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Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: August 26, 2009 12:08PM

Looks like Ted Kennedy will have one hell of funeral. He will be buried in Arlington NAtl. Cem. It's going to make one hell of a mess in DC.

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 26, 2009 12:30PM

I thought JFK was still alive but switched to sports talk.

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: Idk,lol ()
Date: August 26, 2009 12:36PM

Why the fuck does everybody in this country have a mourning-orgy when one of the kennedys dies?? They weren't that great, in my opinion.

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: McGirt ()
Date: August 26, 2009 12:38PM

Better than the Bush's, imo.

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: dumper ()
Date: August 26, 2009 12:45PM

Thanks, now I know a good place to take a dump in Arlington Cemetary should the need arise

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: imo ()
Date: August 26, 2009 12:47PM

this relates to FFX, How?

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: auditor ()
Date: August 26, 2009 12:49PM

imo Wrote:
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> this relates to FFX, How?

he does have a house in McLean. I hate the douche and am celebrating his death, but he is a FFX taxpayer.

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: Sweeney Todd ()
Date: August 26, 2009 02:18PM

Fortunately the burial will be on Saturday, thus the traffic impact for us worker bees will be minimized.

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: Porksta ()
Date: August 26, 2009 08:07PM

What military service did he have that allows him in Arlington?

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: August 26, 2009 08:25PM

Kennedy enlisted in the United States Army in June 1951.[10] Following basic training at Fort Dix, he requested assignment to Fort Holabird for Army Intelligence training, but was dropped after a few weeks without explanation.[10] He went to Camp Gordon for training in the Military Police Corps.[10] In June 1952, he was assigned to the honor guard at SHAPE headquarters in Paris.[4][10] His father's political connections ensured he was not deployed to the ongoing Korean War.[4][11] While stationed in Europe he travelled extensively on weekends and climbed the Matterhorn.[12] He was discharged in March 1953 as a private first class.[10][12]

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: Clobbersaurus ()
Date: August 26, 2009 09:00PM

Porksta Wrote:
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> What military service did he have that allows him
> in Arlington?


2 years in the Army and his many years of service in Congress.

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: Dirty Jersey ()
Date: August 26, 2009 10:03PM

Mary Jo Kopechne said she couldn't make the funeral

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 27, 2009 01:26AM

Porksta Wrote:
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> What military service did he have that allows him
> in Arlington?


It doesn't matter what military service he had, because he was A UNITED STATES SENATOR.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/27/2009 01:26AM by Thurston Moore.

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: August 27, 2009 08:55AM

Looks like everything is taking place in Boston with a short trip the grave site on Saturday around 4pm.

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: Hobo ()
Date: August 27, 2009 09:13AM

Ted's military service doesn't allow him to be buried in Arlington. He was not killed while active duty, retired, Injured while on active duty prior to 1949, or recieved the necessary commendations to be buried there.

But, he was a Senator, which allows him to be buried there:

e) Persons who have held any of the following positions, provided their last period of active duty (other than for training) as a member of the Armed Forces terminated honorably:

(1) An elective office of the United States Government.

(2) Office of the Chief Justice of the United States or of an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States.

(3) An office listed in 5 U.S.C. 5312 or 5 U.S.C. 5313.

(4) The Chief of a mission who was at any time during his tenure classified in class I under the provisions of 411 of the Act of 13 August 1946, 60 Stat. 1002, as amended (22 U.S.C. 866, 1964 ed.).

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: nakedshoplifter ()
Date: August 27, 2009 09:50AM

Posted by: Dirty Jersey

Mary Jo Kopechne said she couldn't make the funeral
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she will be re-interned next to ole Teddy.

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: Porksta ()
Date: August 27, 2009 11:10AM

Hobo Wrote:
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> Ted's military service doesn't allow him to be
> buried in Arlington. He was not killed while
> active duty, retired, Injured while on active duty
> prior to 1949, or recieved the necessary
> commendations to be buried there.
>
> But, he was a Senator, which allows him to be
> buried there:
>
> e) Persons who have held any of the following
> positions, provided their last period of active
> duty (other than for training) as a member of the
> Armed Forces terminated honorably:
>
> (1) An elective office of the United States
> Government.
>
> (2) Office of the Chief Justice of the United
> States or of an Associate Justice of the Supreme
> Court of the United States.
>
> (3) An office listed in 5 U.S.C. 5312 or 5 U.S.C.
> 5313.
>
> (4) The Chief of a mission who was at any time
> during his tenure classified in class I under the
> provisions of 411 of the Act of 13 August 1946, 60
> Stat. 1002, as amended (22 U.S.C. 866, 1964 ed.).


Actually being a Senator does not get him in. Being in the military and then being a Senator does. Also being the relative of someone buried gets you in.

Keep in mind there is a wait to get buried at Arlington, so there will be some upset veterans and families if Kennedy is buried at Arlington immediately.

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: Triumph ()
Date: August 27, 2009 12:06PM

Teddy's gravesite in Arlington Cemetary will be a wonderful location.......




....for me to poop on!

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: not funny = you ()
Date: August 27, 2009 01:57PM

da-da-dump

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: August 28, 2009 10:48PM

Now his fat ass is burning in hell, and hundreds of demons who look like little Mary Jo Kopechnes are stabbing him with pitchforks and forcing river water down his throat.

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: August 29, 2009 11:32PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> Now his fat ass is burning in hell, and hundreds
> of demons who look like little Mary Jo Kopechnes
> are stabbing him with pitchforks and forcing river
> water down his throat.


Very venomous!

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: August 30, 2009 10:45AM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> tomahawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Now his fat ass is burning in hell, and
> hundreds
> > of demons who look like little Mary Jo
> Kopechnes
> > are stabbing him with pitchforks and forcing
> river
> > water down his throat.
>
>
> Very venomous!


Who loves ya Vince.

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: August 30, 2009 10:56AM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> Vince(1) Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > tomahawk Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Now his fat ass is burning in hell, and
> > hundreds
> > > of demons who look like little Mary Jo
> > Kopechnes
> > > are stabbing him with pitchforks and forcing
> > river
> > > water down his throat.
> >
> >
> > Very venomous!
>
>
> Who loves ya Vince.


The fact of the matter is there is no heaven or hell..and a man is judged by the perponderous of good or evil he released into the world...Teddy did ok...better then most.

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: August 30, 2009 11:05AM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> tomahawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Vince(1) Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > tomahawk Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Now his fat ass is burning in hell, and
> > > hundreds
> > > > of demons who look like little Mary Jo
> > > Kopechnes
> > > > are stabbing him with pitchforks and
> forcing
> > > river
> > > > water down his throat.
> > >
> > >
> > > Very venomous!
> >
> >
> > Who loves ya Vince.
>
>
> The fact of the matter is there is no heaven or
> hell..and a man is judged by the perponderous of
> good or evil he released into the world...Teddy
> did ok...better then most.


God loves ya Vince.

Re: Ted Kennedy To Be Buried Close to JFK
Posted by: T. Paine ()
Date: August 30, 2009 11:23AM

At this very minute the worms are crawling out of the ground all around this vile old drunk's grave.

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