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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Don Corleone ()
Date: April 28, 2019 08:15PM

Jethro sleeps with the fishes. And squirrels.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Cletus ()
Date: April 28, 2019 09:14PM

what is this micro center?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: ProudDemocratic ()
Date: April 28, 2019 10:18PM

Squirrels are racist.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: SumMo ()
Date: April 28, 2019 10:25PM

Cletus Wrote:
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> what is this micro center?

Some think it's a computer store, but it's really a front for the squirrel mafia. In back is where they bury the fools who cross them. Since squirrels are always digging, no one notices.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: April 28, 2019 10:42PM

Proud Democrat, your statement about squirrels being racists is ridiculous. There are gray squirrels, black squirrels and red squirrels that live together in harmony. However there are very few white squirrels

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Don't make me kick your ass ()
Date: April 28, 2019 11:25PM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Proud Democrat, your statement about squirrels
> being racists is ridiculous. There are gray
> squirrels, black squirrels and red squirrels that
> live together in harmony. However there are very
> few white squirrels

Racist.


White-squirrel-1230896.jpg

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: faker is faking ()
Date: April 29, 2019 12:05AM

Don't make me kick your ass Wrote:
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> Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Proud Democrat, your statement about squirrels
> > being racists is ridiculous. There are gray
> > squirrels, black squirrels and red squirrels
> that
> > live together in harmony. However there are
> very
> > few white squirrels
>
> Racist.
>
>
> src="https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/
> 128/590x/secondary/White-squirrel-1230896.jpg">


That's not a white squirrel as in caucusion white. That squirrel is an albino. There is a difference

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: just sayin... ()
Date: April 29, 2019 12:30AM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Proud Democrat, your statement about squirrels
> being racists is ridiculous. There are gray
> squirrels, black squirrels and red squirrels that
> live together in harmony. However there are very
> few white squirrels


Prolly cause those racist bastards kilt all the white squirrels

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: badgerbadger ()
Date: April 29, 2019 01:44AM

just sayin... Wrote:
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> Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> -----
> > Proud Democrat, your statement about squirrels
> > being racists is ridiculous. There are gray
> > squirrels, black squirrels and red squirrels
> that
> > live together in harmony. However there are
> very
> > few white squirrels
>
>
> Prolly cause those racist bastards kilt all the
> white squirrels

I have seen multiple albiino squirrels around GMU over the years. supposed to be good luck to see them. my friend wayne kilt one once. he didnt salt the hide on that one quite right and it started to stank

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Henry Hamster ()
Date: April 29, 2019 07:13AM

Yellow Squirrels have slanty eyes.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: April 29, 2019 10:13AM

Furman getting ready to pounce on some McNuggets
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Surprised rodent fan ()
Date: April 29, 2019 10:56AM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Furman getting ready to pounce on some McNuggets


I am surprised you could get that close to Furman to take that pic without him tearing your head off.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: April 29, 2019 01:38PM

This was taken with my zoom lens. No way would I get that close to this beast. I value my life.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Cletus ()
Date: April 29, 2019 06:33PM

I think I know whar this micro center is, Imahafta scout it later in the week after momma gits home from the hospital

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Top Security Advisor ()
Date: April 29, 2019 08:33PM

Cletus Wrote:
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> I think I know whar this micro center is, Imahafta
> scout it later in the week after momma gits home
> from the hospital


Bring heavy weapons or you will not survive.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: late night fur man ()
Date: April 30, 2019 04:07AM

After all that pouncing Furman needs another massage.
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Local color ()
Date: April 30, 2019 08:08AM

No notable squirrel activity at Pan Am yesterday, but some drunk dude did bash out the front window of the art supplies store, and while staggering to make his getaway, tripped over a planter box and ended up with a very nasty gash on his head. Blood all over the place. FCPD and EMT units responded in force. Glad I'm not that guy today.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Geoff Gerbil ()
Date: April 30, 2019 10:05AM

Local color Wrote:
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> No notable squirrel activity at Pan Am yesterday,
> but some drunk dude did bash out the front window
> of the art supplies store, and while staggering to
> make his getaway, tripped over a planter box and
> ended up with a very nasty gash on his head.
> Blood all over the place. FCPD and EMT units
> responded in force. Glad I'm not that guy today.


