BRUCETERTHON
Posted by:
Kim Kardashian
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Date: March 01, 2015 02:59PM
Not enough pledges? How about a forced gender reassignment? Bruce Jenner joins the staff of Boosterthon as a motivational consultant.
Their new approach embodies all of the sexual frustration of evangelical Christianity and sets a new standard for humiliation-even exceeding that of an Alpha Tau Omega initiation!
Chris Carneal and Brett Trapp can't wait for "the season" to start again so they can try this out.