Jus moved from the west coast and noticed there's no farburger, in-n-out, or whataburger. This place sux I'm moving back out west.

Ha ha jklol...I'm just some local faggot kid with no life trying to stir up shit, but I'm not creative enough to come up with a topic better than fast food. Sorry.

Not sure but there sure are a lot of fat asses walking around Fairfax, usually with a few young anchor kids in tow. These fat asses are too lazy to brush their hair. They just make a bun at top of their fat cantelope heads. But good luck
finding a fatburgers here.

Northern Virginia is like the birthplace of today's "gourmet burger" fad.

As I sit here there is a Five Guys, Burger 7, Basic Burger, Smashburger, and a dozen other copycat eateries within 5 blocks. Only a couple of them are good.

Five Guys, which was founded around here, is shitty burnt garbage with food poisoning sloppy soggy fries and a murderous peanut allergy hazard.

There is a Fatburger in Columbia Crossing off 175 in beautiful Howard County.

only niggers eat that gay shit, 5 guys is for the locals

This is too fatty for me ugh.

I got yer fat burger for ya hunny.