I am surprised that with that distraction going on, Furman didn’t make a daring raid on Glory Days for some wings.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: R Mueller ()
Date: May 01, 2019 10:05PM

Furman is one of the disgruntled staff members you have heard so much about. He is furious about Barr withholding the facts. He says F Barr

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: pants on fire ()
Date: May 01, 2019 11:06PM

R Mueller Wrote:
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> Furman is one of the disgruntled staff members you
> have heard so much about. He is furious about
> Barr withholding the facts. He says F Barr


why do you have to lie about furman? We all know he isn't political

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Luka Bratzi’s cousin ()
Date: May 02, 2019 01:22AM

pants on fire Wrote:
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> R Mueller Wrote:
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> > Furman is one of the disgruntled staff members
> you
> > have heard so much about. He is furious about
> > Barr withholding the facts. He says F Barr
>
>
> why do you have to lie about furman? We all know
> he isn't political

Yes, lie about Furman at your own peril. Soon you will swim with the fish’s.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: May 02, 2019 10:21PM

Furman is neither Democrat or Republican. Black nor white. Native or foreign. He is squirrel

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Cletus ()
Date: May 02, 2019 10:44PM

Ok, I got momma back home from birthing out another damn youngin, I'm gonna hafta go shoot me some more bambis to feed everyone. See how that goes and maybe I can git up to this micro center in a day or two to look for some evidince

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: May 03, 2019 05:19PM

As I was leaving work today I saw those high school kids feeding Furman and taking pictures again. It seems as though Furman has learned that putting on a show for these kids gets him more food with less work than his previous tactics. Furman appears to be able to learn and adapt. He is no ordinary tree rat.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dastardly Squirrel ()
Date: May 04, 2019 11:29AM

An evil plot by Furman and his ilk for when the McDonald’s is closed
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: ympnd ()
Date: May 05, 2019 06:05PM

It won't be long before Furman will need to hire his own dedicated "City Wheels" disability bus service to get him around the parking lot. He is getting too obese to climb trees and jump up to car windows, so he will soon need to beg for his daily fare of 3.20 each ride across the lot to McDonalds. Instead of flying into cars by air travel, he will need to switch to accosting floks as they walk out of mcdonalds by running up their legs and doing the snatch before they can swat him off.,

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Cletus ()
Date: May 05, 2019 09:43PM

It took a little longer then I thought gettin mama enough food so she would keep makin milk for everyone. I'm gonna head up to this micro center tomorrow to do some investigatin. Hopefully I can find Jethro,

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hillbilly Hal ()
Date: May 05, 2019 10:05PM

Cletus Wrote:
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> It took a little longer then I thought gettin mama
> enough food so she would keep makin milk for
> everyone. I'm gonna head up to this micro center
> tomorrow to do some investigatin. Hopefully I can
> find Jethro,


Let me know if you need some liquid courage to drink to get the courage to face the menace rodent .

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Cletus ()
Date: May 05, 2019 10:14PM

Hillbilly Hal Wrote:
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> Cletus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It took a little longer then I thought gettin
> mama
> > enough food so she would keep makin milk for
> > everyone. I'm gonna head up to this micro
> center
> > tomorrow to do some investigatin. Hopefully I
> can
> > find Jethro,
>
>
> Let me know if you need some liquid courage to
> drink to get the courage to face the menace rodent
> .

