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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: local news. ()
Date: March 13, 2019 05:56PM

I heard a call going out on the scanner this morning. A citizen at Panam was having breakfast in her vehicle at 9:43 am when she reported that a squirrel entered that vehicle through a open window and removed a hashbrown from a bag on the passenger seat then quickly departed the crime scene.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Weatherman Stan ()
Date: March 13, 2019 09:14PM

Gonna be 70 tomorrow. Folks better watch out leaving their windows down.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Curious and Fearful ()
Date: March 20, 2019 10:07PM

Just checking to see if there have been any more sightings of this menace. Need to go micro center for some computer equipment but don’t want to get bitten

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: SumMo ()
Date: March 21, 2019 05:59AM

You should be safe as long as you don't take your nuggets out. If he sees them, you could have a problem.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: March 21, 2019 06:39AM

I saw Furman yesterday afternoon. There was a couple car loads of what looked like high school kids. They were tossing fries to furman right and left. Each time he got a fry he would quickly run and stash it somewhere then quickly return to harvest another. The teenagers were enjoying the show that Furman was putting on for them. Perhaps Furman has reached a new level and has learned to interact with humans in a peaceful manor. Or perhaps Furman has just learned how to manipulate people for his own selfish needs.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: gonna be flat squirrel ()
Date: March 21, 2019 10:04PM

fuck furman, last time I was at the dive shop that little bastard pulled a gun on me and demanded a tank of trimix

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: March 23, 2019 10:57AM

To micro center employee, We have seen the Furman and he is us.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Night Rodent Watchman ()
Date: March 23, 2019 11:17AM

gonna be flat squirrel Wrote:
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> fuck furman, last time I was at the dive shop that
> little bastard pulled a gun on me and demanded a
> tank of trimix


Which gun was it? He has an Arsenal hidden somewhere behind micro center, but I haven’t found it yet. He’s got a very good hiding place.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Alvin Chipmunk ()
Date: March 23, 2019 05:27PM

Furman is still abusing the elderly. I just saw him grab a handful of McNuggets from an old lady. He ran towards micro center.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Albert Acorn ()
Date: March 24, 2019 08:32AM

Just ate at Mickey dees, Pan am, no sign of the little shit.

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