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Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Fish and Chips ()
Date: April 08, 2015 04:24PM

No good explanation just a sign on the door. I am NOT going to drive to Dale City for fish. I am sad.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: JohnnyCade ()
Date: April 08, 2015 04:34PM

Fish and Chips Wrote:
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> No good explanation just a sign on the door. I am
> NOT going to drive to Dale City for fish. I am
> sad.

It's like PonyBoy used to say that Bobby Burns used to say..."Nothing gold can stay."

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Arthur Treacher's Large Cock ()
Date: April 08, 2015 05:46PM

Hey Bucko, It's only Long John Silvers. You make it sound like the girl you have been fucking moved away.

Have you ever been with a women?

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Fish and Chips ()
Date: April 08, 2015 06:15PM

Arthur Treacher's Large Cock Wrote:
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> Hey Bucko, It's only Long John Silvers. You make
> it sound like the girl you have been fucking moved
> away.
>
> Have you ever been with a women?

The smell of the clam and shrimp combo reminded me of your mother. Yes, your mother.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Arthur Treacher's Large Cock ()
Date: April 08, 2015 08:42PM

Fish and Chips Wrote:
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> Arthur Treacher's Large Cock Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey Bucko, It's only Long John Silvers. You
> make
> > it sound like the girl you have been fucking
> moved
> > away.
> >
> > Have you ever been with a women?
>
> The smell of the clam and shrimp combo reminded me
> of your mother. Yes, your mother.


Next time try my sister - She cums with tartar sauce and hushpuppies!

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Awful creatures ()
Date: April 08, 2015 08:52PM

Long Dong Silvers sucks.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Mike shaffer ()
Date: April 08, 2015 09:13PM

I love that place been going there since I was a kid. Best fish in northern va I guess I have to make my own now

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: pissed off ()
Date: April 08, 2015 09:15PM

Why? It was good fucking sucks, but I remember this one time they where slow with the food and the person had to leave and needed her money back

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: EWxkP ()
Date: April 08, 2015 09:32PM

Only 2 types of people ate at LGS. Pimit Hills white trash and nogs.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Falls Church is a Ghetto ()
Date: April 08, 2015 09:55PM

Who the fuck cares. Falls Church is a spic infested ghetto.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: wuhduhfuh ()
Date: April 08, 2015 09:56PM

Arthur Treacher's


Same thing, right?

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Gorton ()
Date: April 08, 2015 10:02PM

Gone too.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: shucks ()
Date: April 08, 2015 11:18PM

NOOOOOOO! Growing up we'd often have Long John's for a Sunday family dinner, so it was nice to go to the only one left for the memories.

The last time I was in there last fall it was looking really rough...weeds growing up thru cracks in the parking lot, paint peeling off the building, and floors that hadn't been swept/mopped in days, so I knew it was only a matter of time until the last LJS got the axe.

It's hard to fuck up fried cod. Any recommendations for a replacement?

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Uncle Haddock ()
Date: April 08, 2015 11:31PM

Why don't all you losers just go across the street to McDonalds and get a fish filet!

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Leroy Wassington ()
Date: April 08, 2015 11:38PM

mothafucka. dey catfish was off da chain

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: OldtimeResident ()
Date: April 09, 2015 08:20AM

The fish was good but man did the service suck.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Because ()
Date: April 09, 2015 08:59AM

Uncle Haddock Wrote:
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> Why don't all you losers just go across the street
> to McDonalds and get a fish filet!

McDonald's sucks

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Freddie Fish ()
Date: April 09, 2015 09:44AM

Then stay home and eat Mrs Pauls fish

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Fish Fryer ()
Date: April 09, 2015 09:50AM

I worked at that Long John's in the 80s. The whole crew was high school kids and we had so much fun. It's amazing how long that place lasted. My wife still laughs at me because I had to wear a pirate hat with a built-in ear ring.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: H Mart ()
Date: April 09, 2015 09:53AM

LJS was grease and bread with a little low-quality seafood in the mix. Go to H mart and get some fish to cook up properly.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Calorie City ()
Date: April 09, 2015 11:17AM

Man, I used to go in there and get that platter with two fish pieces and three chicken planks served on a big pile of fries, with two hushpuppies. A nice big box o' deep fried goodness. Probably enough saturated fat and sodium for 5 people. Haven't eaten junk like that in years, but it was good!