We good, we always got shine around here, but thank you kindly neighbor

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Breaker of News ()
Date: May 05, 2019 10:28PM

Cletus we tried to let you down easy but you don’t seem to get it. Jethro is dead. Done. History. Finished. He fucked with the wrong squirrel and paid a heavy price for it. Stay your hillbilly ass home and don’t risk the same fate. You’ve been warned.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Friend of Squirrels ()
Date: May 07, 2019 10:43PM


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Libtard Squirrel Detector ()
Date: May 07, 2019 11:15PM

That squirrel is hanging out with a black lady on a metro bus. What a wussy libtard squirrel. If Furman ran into him, he would pulverize his ass.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Cletus ()
Date: May 08, 2019 03:57PM

Sweet baby Jesus, don't you folks never let momma bottle some milk after a shine and pain pill bender. That stuff knocked me out for three days. I gots me a hangover that collard greens and fatback won't fix. Maybe I can get up yonder to this micro center in another day or two when my headache is gone.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hillbilly Hal ()
Date: May 08, 2019 11:06PM

Cletus Wrote:
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> Sweet baby Jesus, don't you folks never let momma
> bottle some milk after a shine and pain pill
> bender. That stuff knocked me out for three days.
> I gots me a hangover that collard greens and
> fatback won't fix. Maybe I can get up yonder to
> this micro center in another day or two when my
> headache is gone.

The best cure for a hangover is more shine and some possum stew.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman sighting ()
Date: May 09, 2019 04:47PM

Furman jumped into a red Ford Fusion today at about 12:30 and scattered this poor black mans food everywhere. Furman made off with just two french fries. The Fusion man was cussing and freaking out. It was quite a scene.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Eyewitnesses fry guy ()
Date: May 10, 2019 11:51PM

Tonight about 6:20 Furman leaped into a Subaru Forester and got away with about four fries.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman confessions ()
Date: May 11, 2019 05:12PM

I bury way, way too many nuts. I mean loads of them. There really is just something fucked-up about how many nuts I bury. And then I can't even remember where most of them are. One day I said "Fuck those nuts, I'm going to McDonalds." At first I was just looking for food dropped in the parking lot but then people started feeding me and I realized that these people like me, they think I'm cute! I started doing little squirrel dances on the hoods of cars then I moved on to the grab and dash method. In the winter it is hard to keep myself fed so I still keep some nuts stashed. I don't even like nuts anymore but they are better than nothing.
I try to be a decent, tolerant squirrel but I can't stop thinking that there are too many black squirrels coming over here and taking trees and food from us honest, hard-working grey squirrels.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Caller of Bullshit ()
Date: May 12, 2019 10:39AM

^^^ Are you seriously asking us to believe that you are Furman? Everyone knows that squirrels don’t have computers and it would be hard for them to type with their little paws. I call bullshit on you you imposter

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: idonno ()
Date: May 12, 2019 07:11PM

Caller of Bullshit Wrote:
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> ^^^ Are you seriously asking us to believe that
> you are Furman? Everyone knows that squirrels
> don’t have computers and it would be hard for
> them to type with their little paws. I call
> bullshit on you you imposter


I wouldn't be surprised if furman has stolen a few phones, but he's most likely attracted to the light they make

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rikki Rat ()
Date: May 12, 2019 08:35PM

I also call bs on the fake Furman. The real Furman is not racist against black squirrels. He doesn’t like other squirrels moving in on his territory whatever color they are.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: May 12, 2019 09:48PM

Happened to go to Safeway today for some last minute Mother’s Day items. Furman was standing upright looking around in the parking lot, but didn’t claim any theft victims while I was there. I think he was taking Mother’s Day off, possibly celebrating with his own mother — Furmom

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Im....mmmm ()
Date: May 13, 2019 06:13AM

Squirrels are 99 percent vegetarian. They probably don't even consider "chicken nuggets" to be food.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Harold Hamster ()
Date: May 13, 2019 07:02AM

Im....mmmm Wrote:
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> Squirrels are 99 percent vegetarian. They probably
> don't even consider "chicken nuggets" to be food.


