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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Jt3gm
()
Date: August 20, 2015 10:16AM
this was more than just posting on FFU- the family posted this all over Facebook,even created a Facebook page with details about how her phone and purse were found in the woods. As if she was taken with undertones of rape, murder...etc
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Chrissy the crack whore
()
Date: August 20, 2015 12:02PM
mudshark Wrote:
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> NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed around
> like a basketball.
I would be embarrassed if I was her family. Their neighbors probably think the whole family are pieces of shit.
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> NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed around
> like a basketball.
I would be embarrassed if I was her family. Their neighbors probably think the whole family are pieces of shit.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Church Lady
()
Date: August 20, 2015 12:13PM
I spent valuable minutes of my time praying for that crack whore that I'll never get back. Thanks, bitch!
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Chrissy the crack whore
()
Date: August 20, 2015 12:38PM
3,025 views and rising, how fucking embarrassing. Time for her to start hitting the bottle hard. I wonder how much money was spent looking for this 33 year old dumb bitch.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Mr. Clean
()
Date: August 20, 2015 12:52PM
Filet-O-Fish Wrote:
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> So she went missing on August 8th and was found
> today - 11 days later.
>
> She just had the clothes on her back - She didn't
> pack a bag with change of clothes, so you can
> assume that she didn't wash her ass or change her
> drawers for 11 days.
>
> In this heat and humidity she must smell like
> something that died under the fish wharf. If she
> started her period, that takes everything to a
> whole new level of aromatic insult.
Wash her dirty ass with a fire hose
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> So she went missing on August 8th and was found
> today - 11 days later.
>
> She just had the clothes on her back - She didn't
> pack a bag with change of clothes, so you can
> assume that she didn't wash her ass or change her
> drawers for 11 days.
>
> In this heat and humidity she must smell like
> something that died under the fish wharf. If she
> started her period, that takes everything to a
> whole new level of aromatic insult.
Wash her dirty ass with a fire hose
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
DRUNK BITCH
()
Date: August 20, 2015 01:32PM
last seen Wrote:
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> mudshark Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed
> around
> > like a basketball.
>
>
> New York Ave and North Capitol St NW. The NE
> Brothers gave her to the NW to end a beef, now
> their is peace. She saved a lot of black lives.
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> mudshark Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed
> around
> > like a basketball.
>
>
> New York Ave and North Capitol St NW. The NE
> Brothers gave her to the NW to end a beef, now
> their is peace. She saved a lot of black lives.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
DRUNK BITCH
()
Date: August 20, 2015 01:33PM
last seen Wrote:
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> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
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> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Ric Flair
()
Date: August 20, 2015 01:40PM
7gge3 Wrote:
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> Its ridiculous how the family played this as if
> someone took her with malicious intent. I know if
> it were my troubled realitive, of course I'd be
> worried and ask people to keep a look out, maybe
> even with a flyer....but I would be upfront about
> that persons state of mind and addiction habits. I
> certainly would not mislead everyone the way they
> did.
Show me where they said she was kidnapped. I saw a "Missing" Poster. And she was missing. Stop making bullshit up. The public weren't mislead in any way. You're the only one speculating. Grow the fuck up. Jesus I'd love to dropkick you in the throat if I saw you. Seriously, just do society a favor and take a bath with your toaster.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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> Its ridiculous how the family played this as if
> someone took her with malicious intent. I know if
> it were my troubled realitive, of course I'd be
> worried and ask people to keep a look out, maybe
> even with a flyer....but I would be upfront about
> that persons state of mind and addiction habits. I
> certainly would not mislead everyone the way they
> did.
Show me where they said she was kidnapped. I saw a "Missing" Poster. And she was missing. Stop making bullshit up. The public weren't mislead in any way. You're the only one speculating. Grow the fuck up. Jesus I'd love to dropkick you in the throat if I saw you. Seriously, just do society a favor and take a bath with your toaster.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
TAXPAYER
()
Date: August 20, 2015 01:58PM
Chrissy the crack whore Wrote:
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> 3,025 views and rising, how fucking embarrassing.
> Time for her to start hitting the bottle hard. I
> wonder how much money was spent looking for this
> 33 year old dumb bitch.
How much money?
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> 3,025 views and rising, how fucking embarrassing.
> Time for her to start hitting the bottle hard. I
> wonder how much money was spent looking for this
> 33 year old dumb bitch.
How much money?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
DRUNK BITCH
()
Date: August 20, 2015 05:07PM
TRUE Wrote:
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> High school friend Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lisa and family I am so sorry about the losers
> on
> > this forum. Chrissy is an awesome person and I
> > hope she is found safe ASAP.
> >
> > Wtop has picked up the story. In the article
> > though it says that they do not consider her
> > endangered. Wtf??
