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Where in Fairfax can you buy the best Kosher Ham and Cheese Sandwich
Posted by: NY Deli ()
Date: March 22, 2017 02:59AM

Most so-called kosher delis around here don't know how to make a truly kosher ham and cheese sandwich. Anyone know one that does?

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: March 22, 2017 03:40AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/24/2017 04:18AM by chuckhoffmann.

Re: Where in Fairfax can you buy the best Kosher Ham and Cheese Sandwich
Posted by: Codfuschious ()
Date: March 22, 2017 04:11AM

Fuck that hook nose food ! Go to Arthur Treacher's for some of the best fish and chip's you've ever eaten!

Re: Where in Fairfax can you buy the best Kosher Ham and Cheese Sandwich
Posted by: King Cod ()
Date: March 22, 2017 05:20AM

Codfuschious Wrote:
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> Fuck that hook nose food ! Go to Arthur Treacher's
> for some of the best fish and chip's you've ever
> eaten!


Don't forget the hush puppies, coleslaw and Fanta grape soda!

Re: Where in Fairfax can you buy the best Kosher Ham and Cheese Sandwich
Posted by: Ejaculator Alligator! ()
Date: March 22, 2017 05:42AM

Up yer snooty nose wit a rubber fucking hose.


This has nuffin ta do wit FFX, AT, LJS.


Git a life ya dolittle dipstick.

Re: Where in Fairfax can you buy the best Kosher Ham and Cheese Sandwich
Posted by: Blimmo ()
Date: March 22, 2017 09:45AM

Ejaculation Station Deli at the corner of Somewhere and Overthere. The owner's daughter is a widowed MILF I've been trying to get next to for a while, now.

Re: Where in Fairfax can you buy the best Kosher Ham and Cheese Sandwich
Posted by: unclean animals ()
Date: March 22, 2017 10:46AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Ham isn't kosher by definition, because it's pork.


it doesn't chew it's cud

Re: Where in Fairfax can you buy the best Kosher Ham and Cheese Sandwich
Posted by: That's NOT Kosher OP ()
Date: March 22, 2017 10:51AM

NY Deli Wrote:
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> Most so-called kosher delis around here don't know
> how to make a truly kosher ham and cheese
> sandwich. Anyone know one that does?


Try harder TROLL BOY...Neither Ham nor Cheese is Kosher. Don't ever try again Dickhead...you suck.

Re: Where in Fairfax can you buy the best Kosher Ham and Cheese Sandwich
Posted by: rabbi wahabi ()
Date: March 22, 2017 05:18PM

pretty sure if they use goat mustard it kosherizes whatever it touches

That's NOT Kosher OP Wrote:
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> NY Deli Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Most so-called kosher delis around here don't
> know
> > how to make a truly kosher ham and cheese
> > sandwich. Anyone know one that does?
>
>
> Try harder TROLL BOY...Neither Ham nor Cheese is
> Kosher. Don't ever try again Dickhead...you suck.

Re: Where in Fairfax can you buy the best Kosher Ham and Cheese Sandwich
Posted by: Prince Pollock ()
Date: March 22, 2017 05:51PM

AT uses kosher fish.

Re: Where in Fairfax can you buy the best Kosher Ham and Cheese Sandwich
Posted by: Prince Pollock ()
Date: March 22, 2017 05:54PM

Prince Pollock Wrote:
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> AT uses kosher fish.


I will suck the head of any cock to give it a virtual circumcision...until it spits copious spunk.

Re: Where in Fairfax can you buy the best Kosher Ham and Cheese Sandwich
Posted by: FXH4V ()
Date: March 22, 2017 09:00PM

Even if the meat wasn't traife that sandwich still wouldn't be kosher! Cheese sandwich? OK! Non-traife meat sandwich? OK Any kind of meat and cheese sandwich? TRAIFE!!!

Re: Where in Fairfax can you buy the best Kosher Ham and Cheese Sandwich
Posted by: moyle time ()
Date: March 22, 2017 09:11PM

biting the foreskins off of penises needs to be done by a moyle for it to be kosher i am pretty sure...

jews who pick on other religions really need to self examine before they say anything

Prince Pollock Wrote:
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> Prince Pollock Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > AT uses kosher fish.
>
>
> I will suck the head of any cock to give it a
> virtual circumcision...until it spits copious
> spunk.

Re: Where in Fairfax can you buy the best Kosher Ham and Cheese Sandwich
Posted by: FTR ()
Date: March 22, 2017 09:21PM

Not only is ham not Kosher by definition, but meat+dairy together are also forbidden. Just sayin'.

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