Furman is not your average squirrel. He loves meat. McNuggets, Big Macs, Quarter Pounders and Fish-Filets are his favorites at Mickey Dees. He also likes Glory Days wings.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Cletus ()
Date: May 13, 2019 09:05AM

holy sheeiit, mama done knocked my ass out again with that spiked milk. it's like she don't want me messin with that squirrel. I ain't never felt more rested than I do now though, I ain't gonna be needin any sleep for a couple days

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Country nigga ()
Date: May 13, 2019 09:26AM

Cletus Wrote:
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> holy sheeiit, mama done knocked my ass out again
> with that spiked milk. it's like she don't want me
> messin with that squirrel. I ain't never felt more
> rested than I do now though, I ain't gonna be
> needin any sleep for a couple days


Yo mama might be on to sumthin. She don’t want you messin with no killa squirrel. Noyem b sayin?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: country boy ()
Date: May 14, 2019 09:01PM

Country nigga Wrote:
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> Cletus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > holy sheeiit, mama done knocked my ass out
> again
> > with that spiked milk. it's like she don't want
> me
> > messin with that squirrel. I ain't never felt
> more
> > rested than I do now though, I ain't gonna be
> > needin any sleep for a couple days
>
>
> Yo mama might be on to sumthin. She don’t want
> you messin with no killa squirrel. Noyem b sayin?


We had a black couple move up in the hollar a few years ago, no one seems to know what happened to them, you know what I'm sayin

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Country nigga ()
Date: May 14, 2019 11:16PM

country boy Wrote:
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> Country nigga Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Cletus Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > holy sheeiit, mama done knocked my ass out
> > again
> > > with that spiked milk. it's like she don't
> want
> > me
> > > messin with that squirrel. I ain't never felt
> > more
> > > rested than I do now though, I ain't gonna be
> > > needin any sleep for a couple days
> >
> >
> > Yo mama might be on to sumthin. She don’t
> want
> > you messin with no killa squirrel. Noyem b
> sayin?
>
>
> We had a black couple move up in the hollar a few
> years ago, no one seems to know what happened to
> them, you know what I'm sayin

Dat b a strange coincidence, Ma cousin Dwayne an his girl shawanna move to da hills a few years ago an then disappeared.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: BEYTER ()
Date: May 14, 2019 11:42PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3Ut-BA6WW4

wE NEED TO PUT UP SOME yANKEE fLIPPER BIRD FEEDERS AROUND THE PARKING AREA. fILL THEM WITH mCDONALD FRIES. tHEN SIT BACK AND WATCH THE FUN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgDa_cpgHWs

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: wow.... ()
Date: May 14, 2019 11:56PM

someone needs a new keyboard before they play

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Keyboard King ()
Date: May 15, 2019 06:46AM

wow.... Wrote:
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> someone needs a new keyboard before they play


For having such a shitty keyboard Furman should go tear his head off.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: bull run mtn resident ()
Date: May 16, 2019 08:57PM

Word has done got out about this Furman thing. We are gonna trap Furman an then bring him up to BRM where he can live out his life.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Wiley Woodchuck ()
Date: May 16, 2019 09:04PM

bull run mtn resident Wrote:
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> Word has done got out about this Furman thing. We
> are gonna trap Furman an then bring him up to BRM
> where he can live out his life.


Good luck trying to trap Furman. He ain’t going peacefully, unless maybe you promise him a lifetime supply of McNuggets.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: 35356 ()
Date: May 17, 2019 01:01AM

"De Blasio ‘concerned’ about new rule against feeding squirrels, birds in city parks" FROM:

https://nypost.com/2019/03/22/de-blasio-concerned-about-new-rule-against-feeding-squirrels-birds-in-city-parks/


iF dEbLASIO RUNS FOR PRESIDENT, THis whole situation will be solved.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: etyety ()
Date: May 17, 2019 01:03AM

https://nypost.com/2019/04/25/look-at-these-nuts/

This is probably why Furman has to work so hard. He has a tree-full of mouths stashed somewhere that he has to feed.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Phineas Gage ()
Date: May 17, 2019 01:57AM

Wiley Woodchuck Wrote:
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> bull run mtn resident Wrote:
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> -----
> > Word has done got out about this Furman thing.
> We
> > are gonna trap Furman an then bring him up to
> BRM
> > where he can live out his life.
>
>
> Good luck trying to trap Furman. He ain’t going
> peacefully, unless maybe you promise him a
> lifetime supply of McNuggets.

