Any recommendations? I am protestant.

Join the heathen. Sleep in on Sundays.

The Evangelist Wrote:
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> Join the heathen. Sleep in on Sundays.


Heaven is not on earth. Must recieve salvation from Jesus alone. Many are called and few are chosen was not said by Jesus.

I'll bite on your trolling ...
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If you want to waste your time, join a church.

OTHERWISE: Join the Reston Hebrew Congegation or
the Dal al Hijra masjid in Falls Curch.

Try McLean bible church

Lonnie the jew Wrote:
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> Try McLean bible church


Jill's House is more like OPs speed

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> Heaven is not on earth.

It isn't ANYWHERE, dumbo. It's all a big fig-newton of your hyperactive imagination.

> Must recieve (sic) salvation from Jesus alone.

So if he's with somebody, he can't do it? Pretty feeble. And is this "salvation" thing like an EZ-Pass transponder? Can I just go through without paying?

> Many are called and few are chosen was not said by Jesus.

Was it the producers of American Idol then?

The Evangelist Wrote:
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> Fox News Wrote:
> > Must recieve (sic) salvation from Jesus alone.
>
> So if he's with somebody, he can't do it? Pretty
> feeble. And is this "salvation" thing like an
> EZ-Pass transponder? Can I just go through
> without paying?

just keep protesting and start you own church !

There is no God dude. Except for the Flying Spaghetti Monster of course.

Humanist Wrote:
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> There is no God dude. Except for the Flying
> Spaghetti Monster of course.


And Xenu.......

And the Invisible Pink Unicorn, bless her holy hooves.