>
>
> Just go over to Barry Farms, she's chillin. She
> isn't endangered, just damaged goods.
You, Lisa, and family are the real losers. Now, go eat a dick cunt.
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> High school friend Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lisa and family I am so sorry about the losers
> on
> > this forum. Chrissy is an awesome person and I
> > hope she is found safe ASAP.
> >
> > Wtop has picked up the story. In the article
> > though it says that they do not consider her
> > endangered. Wtf??
>
>
> Just go over to Barry Farms, she's chillin. She
> isn't endangered, just damaged goods.
You, Lisa, and family are the real losers. Now, go eat a dick cunt.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
funny shit
()
Date: August 22, 2015 01:31AM
last seen Wrote:
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> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
FOUND
()
Date: August 22, 2015 03:19PM
mudshark Wrote:
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> NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed around
> like a basketball.
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> NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed around
> like a basketball.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
living good
()
Date: August 22, 2015 08:31PM
last seen Wrote:
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> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
NIG NOG'S living good Pliny the Elder and crabs.
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> Word on the street is she was traded to the Barry
> farms crew, for two bushels #1 jimmies and keg of
> Pliny the Elder. NW got a good deal.
NIG NOG'S living good Pliny the Elder and crabs.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Wait For It
()
Date: August 23, 2015 06:59AM
Has the family apologized yet for lying to everyone and portraying their skank daughter/sister as a victim?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
No and they won't
()
Date: August 23, 2015 02:18PM
They really did think she'd been abducted. The fb page was deleted pretty quickly.
Now they must just be embarrassed. But at least they found her alive.
I do wonder if she faked her own abduction or was really just out on a bender. Too weird.
Now they must just be embarrassed. But at least they found her alive.
I do wonder if she faked her own abduction or was really just out on a bender. Too weird.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Her Neighbor
()
Date: August 23, 2015 11:24PM
Bet her family wishes now that she had been abducted and killed. Then everyone could feel sorry for them rather than hate them.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
FOUND
()
Date: August 24, 2015 12:24AM
last seen Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> mudshark Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed
> around
> > like a basketball.
>
>
> New York Ave and North Capitol St NW. The NE
> Brothers gave her to the NW to end a beef, now
> their is peace. She saved a lot of black lives.
-------------------------------------------------------
> mudshark Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed
> around
> > like a basketball.
>
>
> New York Ave and North Capitol St NW. The NE
> Brothers gave her to the NW to end a beef, now
> their is peace. She saved a lot of black lives.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Pooper trooper
()
Date: August 24, 2015 04:37PM
Did Becky shit her out?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Better Pizza
()
Date: August 24, 2015 05:09PM
Did she work or hang out at the Papa John's in Fairfax?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
He6Mu
()
Date: August 24, 2015 09:13PM
did she go missing right after graduation ?
you find her i would never have loaner her that much on a chance
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
4uXvb
()
Date: August 24, 2015 10:13PM
one laptop per child - google it they made all the books i paid for free
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Nospamforme
()
Date: August 25, 2015 10:53PM
Oh she was found alright...and arrested by Fairfax County police on the charge of "entering to damage". Sounds like the family didn't want this out there. Just search the Fairfax County General District Court page for case information. Her court date is 10/14/2015.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
J9fun
()
Date: August 25, 2015 11:19PM
So the only reason she was found was because she was arrested? What does entering to damage mean? I thought she was found in dc?
Seriously, someone who knows the family spill the beans and say what exactly happened here. This whole episode was bizarre. It almost looked like she faked her own kidnapping
Seriously, someone who knows the family spill the beans and say what exactly happened here. This whole episode was bizarre. It almost looked like she faked her own kidnapping
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Fairax Stationnaire
()
Date: August 26, 2015 08:04AM
Chrissy the crack whore Wrote:
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> Their neighbors probably think the whole family are
> pieces of shit.
Yes, we do.
Attachments:
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> Their neighbors probably think the whole family are
> pieces of shit.
Yes, we do.
Attachments:
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Burkenator
()
Date: August 26, 2015 08:10AM
This is the crib Kim & Janet bought for Chrissy to live in.
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Party Girl Got Caught
()
Date: August 26, 2015 09:20AM
Nospamforme Wrote:
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> Oh she was found alright...and arrested by Fairfax
> County police on the charge of "entering to
> damage". Sounds like the family didn't want this
> out there. Just search the Fairfax County General
> District Court page for case information. Her
> court date is 10/14/2015.
Did the search, and she is a drunk and likes to smoke weed.
So what is wrong with a chick that likes to get fucked up, and has a petty criminal record, and has no self control?
I bet she give great head.
