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I remember in High School me and 4 friends got high and drunkenly drove out one night, on a whim, to Midgetville. We had alot of trouble finding it but eventually we did. It was completely dark, the tiny houses were there but there were no lights on anywhere. It appeared to be abandoned so we parked the car and decided to check it out on foot. We had only one flashlight between the 5 of us. Suddenly my one friend started screaming as about 10 or 12 midgets had swarmed him from all directions and were attacking him. They had gotten him to the ground and one midget bit him in the crotch hard. We all rushed over to kick some Midget ass but they all scattered into the darkness of the woods. We took my buddy to the ER and made plans to come back with fishing nets with six foot handles and go midget hunting but somehow we never did.

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Good old daze Wrote:
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> I remember in High School me and 4 friends got
> high and drunkenly drove out one night, on a whim,
> to Midgetville. We had alot of trouble finding it
> but eventually we did. It was completely dark, the
> tiny houses were there but there were no lights on
> anywhere. It appeared to be abandoned so we parked
> the car and decided to check it out on foot. We
> had only one flashlight between the 5 of us.
> Suddenly my one friend started screaming as about
> 10 or 12 midgets had swarmed him from all
> directions and were attacking him. They had gotten
> him to the ground and one midget bit him in the
> crotch hard. We all rushed over to kick some
> Midget ass but they all scattered into the
> darkness of the woods. We took my buddy to the ER
> and made plans to come back with fishing nets with
> six foot handles and go midget hunting but somehow
> we never did.

This story, while amusing is pure unadulterated bullshit

Haven’t seen this thread in years. Hilarious and one of the greatest.

Went to midgetville with some friends back in 06. Didn't see any midgets but was funny seeing midget cottages and what looked like a custom made Honda accord for midgets.