The Church of Scientology would have you believe that its founder, L. Ron Hubbard, was a man of staggering accomplishments.

For instance, they like to talk about his academic record at George Washington University-attending America's first course in nuclear physics, no less.

Well, attend is being kind to him, as he failed the course!
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I'd follow Isaac Asimov over LRon any day. The foundation series was fascinating and well written from a scientific perspective. And Asimov at least knew his work was science based fiction. He didn't go out and start a religion on his work. And........... We are sorry, but idiots abound was taken ill and won't be posting for a while until we take him to our retreat and make him well. It shouldn't take long, if he cooperate s. Sincerely, enforcement er, enlightenment branch, scientology, sm section.

This lumpy woman is Sylvia Stanard, head of Scientology's DC operations.
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