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> Oh she was found alright...and arrested by Fairfax
> County police on the charge of "entering to
> damage". Sounds like the family didn't want this
> out there. Just search the Fairfax County General
> District Court page for case information. Her
> court date is 10/14/2015.
Did the search, and she is a drunk and likes to smoke weed.
So what is wrong with a chick that likes to get fucked up, and has a petty criminal record, and has no self control?
I bet she give great head.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Mud shark
()
Date: August 26, 2015 03:00PM
Party Girl Got Caught Wrote:
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> Nospamforme Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh she was found alright...and arrested by
> Fairfax
> > County police on the charge of "entering to
> > damage". Sounds like the family didn't want
> this
> > out there. Just search the Fairfax County
> General
> > District Court page for case information. Her
> > court date is 10/14/2015.
>
>
> Did the search, and she is a drunk and likes to
> smoke weed.
>
> So what is wrong with a chick that likes to get
> fucked up, and has a petty criminal record, and
> has no self control?
>
> I bet she give great head.
Ask the NE,NW and SE/Barry Farms Crew Brothers.
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> Nospamforme Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh she was found alright...and arrested by
> Fairfax
> > County police on the charge of "entering to
> > damage". Sounds like the family didn't want
> this
> > out there. Just search the Fairfax County
> General
> > District Court page for case information. Her
> > court date is 10/14/2015.
>
>
> Did the search, and she is a drunk and likes to
> smoke weed.
>
> So what is wrong with a chick that likes to get
> fucked up, and has a petty criminal record, and
> has no self control?
>
> I bet she give great head.
Ask the NE,NW and SE/Barry Farms Crew Brothers.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Update?
()
Date: August 26, 2015 06:17PM
Found yet?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Finders Keepers
()
Date: August 26, 2015 08:18PM
Update? Wrote:
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> Found yet?
Yes, she was found to be a skanky drunk and ho.
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> Found yet?
Yes, she was found to be a skanky drunk and ho.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
vGHeV
()
Date: August 26, 2015 08:47PM
looks familiar, like she was on an online dating site within the last year
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Michael Douglas
()
Date: August 29, 2015 08:46PM
Mr. Clean Wrote:
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> Filet-O-Fish Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So she went missing on August 8th and was found
> > today - 11 days later.
> >
> > She just had the clothes on her back - She
> didn't
> > pack a bag with change of clothes, so you can
> > assume that she didn't wash her ass or change
> her
> > drawers for 11 days.
> >
> > In this heat and humidity she must smell like
> > something that died under the fish wharf. If
> she
> > started her period, that takes everything to a
> > whole new level of aromatic insult.
>
>
> Wash her dirty ass with a fire hose
Yummy Yummy! I would love to eat that stinky pussy out.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Filet-O-Fish Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So she went missing on August 8th and was found
> > today - 11 days later.
> >
> > She just had the clothes on her back - She
> didn't
> > pack a bag with change of clothes, so you can
> > assume that she didn't wash her ass or change
> her
> > drawers for 11 days.
> >
> > In this heat and humidity she must smell like
> > something that died under the fish wharf. If
> she
> > started her period, that takes everything to a
> > whole new level of aromatic insult.
>
>
> Wash her dirty ass with a fire hose
Yummy Yummy! I would love to eat that stinky pussy out.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Queen of Rehab
()
Date: August 31, 2015 10:34PM
What was the resolution of all this? Is she back in the Hab?
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Diehard Lib
()
Date: September 02, 2015 08:28AM
Queen of Rehab Wrote:
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> What was the resolution of all this? Is she back
> in the Hab?
She's now a campaign volunteer for Hillary.
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> What was the resolution of all this? Is she back
> in the Hab?
She's now a campaign volunteer for Hillary.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
WEC44
()
Date: September 02, 2015 10:42PM
it's pretty obvious.
either she's avoiding debt in another state, or a nigger killed her
DUH
either she's avoiding debt in another state, or a nigger killed her
DUH
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Chrissy's friend
()
Date: November 26, 2015 12:21AM
mudshark Wrote:
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> NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed around
> like a basketball.
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> NE DC trading sex for drugs, getting passed around
> like a basketball.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Neighbor
()
Date: November 26, 2015 12:55AM
Fairax Stationnaire Wrote:
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> Chrissy the crack whore Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Their neighbors probably think the whole family
> are
> > pieces of shit.
>
> Yes, we do.
>
All the family are drunks.
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> Chrissy the crack whore Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Their neighbors probably think the whole family
> are
> > pieces of shit.
>
> Yes, we do.
>
All the family are drunks.
Re: Missing Burke woman, 33, Chrissy Hazelbaker
Posted by:
Chrissy's friend
()
Date: November 26, 2015 01:08AM
Crack whore!