Fairfax flier Wrote:
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> and then.... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ummm, I'm not the one who used the stupid and
> > silly word unpeel. That would be you. Then
> again
> > you reap what you sew. Now get your old,
> impotent,
> > aspie, pathetic ass over to TJs for some
> coffee.
>
> Unpeeled ... unraveled ... unshelled.
>
> You have had your ass crammed, dumbshit.


Crammed? Hardly. Only a simpleton fool would use a hilariously foolish term like unpeel. In fact, educated people laugh at it. Unpeeled wasn't even used. It was "unpeel." It's as if you don't even understand common idioms.

Fairfax flier Wrote:
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> and then.... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ummm, I'm not the one who used the stupid and
> > silly word unpeel. That would be you. Then
> again
> > you reap what you sew. Now get your old,
> impotent,
> > aspie, pathetic ass over to TJs for some
> coffee.
>
> Unpeeled ... unraveled ... unshelled.
>
> You have had your ass crammed, dumbshit.

Really? I'm the on that used the moronic term of "unpeel"?

I'm sipping on a Jordan with a Mareaux in reserve. You might be able to afford half of a glass of what I just described...

You do understand that you just got your ass handed to you for the umpteenth time, don't you?

b4Sdw Wrote:
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> Yo Mr. Bigshot Kona...

Envy is such an ugly thing.

> you should be thanking this dude...

Hahaha! It never gets old.

> ...for telling you where you can get your precious
> coffee at a cheaper price and no have to get it
> shipped to you.

As your own small horizons apparently keep you from seeing, I have no reason to be dissatisfied with current suppliers. I receive the best possible product at a price that makes no difference to me at all. As noted earlier, $35 per pound for coffee may be an easily affordable non-factor to some, but it may not be to others. Life is like that. The big fish may experience things differently from the way the little fish do. As I am again enjoying them on this brilliant sunlit morning, another example would of course be the panoramic pastoral views across a large and well-groomed property located outside the Beltway, as against the no-views-at-all characteristic of some cramped, dirty, and soon to be rezoned postage-stamp-sized plot as would be typical in the declining and decaying City of Falls Church. So it goes.

> I can see why you'd be pissed because he made you
> look like a fool, but he did show you how to get
> your beans cheaper and more convenient.

LOL! Had you been drinking or did you mean "more cheaply and more conveniently?"

Otherwise no, he once again made himself look smaller and smaller and more and more laughably insignificant. If you push him a little bit, the same thing will happen every time he posts. There is no substance there at all. He is the anti-Prell -- thin and watery, watery, watery. In the end, things will always collapse and degrade into his childish typo allegations -- these rather embarrassingly made only because he does not understand the principles of brain-hand communication and coordination that underlie the process of keyboarding. Or that the "O" is six keys away from the "E", for that matter. That counting thing is a big-time stumper for him as well. Such higher-order conceptual notions are of course from the domain of actual big people. He is sadly left on the outside looking in when it comes to such matters as he is really just a very little person through and through and through. Isn't he.

The Asshole Wrote:
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> Ummm, I'm not the one who used the stupid and
> silly word unpeel. That would be you. Then again
> you reap what you sew. Now get your old, impotent,
> aspie, pathetic ass over to TJs for some coffee.

THAT'S The Asshole we all know and love! What a buffoon.!

boys i think we finally won Wrote:
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> He hasn't posted for 2 days now, I think that
> fucker is gone for good.

Good grief! Charity work and baseball come along, and they think they've gotten smart all of a sudden. The monument of ignorance is an enduring one, and what you've constructed is also colossal.

The Asshole Wrote:
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> Really? I'm the on that used the moronic term of "unpeel"?

Seriously, Typo-turd? And what's the word "of" doing in that sentence anyway? Otherwise and as established above, "unpeel" is a perfectly valid and useful word, one that -- far from being moronic -- carries a suggestive and exotic air -- a la "undress" or "disrobe" -- that its kitchenesque counterpart "peel" does not carry at all. People who actually know how to write know how to take advantage of such subtle differences as well. Here by the way is a reminder that you didn't deal above with ANY tense or sense of the unpeel-unravel-unshell conundrum that was set before you. You simply ran away.

