He's an even bigger stiff than Bernie. We can keep Gruden around to run the practices and do the pre-game planning. We just need some guys to wheel him out on Sundays. The fans won't notice the difference.

His Redskins background will resonate with the die-hard fans.

Now that he's been dead fifteen years, he has the supernatural contacts to deliver the Super Bowl.

If nothing else, he should be Danny Snyder's drinking mate.

Allen should make appearances at every local funeral home he can, as the people who eat there are his kind of people.

Allen might do well to replace Hocking College's volunteer football coach. Allen might just be the man to lead Hocking to greatness, using his skills and experience to motivate one of their players, convicted rapist Trent Mays, to legendary greatness on the gridiron.

It is worth a thought.

i'm betting don king