I shot a squirrel in the face with a .22 on bull run mountain and I watched him for two hours till he finally convulsed and fell out of the tree. Them little shits are tough. Like Phineas Gage here
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gus Groundhog ()
Date: May 17, 2019 06:46AM

Furman probably wouldn’t like BRM, because I don’t think there is a Mickey Dees nearby. Furman is addicted to Mickey Dees, and/or other fast food. The best place to move him to would be fast food central in Chantilly.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: May 17, 2019 05:28PM

Fairfax animal control set out traps for Furman months ago. All they got was a couple young groundhogs. They even baited the traps with fries. After a couple weeks someone stole the traps. I think Furman knows enough to avoid those traps. On Thursday morning there was a incident involving Furman, a Dodge Dart and a order of hashbrowns. Furman is less active than he was last Fall but he is still out there.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: May 18, 2019 07:25AM

Don't mistake silence and stealth for lack of activity. Do so at your own peril. Furman waits and watches for opportunities

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Izzy Inchworm ()
Date: May 18, 2019 08:05AM

Now that warm weather is here, he should be increasing his attacks soon.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Cooler Weather ()
Date: May 21, 2019 10:20PM

The weather was cool today. A good day for squirrels

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Knowledge ()
Date: May 22, 2019 09:57PM

EVERY day is a good day for squirrels

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Safeway Shopper ()
Date: May 24, 2019 07:23AM

Furman is back in action. I just saw him run through Safeway parking lot with a hash brown.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: May 25, 2019 03:28PM

Well, Furman has taken things to a new level one of the ladies at McDonalds said Furman ran inside the store, jumped up on a table and grabbed a fry from a McDonalds employee that was having lunch. Furman then realized that he was trapped inside the store and began running in circles till a patron jumped up and held one of the doors open. Furman escaped and still had that fry in his mouth. I wonder why he tried this? Maybe he learned his lesson and will not try that move again.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: May 26, 2019 09:28AM

This is clearly a new chapter in Furman's playbook. He has been emboldened by his past successes and has decided to up his game by attacking the source. Has anyone notified the national guard about this latest skirmish?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Stubby Snail ()
Date: May 26, 2019 09:37AM

If the little rat isn’t stopped soon, he will probably just go into the kitchen and start cooking his own McNuggets

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: squirrelpocalypse averted ()
Date: May 26, 2019 12:34PM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> This is clearly a new chapter in Furman's
> playbook. He has been emboldened by his past
> successes and has decided to up his game by
> attacking the source. Has anyone notified the
> national guard about this latest skirmish?


furman has decided to cut out the middle man entirely. he is currently on a spree going up and down the Shenandoah valley terrorizing chicken coops and framing innocent coons for the damage like fucking mosby's rangers. If the US military cant handle goat insurgencies overseas, why would they stand a chance against homegrown squirrel guerrillas?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: MOMMY!!! ()
Date: May 26, 2019 02:01PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> Well, Furman has taken things to a new level one
> of the ladies at McDonalds said Furman ran inside
> the store, jumped up on a table and grabbed a fry
> from a McDonalds employee that was having lunch.
> Furman then realized that he was trapped inside
> the store and began running in circles till a
> patron jumped up and held one of the doors open.
> Furman escaped and still had that fry in his
> mouth. I wonder why he tried this? Maybe he
> learned his lesson and will not try that move
> again.


That’s funny. Furman saw his benefactor and approached him, as usual. It just so happened - to Furman’s surprise - his benefactor was I N S I D E ! Omg!!!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Speaks ()
Date: May 26, 2019 09:57PM

Listen up you two legged bastards. I’m hungry and acorns and nuts no longer are cutting it for me. I’m coming after you and your McNuggets! You’re all fat, worthless and weak and no match for me! Beware. You have been warned!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Virginia Rodent Militia ()
Date: May 26, 2019 11:07PM

Furman Speaks Wrote:
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> Listen up you two legged bastards. I’m hungry
> and acorns and nuts no longer are cutting it for
> me. I’m coming after you and your McNuggets!
> You’re all fat, worthless and weak and no match
> for me! Beware. You have been warned!


