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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Truth and Wisdom ()
Date: December 22, 2018 10:21AM

Furman, I ran over a squirrel on the toll road last night to punish you and your kind for your dastardly food stealing ways. We might have to win this war one of you bushy tailed bastards at a time

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: hear the sounds ()
Date: December 22, 2018 10:41AM

Truth and Wisdom Wrote:
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> Furman, I ran over a squirrel on the toll road
> last night to punish you and your kind for your
> dastardly food stealing ways. We might have to
> win this war one of you bushy tailed bastards at a
> time


For 11 years I lived on a 22 acre lot in Fauquier county, mostly wooded. I started shooting these tree rats with a good pellet rifle. I gave them to a neighbor who enjoyed squirrel meat. I estimate that I killed at least 200 of them a year for 5 years and there was no noticable reduction in the squirrel population at all. These things must come straight from hell.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 22, 2018 11:20AM

^^^ Thanks for doing your part to keep America safe from this scourge

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel Lover ()
Date: December 24, 2018 10:15AM

I'm going to drive by the PanAm later and give Furman a large Mcnuggets and fries for Christmas

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rat Lover ()
Date: December 25, 2018 05:37AM

Squirrel Lover Wrote:
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> I'm going to drive by the PanAm later and give
> Furman a large Mcnuggets and fries for Christmas


Try to also get by some morning and get Furman some hash browns. Furman loves hash browns.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: December 25, 2018 09:01AM

Furman is getting fat and someone has been giving him beer.
Attachments:
furman.jpeg

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Drunk guy ()
Date: December 25, 2018 10:46AM

Damn, the next thing will be someone getting him the hard stuff.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 25, 2018 06:15PM

Furman must be concerned about how much weight he is gaining. Notice he is drinking light beer. Less filling. Tastes great.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mike Mole ()
Date: December 26, 2018 10:47PM

Rodent bump.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: December 26, 2018 11:25PM

Squirrel Stew
At least the little SOB would contribute something to society.

Ingredients

3 squirrels, cut into serving pieces
Salt
Flour for dusting
1/3 cup olive oil
2 cups sliced onion
3 garlic cloves, minced
1 heaping tablespoon tomato paste
1 cup white wine
1/4 cup cider vinegar
1 heaping teaspoon dried savory or oregano
1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
1 heaping tablespoon paprika
2 to 3 cups of whole peeled tomatoes, torn into large pieces
1 pound smoked sausage, such as kielbasa or linguica, sliced into bite-sized pieces
1 pound greens, kale, chard, collards, wild greens, etc
black pepper to taste

Instructions

Salt the squirrel pieces well and then dust in flour. Heat the olive oil in a large Dutch oven or other heavy, lidded pot over medium-high heat. Brown the squirrels in batches, being sure to not overcrowd the pot. Move the browned pieces to a plate or cutting board while you cook the rest.
When the squirrels have been nicely browned, remove them all from the pot and add the onion. Saute the onion until it just begins to brown on the edges, about 6 to 8 minutes. Add the garlic and cook another minute. Add the tomato paste, mix well and cook this for 2 to 3 minutes, stirring often.
Pour in the white wine, vinegar and about 1 quart of water. Add the savory, red pepper flakes and paprika, then the torn-up tomatoes, then the squirrel. Mix well and bring to a simmer. Add salt to taste and cook gently until the squirrel wants to fall off the bone, about 90 minutes. Fish out all the squirrel pieces and pull them off the bone -- this makes the stew a lot easier to eat. Return them to the pot.
Add the smoked sausage and the greens and cook until the greens are done, about 10 minutes (If you are using collards, they need more than 10 minutes to cook so adjust accordingly). Add salt, black pepper, chile and vinegar to taste and serve with crusty bread.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hillbilly Hal ()
Date: December 27, 2018 05:24AM

This is pretty darn similar to my Possum stew recipe. Possum is a little tastier than squirrel. Try that recipe with possum and let Furman survive.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: December 27, 2018 09:42AM

Hillbilly Hal Wrote:
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> This is pretty darn similar to my Possum stew
> recipe. Possum is a little tastier than squirrel.
> Try that recipe with possum and let Furman
> survive.

Furman survives at mankind's peril

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Ummmm ()
Date: December 27, 2018 08:57PM

Hillbilly Hal Wrote:
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> This is pretty darn similar to my Possum stew
> recipe. Possum is a little tastier than squirrel.
> Try that recipe with possum and let Furman
> survive.

I think you mean "opossum". Possums live in Australia.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hillbilly Hal ()
Date: December 27, 2018 09:00PM

Ummmm Wrote:
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> Hillbilly Hal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is pretty darn similar to my Possum stew
> > recipe. Possum is a little tastier than
> squirrel.
> > Try that recipe with possum and let Furman
> > survive.
>
> I think you mean "opossum". Possums live in
> Australia.

