Dear sirs and madams,

Word round the trailer park the restaurants have gone to hell in a hand basket in Manassas Park. I like a little dirt in my city, but unsavory characters not payin' their taxes and running operations really grinds my gears.

Name your favorite shit hole or shady ass eating establishment. I do not frequent such places--too much diversity for my taste. My woman has my PBR 12 case on ice on our veranda when I return home from diggin' ditches all day. She may be built like a linebacker, but that corn-fed beast is a bulls eye and she sure knows how to love a workin' man.

Tell me and the Mrs. about it and we'll tag em and set em back into the welfare shit hole we caught em in.

Yours Truly,
Trailerhood Watch