We are coming to get you, you little rat bastard!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Speaks ()
Date: May 27, 2019 08:07AM

Bring it on! You’re going to make me open up a large can of whoopass

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Virginia Rodent Militia ()
Date: May 27, 2019 09:06AM

Furman Speaks Wrote:
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> Bring it on! You’re going to make me open up a
> large can of whoopass


You might have been tough at some point, but now you are a fat ass full of McNuggets and fries, so will should be able to kick your ass.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Speaks ()
Date: May 27, 2019 09:14AM

I noticed you said “should be able to “ kick my ass. Good that you have some doubt, so when you emerge from the fight bloody, beaten and bruised with claw marks all over you you won’t be too embarrassed. I’m in the PanAm parking lot right now if you want to come get me. I’ll be the one with the bushy tail holding a can of whoopass in my paw. You can’t miss me.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Virginia Rodent Militia ()
Date: May 27, 2019 07:40PM

Furman Speaks Wrote:
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> I noticed you said “should be able to “ kick
> my ass. Good that you have some doubt, so when
> you emerge from the fight bloody, beaten and
> bruised with claw marks all over you you won’t
> be too embarrassed. I’m in the PanAm parking
> lot right now if you want to come get me. I’ll
> be the one with the bushy tail holding a can of
> whoopass in my paw. You can’t miss me.


We won’t be ready for our rumble for a few weeks. We are organizing Militia’s from around the country, and gathering heavy weapons so we will have a chance to kick your ass.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: wait? ()
Date: May 27, 2019 09:52PM

Virginia Rodent Militia Wrote:
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> Furman Speaks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I noticed you said “should be able to “
> kick
> > my ass. Good that you have some doubt, so when
> > you emerge from the fight bloody, beaten and
> > bruised with claw marks all over you you
> won’t
> > be too embarrassed. I’m in the PanAm parking
> > lot right now if you want to come get me.
> I’ll
> > be the one with the bushy tail holding a can of
> > whoopass in my paw. You can’t miss me.
>
>
> We won’t be ready for our rumble for a few
> weeks. We are organizing Militia’s from around
> the country, and gathering heavy weapons so we
> will have a chance to kick your ass.


is this about a person or a squirrel? animal control monitors fxu very carefully so if anything ever happens to furman a VPN wont erase this thread

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: May 27, 2019 10:08PM

It is about Furman, a savage McNuggets stealing beast

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: VRM ()
Date: May 27, 2019 10:14PM

In a few weeks we will be destroying the McNuggets thief Rodent.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Safeway employee ()
Date: May 30, 2019 11:17PM

Went to McDonalds on my lunch break today and saw a squirrel outside eating a French fry. Was that the notorious Furman?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: A new idea to trap Furman ()
Date: May 31, 2019 03:31PM


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: At PanAm ()
Date: May 31, 2019 05:18PM

At PanAm now and no sign of Furman. I believe he is lying in wait to steal a milkshake and cool down. All that fur must make him hot

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: One Less Fry ()
Date: June 02, 2019 11:16AM

Furman victimized me today and ran off to his secret hiding place but not before I captured this picture
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Glorious day for rodents ()
Date: June 03, 2019 01:36PM

This must be Furmans banner day. I just saw him walking past micro center struggling to haul half a Big Mac, a handful of fries, a large soda and half a McFlurry.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: June 04, 2019 08:55PM

Hopefully it was a diet soda so he doesn't get too fat

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Update ()
Date: June 06, 2019 09:50AM

Saw Furman this morning as I was pulling into McDonald’s to get my breakfast. He was perched on a trash can waiting for an unsuspecting customer to leave their window open to their car so he could do a jump and grab. What an evil creature. Can nothing be done to stop him?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Col Jessup ()
Date: June 06, 2019 11:56AM

Squirrel Update Wrote:
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> Saw Furman this morning as I was pulling into
> McDonald’s to get my breakfast. He was perched
> on a trash can waiting for an unsuspecting
> customer to leave their window open to their car
> so he could do a jump and grab. What an evil
> creature. Can nothing be done to stop him?