Sorry boss, I ain’t the best speller, but I do
Make a killer opossum stew

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Busy tail league ()
Date: December 28, 2018 02:01AM

Bushy tail bump

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hungry redneck ()
Date: December 31, 2018 12:23AM

Had lunch today at PanAm Micky dees, but didn’t see the rodent anywhere.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: 2019 Squirrel ()
Date: January 01, 2019 02:03AM

Furman was resting up today, getting ready for his big New year's Eve bash. He loves watching the ball drop, it reminds him of acorns falling from a tree

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Flying High ()
Date: January 01, 2019 06:36AM

He should be arriving at McDonalds soon. The best cure for a hangover is hash browns and coffee.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: January 01, 2019 02:57PM

With no rain and warm temperatures today people are eating their Mcdonalds food in their cars with the windows down. You know the rest, we have heard the screams.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rumor mill rat ()
Date: January 03, 2019 05:37AM

My spy’s tell me that Furman is planning a secret invasion of Glory Days. He has been craving wings.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: I am not amused ()
Date: January 03, 2019 10:12PM

Look the F out Wrote:
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> I was in the Pan Am shopping center in my car
> eating McNuggets when a dark grey squirrel jumped
> in my car and took a McNugget then hauled ass!
> This thing scared the shit out of me!


The House will pass a bill to outlaw assault squirrels.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NRA enforcer ()
Date: January 03, 2019 10:35PM

I am not amused Wrote:
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> Look the F out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was in the Pan Am shopping center in my car
> > eating McNuggets when a dark grey squirrel
> jumped
> > in my car and took a McNugget then hauled ass!
> > This thing scared the shit out of me!
>
>
> The House will pass a bill to outlaw assault
> squirrels.

Furman says let Nancy Pelosi come try and catch him. He will
assault her ass.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: January 04, 2019 10:00PM


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: empty nester ()
Date: January 05, 2019 08:38AM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Apparently Furman has changed his diet
> https://www.google.com/amp/amp.fox5atlanta.com/fac
> ebook-instant/egg-roll-eating-squirrel-captivates-
> hungry-internet


That squirrel is from New York City! Maybe he is related to Furman though.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dan Dumpling ()
Date: January 05, 2019 09:42AM

I don’t know where there nearest Chinese restaurant to PanAm, but someone could let Furman know. He might want to change his diet.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nutley Shopper ()
Date: January 05, 2019 12:19PM

I believe there is a Lo’s and China Inn in or around that shopping center. Chinese food would definitely be lower in cholesterol and fats that could turn Furman into a tubby unhealthy wreck

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Acorn news alert= ()
Date: January 08, 2019 05:06PM

Furman almost choked to death today while eating a Big Mac

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: So sorry ()
Date: January 10, 2019 07:53AM

Acorn news alert= Wrote:
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> Furman almost choked to death today while eating a
> Big Mac


Poor thing.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: January 12, 2019 03:39PM

No sign of Furman for two days now. I wonder if he got run over by a car. Maybe he sensed the onset of snow and took cover.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: George Gerbil ()
Date: January 12, 2019 04:00PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> No sign of Furman for two days now. I wonder if he
> got run over by a car. Maybe he sensed the onset
> of snow and took cover.


Furman is waiting out the storm in his secret hiding place, with his stash of McNuggets.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fear the Squirrel ()
Date: January 13, 2019 09:41PM

Squirrels don’t like to come out in the snow because their footprints can be tracked back to their lairs. They have very strong survival instincts

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Howard Hamster ()
Date: January 13, 2019 10:45PM

Fear the Squirrel Wrote:
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> Squirrels don’t like to come out in the snow
> because their footprints can be tracked back to
> their lairs. They have very strong survival
> instincts


Yes , and Furman was smart enough to have a good supply of McNuggets, hash browns and nuts stashed away.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: jimbo slice ()
Date: January 14, 2019 12:17PM

This thread is crazy but there is some truth to it. Back in September I was sitting in my pickup eating Mcdonalds at Panam. Out of nowhere this squirrel landed on my sideview mirror and tried to get into my truck! I picked up my kindle fire and smacked the shit out of that thing and it ran away. That squirrel is friggin crazy!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: PanAm shopper ()
Date: January 18, 2019 04:33PM

Today while at the PanAm, I saw a big bushy tailed squirrel with his cheeks stuffed with food running away from a pile of empty ketchup cups in the parking lot. After reading this thread
I am convinced I saw Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Buffalo Barfly ()
Date: January 18, 2019 11:09PM

I left Glory Days in PanAm about an
hour ago, and as I was leaving I am pretty sure I saw a squirrel running out the door with a chicken wing.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: @ PanAm ()
Date: January 19, 2019 08:30PM

I was at the Pan Am today and though I did not see Furman I did see little squirrel footprints in the snow. He is definitely on the prowl

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Concerned Guy ()
Date: January 21, 2019 05:30PM

Will the little guy be okay in this cold weather?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: January 21, 2019 08:42PM

Concerned Guy Wrote:
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> Will the little guy be okay in this cold weather?


Don't worry. If you look close, there's a small extension cord running from the Mickey D's to a nearby tree for his heater. They take care of their best salesman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: January 22, 2019 08:08PM

Furman has not been active lately due to the cold temps but he will probably be on the prowl when it warms up.

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