This forum seems like a good place for this advice.
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Re: Stop Self-Abuse
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You'll shoot your eye out
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Date: April 21, 2018 01:43PM
Wow, so what do you do for a hobby? Sit around and research articles about masturbation?
Re: Stop Self-Abuse
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Dangers of the Jerking
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Date: April 21, 2018 03:28PM
My next door neighbor jerked off 2 or 3 times a day, and as a result his brain began to erode. This created empty space that over time caused his heard to cave in.
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Re: Stop Self-Abuse
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Don't do it little squirt
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Date: April 21, 2018 03:40PM
Dangers of the Jerking Wrote:
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> My next door neighbor jerked off 2 or 3 times a
> day, and as a result his brain began to erode.
> This created empty space that over time caused his
> heard to cave in.
I hope your next door neighbor stops 'cause after his head caves in the next phase will be palsey followed by blindness.
Re: Stop Self-Abuse
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Pill popper
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Date: April 21, 2018 05:25PM
Since starting Zoloft I’ve been masterbating less often, plus it takes longer to climax.
Re: Stop Self-Abuse
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vvkel
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Date: April 23, 2018 09:08AM
You might think it is funny but there is a grain of truth to this. Read the warning label on Viagra - it can cause blindness.
Re: Stop Self-Abuse
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Naziminecraft
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Date: April 23, 2018 09:51AM
Mein Kameraden! Neighbor's heads do not cave in due to "masturbation", but to the powers of the Juden! We must purge these rodents from our streets once more to save your neighbor's forehead!