"ARIAS ","JOSE ","C","103"," ","NO FIXED "," "," "," ","12/19/2003","IMPROPER USE OF STATE TAGS "
"ARIAS ","JOSE ","C","103"," ","NO FIXED "," "," "," ","12/19/2003","NO DRIVERS LICENSE "
"BELTRAN ","ORLANDO "," ","103"," ","NO FIXED "," "," "," ","10/30/2002","DRUNK IN PUBLIC OR PROFANE "
"LOPEZ MOLINA ","RUDY ","E","103"," ","NO FIXED "," "," "," ","01/11/2006","PT LARC-OTHER "
"LOPEZ MOLINA ","RUDY ","E","103"," ","NO FIXED "," "," "," ","01/11/2006","PT LARC-OTHER "


On record the oldest criminals in our county's history have gone to these five individuals. All at 103 years old. Sadly I am fairly certain most our deceased. I love Orlando, 103 and still drinking hard, great way to go out. Here's to one of us making 104 and giving the county hell.

I'm pretty sure theres only 3 different people on that list-though I can see why you might get confused, steve.

I'd almost wonder if that's some kind of glitch.. Since all of them coincidentally have no fixed address, like maybe they don't know how old they are since they're undocumented bums?

The life of a homeless seems way too harsh for a bunch of 103 year old bums to be kicking around, but I dunno

okay you got me. It was a late night lastnight. I can not explain the no fixed address, maybe they live with relatives or do not release the address's of local nursing homes on fairfax underground.

What I do know, is if you are privledged enough to know someone who is 104 or older in the area, take them out and convince them to commit a crime. They'd be stars in my book.

steve k2 Wrote:
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> okay you got me. It was a late night lastnight.
> I can not explain the no fixed address, maybe they
> live with relatives or do not release the
> address's of local nursing homes on fairfax
> underground.
>
> What I do know, is if you are privledged enough to
> know someone who is 104 or older in the area, take
> them out and convince them to commit a crime.
> They'd be stars in my book.

Shit, when I hit 65, I'm going to start committing crimes. At that point, fuck you, I'm old, I'll do whatever the fuck I want.

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At least it wasn't a sodomy charge....