30PM

Furman has been arrested. He managed to escape by chewing through the paneling and scooting down behind the door panels. He was waiting for an opportune moment to escape when the officer would have to run out of the car after a bad guy.

"Squirrel rescued from Bristol Virginia State Police sergeant's police car
According to VSP, the animal was trapped inside the car. Officials were able to find the squirrel and pull it from the vehicle."
Author: WCYB
Published: 11:54 AM EDT September 19, 2019
Updated: 11:54 AM EDT September 19, 2019
BRISTOL, Va. — A squirrel was rescued this week from a Virginia State Police sergeant's car after the officer said she kept hearing something in her car.

"So our Bristol Area Sergeant isn't going nuts, after all!" the post said.

According to VSP, the animal was trapped inside the car. Troopers were able to find the squirrel and pull it from the vehicle.

No worries, the agency said the critter wasn't harmed and was released back into the wild. "

Post by VirginiaStatePolice. picked up by WBIR TV

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Doubting Danny ()
Date: September 19, 2019 01:35PM

darned squirrels! Wrote:
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> Furman has been arrested. He managed to escape by
> chewing through the paneling and scooting down
> behind the door panels. He was waiting for an
> opportune moment to escape when the officer would
> have to run out of the car after a bad guy.
>
> "Squirrel rescued from Bristol Virginia State
> Police sergeant's police car
> According to VSP, the animal was trapped inside
> the car. Officials were able to find the squirrel
> and pull it from the vehicle."
> Author: WCYB
> Published: 11:54 AM EDT September 19, 2019
> Updated: 11:54 AM EDT September 19, 2019
> BRISTOL, Va. — A squirrel was rescued this week
> from a Virginia State Police sergeant's car after
> the officer said she kept hearing something in her
> car.
>
> "So our Bristol Area Sergeant isn't going nuts,
> after all!" the post said.
>
> According to VSP, the animal was trapped inside
> the car. Troopers were able to find the squirrel
> and pull it from the vehicle.
>
> No worries, the agency said the critter wasn't
> harmed and was released back into the wild. "
>
> Post by VirginiaStatePolice. picked up by WBIR TV

I seriously doubt that was Furman. How would he have gotten from Fairfax all the way out to Bristol?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Big Mac eater ()
Date: September 21, 2019 11:09AM

I am at Pan Am now. There is a squirrel on top of a Mitsubishi clawing wildly at the sunroof. Could this be Furman?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Spotter ()
Date: September 22, 2019 09:15AM

I saw Furman again this morning, standing on the side of McDonald’s, waiting to pounce on an unsuspecting victim. Rumors of his demise are greatly exaggerated

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: PanAm Panhandler ()
Date: October 20, 2019 06:01PM

I heard that one of the panhandlers at PanAm caught Furman and ate him. RIP Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Spotter ()
Date: November 10, 2019 09:32AM

I saw Furman this morning when I went to Microcenter for some SD cards. He looked thinner and more disheveled than the last time I saw him. I believe the stress of getting prepared for the upcoming winter has him worried. He ran towards the McDonald’s dumpster hoping to uncover the mother lode of half eaten McNuggets

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel of the hour ()
Date: November 10, 2019 11:32AM

Squirrel Spotter Wrote:
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> I saw Furman this morning when I went to
> Microcenter for some SD cards. He looked thinner
> and more disheveled than the last time I saw him.
> I believe the stress of getting prepared for the
> upcoming winter has him worried. He ran towards
> the McDonald’s dumpster hoping to uncover the
> mother lode of half eaten McNuggets


Catching Russian spies has aged poor Furman prematurely. He said it was quite stressful at times but very rewarding in the end. Last I heard he quit the counterintelligence biz and is out touring the hippie trail in a fried out combie. His head is definitely full of zombie too!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: November 10, 2019 11:39AM

I for one am glad to know Furman is still looking out for our national security and on the case. He is a true patriot and an occasional nugget or fry is a small price to pay for his services.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: November 10, 2019 12:40PM

I just got back from lunch. I left three fries and a mcnugget on the hood of the car and drivecam running. I can review the video tonight to see if I got a shot of Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel, ret. ()
Date: November 10, 2019 01:42PM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> I for one am glad to know Furman is still looking
> out for our national security and on the case. He
> is a true patriot and an occasional nugget or fry
> is a small price to pay for his services.

He is no longer engaged in the counterintelligence business... He has become disillusioned and grown out his hair. Last seen on a beach near Jakarta drinking rice wine and smoking clove cigarettes.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lincoln driver ()
Date: January 05, 2020 02:26PM

Not sure it was Furman but a squirrel jumped on the hood of my Lincoln while I was eating a a couple of filet o fishes there yesterday. He stared me down and got footprints on my hood.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Djarum Black ()
Date: January 05, 2020 02:54PM

Squirrel, ret. Wrote:
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> Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I for one am glad to know Furman is still
> looking
> > out for our national security and on the case.
> He
> > is a true patriot and an occasional nugget or
> fry
> > is a small price to pay for his services.
>
> He is no longer engaged in the counterintelligence
> business... He has become disillusioned and grown
> out his hair. Last seen on a beach near Jakarta
> drinking rice wine and smoking clove cigarettes.

Clove oil makes vitamin E acetate look like a fresh pure Alpine breeze. Krek kreks kill

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Pretend Democrat ()
Date: January 05, 2020 05:07PM

Devoted Squirrel
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: k ()
Date: January 05, 2020 06:55PM

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: DCUM is the place to go! ()
Date: January 06, 2020 08:46AM


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ok Karen ()
Date: January 06, 2020 10:05AM

DCUM is the place to go! Wrote:
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> https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/84895
> 7.page


For what? Motivation to smoke LIBTARDS?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: DCUM is the place to go! ()
Date: January 06, 2020 10:37AM

Ok Karen Wrote:
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> DCUM is the place to go! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/84895
>
> > 7.page
>
>
> For what? Motivation to smoke LIBTARDS?

Grill/Fry/Smoke or whatever else comes to mind

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