I don’t think anything can stop him. We have sent in animal control, the state police, the national guard, nothing works. One man, Jethro, who went searching for Furman is still missing.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Observer at PanAm ()
Date: June 08, 2019 09:07AM

Have also noticed Jethro’s brother Cletus hasn’t posted since the middle of May. He vowed to go in and find Jethro but I fear he has succumbed to the same fate. Death by squirrel. So long Cletus we hardly knew ye. But unlike Jethro, you can’t say you weren’t warned.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: rodent health ()
Date: June 08, 2019 09:25AM

One Less Fry Wrote:
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> Furman victimized me today and ran off to his
> secret hiding place but not before I captured this
> picture

If Furman does not change his ways he will die soon. Furman is morbidly obese. If you really want to get rid of him buy him a happy meal. He seems to prefer the Mcnugget meal over the burger meal.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: June 08, 2019 10:19AM

^^^ But he will leave behind legions of likeminded squirrels that he has trained well

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: June 08, 2019 12:15PM

About a half hour ago there was a school bus parked in the lot. It looked like a sports team of girls from a private school, some of the girls were eating in McDonalds and some carried their food back to the bus. You can well imagine what happened when Furman spotted that wide open door on the bus. There was screaming and girls making a run for it. I didn't see it but I was told that Furman made three separate harvests from that bus before breaking off the attack.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: June 09, 2019 10:19AM

What a demon. Earlier this month he attacked a senior citizen and now he’s attacking school girls. Is anyone safe from this menace?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Live Witness ()
Date: June 10, 2019 08:24AM

Holy cow! I just saw him boldly attack an old ladies Mickie Dees bag, grab a Egg McMuffin and run.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Glory Days customer ()
Date: June 12, 2019 10:55PM

I was leaving Glory Days a few hours ago and I saw a squirrel running past me with what looked like a half eaten McNugget, could that have been Furman?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: June 15, 2019 06:05AM

I'm going in to work soon. Going to get breakfast at McDonalds so I will pick up a extra hash brown in case I see Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Warning Wanker ()
Date: June 15, 2019 06:17AM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> I'm going in to work soon. Going to get breakfast
> at McDonalds so I will pick up a extra hash brown
> in case I see Furman.


Watch out, he might bite your hand
Trying to grab the hash brown.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Safeway Shopper ()
Date: June 15, 2019 09:22AM

I saw him in the Safeway parking lot a few minutes ago. He must be expanding his territory. I could tell it was Furman by his pot belly, cheeks stuffed with fries and menacing glare.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rat sightings ()
Date: June 15, 2019 09:35AM

Safeway Shopper Wrote:
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> I saw him in the Safeway parking lot a few minutes
> ago. He must be expanding his territory. I could
> tell it was Furman by his pot belly, cheeks
> stuffed with fries and menacing glare.


He expanded his territory a while ago. We’ve had other reports of him making raids on Safeway and Glory Days.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: @PNC ()
Date: June 15, 2019 06:32PM

I was at PNC Bank just now and saw Furman making a withdrawal at the ATM

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: yfdkp ()
Date: June 16, 2019 08:51PM

"Furman is not your average squirrel. He loves meat. McNuggets, Big Macs, Quarter Pounders and Fish-Filets are his favorites at Mickey Dees. He also likes Glory Days wings."

That's because there really is not any real meat in McDonald,s food, it is made of soy textured vegetable protein. So really would be a big hit with the squirrels!
And the fats--nuts are full of fats too, so that won't bother Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Flash News! ()
Date: June 19, 2019 07:47AM

Furman just grabbed a hash brown from a nigger in a old Crown Vic and ran past micro center.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: June 20, 2019 05:15PM

I saw Furman today. He looks unhappy that everyone seems to have their windows rolled up with the A/C on.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: CAPTURED ()
Date: June 21, 2019 01:06AM

the citizens of fairfax county can rest easy. while hiding out in alabama furman was captured by the animal control. case closed https://apnews.com/84fd6798c79e41718d72894a3583133f

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