Re: Hillbilly Haven on rt 1
Sarah M Kidding
Date: March 21, 2014 05:00AM
It is seriously funny to read some of these posts. Cry babies who were afraid to go in or called it a dump. I worked there and I made the employees scrub the kitchen every night and I can only wish that some restaurants were as clean.
I think it had charm.
I saw fights and got in a few myself but trust me, we all laughed at the newbies who thought they were better than we were. My income will embarrass most of you and so will my college degrees.
Earl had a great sense of humor and to have silly t shirts hanging from the walls was funny to him, he knew he was no designer and it made people talk. Like how Paris Hilton made a spectral of herself, if people are talking you are making money, and trust me, Earl Dixon made plenty back in the days of Hillbilly Heaven.
We sat so many nights after the bar closed and laughed at most people and probably one or two of you... :)
We knew what we were doing and I know for a fact that most of the people who came in there thought they were tough and would show us a thing or two. So who was the Redneck, the ones who thought they could beat us all up and out drink someone, or the ones who just sat back and laughed at the end of the night? LOL Oh those were the days, watching people get their asses kicked out and onto the parking lot :D
I am sure that right about now, many of you are sitting with your nasty beer bellies, smoking some generic brand of nasty cigarettes, with little to no money in the bank, still whining to your toothless fat ass wife about your life being unfulfilled while I enjoy my life with an amazing and wealthy family , reminiscing about Hillbilly Heaven :D I hope you have enjoyed this as much as I have.
The good 'ol days! Have a absolutely wonderful day.
Just a little FYI. If you were male and were in HIllbilly Heaven with a woman, most women were asked to put your name and penis size and a few details about your skill (as it were) , i.e. Name 5" and he makes growling noises when he has sex....on a card and drop it in a box and all the female employees would read them and laugh at you. If you know a girl who worked there during 1980 and 1985 (before the box was discontinued) she can tell you your penis size and if you had any cred in bed :D Now that's gotta suck!