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: the point is- ()
Date: April 09, 2015 11:33AM

Nobody wants to have to run a deep fryer at their house. It is a lot easier to go eat at a place that cooks the fish for you.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Mrs. P. ()
Date: April 09, 2015 03:22PM

Freddie Fish Wrote:
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> Then stay home and eat Mrs Pauls fish

Please, please, please!!!!

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: be afraid ()
Date: April 09, 2015 04:10PM

I didn't think anyone actually went in there anymore. from the outside it looked pretty quiet. After four decades of deep fry splatter the recesses of the kitchen must harbor living, sentient grunge that will fight eviction. Where will the porky susburbanites go now to stoke up?

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Manager Long John Silver's ()
Date: April 09, 2015 04:41PM

Fish and Chips Wrote:
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> No good explanation just a sign on the door. I am
> NOT going to drive to Dale City for fish. I am
> sad.


Dear Fish and Chips,

The management and staff of LJS Falls Church are sad that you are sad. We were in such a rush to get out of that hellhole that we failed to provide you will a full explanation. You see, our fare never really qualified as fish, or even food for that matter. Oil is expensive, so we changed it once, in 1983. At least half of the TBHQ you injested that we added to the oil to keep it from going rancid will be flushed from your system by 2025, if you drink three gallons of water a day, every day. If you eventually die a horrible, artery-clogged death, again we are sorry and sad. No need to drive your gas guzzler to Dale City. The suet cakes that old ladies set out for the finches is roughly the same stuff that we served, only with less dough and more seed, so better, really. This can be found locally in back yards all over Falls Church. The place needs to be demolished. It is haunted by the ghosts of dead tormented lardbuckets who went there daily years ago, only to find their souls sucked dry and replaced by oozing fat. We're never going back. We are sad, and we are sorry.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Alexander Smith ()
Date: April 09, 2015 07:10PM

Hope it's not gone I used to go there a long time ago.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: me soo hoorny ()
Date: April 10, 2015 09:43AM

I love me some chicken planks.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: ULm7P ()
Date: April 10, 2015 06:10PM

it was WAY more expensive than taco bell.

and religious people who worked hard and paid it forward who'd pay extra money to take the family to eat bland fish instead of junk food ...

they have been stalked and removed by democrats - some dead - some feld - some infinitely on hold

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Matey ()
Date: November 11, 2015 09:57PM

I just discovered this. Very sad. I loved their chicken. (Weird, right?)

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Pirate Pete ()
Date: November 12, 2015 02:55AM

haha, I had a friend who worked there in the 80's. After closing we used to take the swords off the walls and have fights with them.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Tiger_Ballz ()
Date: May 01, 2016 03:28PM

Congratulations NOVA, you have just ruined another fast food restaurant. First Jack N Box now Long John Silver's. Pizza hut will soon falter. What is the problem of getting fast food places to stay here. I am tired of the old crap restaurants that have been forever. Bring in the fast food restaurants that they have in the south.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Fjjdn ()
Date: May 01, 2016 03:37PM

Only classless white trash and nogs eat at ljs. If feel sorry for anyone who thinks that place was a decent place to eat.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Extra Tatar Sause ()
Date: May 01, 2016 03:46PM

I went this LJS back in 1982 to grab some lunch. After I parked, I was stopped at what was on the sidewalk at the front door - Someone puked a massive amount of chewed fish all over the sidewalk. A couple of shovel loads.

The sight of that white creamy fish puked up, and baking in the summer heat was too much. Never went back to that LJS, or any LJS.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Date: May 01, 2016 03:55PM

Tiger_Ballz Wrote:
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> Congratulations NOVA, you have just ruined another
> fast food restaurant. First Jack N Box now Long
> John Silver's. Pizza hut will soon falter. What is
> the problem of getting fast food places to stay
> here. I am tired of the old crap restaurants that
> have been forever. Bring in the fast food
> restaurants that they have in the south.


Niggers

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Anita Thomas ()
Date: May 01, 2016 04:29PM

After I heard about the pubic hair being found on a coke there by a supreme court justice, I never went to Long John Silver's again.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Gompers ()
Date: May 01, 2016 04:35PM

In the 90's the other one on 50 used to have 25 cent shrimp day. Really nothing good has happened to me since that went away.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Tell Me ()
Date: May 01, 2016 04:53PM

I wanna know why Hardees's avoids DC & Northern VA. Seems like they'd do well in suburbia.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Pappy Parker ()
Date: May 01, 2016 04:59PM

Tell Me Wrote:
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> I wanna know why Hardees's avoids DC & Northern
> VA. Seems like they'd do well in suburbia.


Niggers don't eat Redneck food

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Tell Me ()
Date: May 01, 2016 05:04PM

Pappy Parker Wrote:
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> Tell Me Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > I wanna know why Hardees's avoids DC & Northern
> > VA. Seems like they'd do well in suburbia.
>
>
> Niggers don't eat Redneck food

An even better reason to put one here.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Sleepy Holla ()
Date: May 01, 2016 05:52PM

Hardee's were on Columbia Pike (now a Starbucks) and Backlick to name a few...

Gerita y Gonzalo
Posted by: Chinosupay ()
Date: May 01, 2016 11:04PM

Gerald Gallardo & Gonzalo his brother in law enjoying some pizza in Arlington Va. Circa 2014
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Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Locals Only ()
Date: May 02, 2016 07:47AM

Sleepy Holla Wrote:
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> Hardee's were on Columbia Pike (now a Starbucks)
> and Backlick to name a few...


There was also a Hardees in Merrifield at the edge of the center that now has the huge thrift store. I miss their ham and cheese sandwiches and chili dogs. I remember one evening I got the bright idea to get some food then drive behind the shopping center to watch the movie playing at Lee Highway Drive-in for free. That lasted about 5 minutes before the police chased me out.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: JWE9U ()
Date: May 05, 2016 05:21PM

JWE9U

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: New England Truth ()
Date: May 05, 2016 05:36PM

Captain D's in Manassas. That is all.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: HUeH6 ()
Date: May 10, 2016 08:22PM

Locals Only Wrote:
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> There was also a Hardees in Merrifield at the edge
> of the center that now has the huge thrift store.

Try the Arby's there -- they got the meats.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Trimmer ()
Date: May 10, 2016 08:27PM

New England Truth Wrote:
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> Captain D's in Manassas. That is all.

I know someone who works at another Captain D's. His job is to put the giant slabs of fish up on a lightboard and cut out the worm parts. Delicious.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Locals Only ()
Date: May 10, 2016 09:44PM

HUeH6 Wrote:
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> Locals Only Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There was also a Hardees in Merrifield at the
> edge
> > of the center that now has the huge thrift
> store.
>
> Try the Arby's there -- they got the meats.


Arby's is down the street, but I do go in there maybe twice a year to satisfy my beef -n- cheddar cravings. I really want to hit the Roy Rogers down near Kingstown, but the girlfriend refuses to go with me and it's too far to carryout.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Connie Brown ()
Date: May 10, 2016 10:06PM

Royston is closing too.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: wtf dude ()
Date: November 04, 2016 11:09AM

uh dear? red lobster in FC hasn't been around since the 1999.

where the hell have you been?

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Joshua m ()
Date: November 27, 2016 11:29AM

I had to go all way to dale city and it sucks

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: phelpsmarc ()
Date: November 27, 2016 12:02PM

I ate at Long John Silver's maybe 5 times my whole life

I think 4 out of 5 was during a family vacation when I was a kid. Murtle Beach, Florida, etc.

The last time I remember eating at one was the one in Springfield off of Old Keene Mill rd. around 1995.

Even then, only in my 20's I was like "This shit is just too greasy."

The fries were good.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Yo Ho Ho ()
Date: November 27, 2016 02:19PM

I get to travel to Cocoa Beach and there's one there. Much better, like a high class restaurant! Yum! Not greasy, courteous staff (all white and English speaking), table service.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: Foodie ()
Date: November 27, 2016 03:15PM

Mikes Deli that is at Rt.7 and West St. next to the 7-11 will be relocating into the Falls Church Long John Silver location sometime next year. They are moving because that area at West St. and Rt.7 is part of the redevelopment all along Rt.7
IMO, LJS location is a poor location, very hard to get in and out of.
Mikes Deli is owned by the same people who own Clair and Dons.

Re: Long John Silvers in Falls Church closed
Posted by: jHFmW ()
Date: November 28, 2016 05:35PM

jHFmW

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