> I'm sipping on a Jordan with a Mareaux in reserve.
> You might be able to afford half of a glass of
> what I just described...

Mareaux, huh. It seems to me that you're just sipping on google yet again. Just another case of Fazenda Santa Ines. You see, while there are many fine coffees in the world, estate-grown Kona is my favorite, so that's what I drink all the time. A cup is sitting next to me right now. There are also many fine wines in the world, but you've never tasted any of them, which is why you don't actually have a favorite and instead have to go off and google some new varietal or other every time you want to lie about what you are drinking. These are the sorts of lame and clank-producing ways in which being a stupid fool ever trips you up and gets you into trouble.

> You do understand that you just got your ass
> handed to you for the umpteenth time, don't you?

Hahaha! You haven't done any damage to anyone here, you mush-headed loser.

Are you aware that there aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is.

Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holy fucking God, how stupid can a human being get?

In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with downs syndrome, autism, and so on.

However, I have never once encounted somehow so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plain of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy

The Asshole Wrote:
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> Are you aware that there aren't enough words in
> the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of
> languages the world over- to describe how
> incredibly wrong this is.
>
> Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but
> in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual
> level. Holy fucking God, how stupid can a human
> being get?
>
> In my life I've encountered people who have been
> unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of
> people who suffered from mental disabilities.
> People with downs syndrome, autism, and so on.
>
> However, I have never once encounted somehow so
> stupid as to be capable of thinking something so
> unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it
> possible that anyone in our plain of existence
> could ever even have the capacity for this level
> of idiocy

It's Down Syndrome, asshole. The rest of your pointless free-form whining wasn't worth anything either of course. Just another illustration of what a scum-sucking and unimaginative loser you are.

22181 Wrote:
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> However, I have never once encounted somehow so
> stupid as to be capable of thinking something so
> unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it
> possible that anyone in our plain of existence
> could ever even have the capacity for this level
> of idiocy

You must stop doing this. I almost lost a mouthful of Chateau Margaux 2010. It is a "plane of existence." Nice mondegreen, though.

22181 Wrote:
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> Are you aware that there aren't enough words in
> the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of
> languages the world over- to describe how
> incredibly wrong this is.
>
> Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but
> in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual
> level. Holy fucking God, how stupid can a human
> being get?
>
> In my life I've encountered people who have been
> unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of
> people who suffered from mental disabilities.
> People with downs syndrome, autism, and so on.
>
> However, I have never once encounted somehow so
> stupid as to be capable of thinking something so
> unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it
> possible that anyone in our plain of existence
> could ever even have the capacity for this level
> of idiocy


Your writing style makes it difficult to understand what feeble thoughts you are try to convey. Better stick to writing on the walls of public restrooms.

LOL... Wrote:
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> Otherwise and as established above, "unpeel" is a perfectly valid
> and useful word,

It was claimed by you as valid and useful. It was hardly established as such. Valid? As in it appears in at least one dictionary, perhaps. Useful? Only to simplistic morons who don't know how to properly construct idioms.

> one that -- far from being
> moronic -- carries a suggestive and exotic air --
> a la "undress" or "disrobe" -- that its
> kitchenesque counterpart "peel" does not carry at
> all.

Try as you may, you continue to fail. Is undress the same as dress the way unpeel is the same as peel? No, so again, you fail.

> People who actually know how to write know
> how to take advantage of such subtle differences
> as well. Here by the way is a reminder that you
> didn't deal above with ANY tense or sense of the
> unpeel-unravel-unshell conundrum that was set
> before you. You simply ran away.

No need to deal with it as it is hardly a conundrum to those with a basic understanding of the English language. As long as we are on those words, which appears in a common idiom?

> > I'm sipping on a Jordan with a Mareaux in
> reserve.
> > You might be able to afford half of a glass of
> > what I just described...
>
> Mareaux, huh.

Typo. You are familiar with them! LOL!

> There are also many fine wines in the world, but you've
> never tasted any of them, which is why you don't
> actually have a favorite and instead have to go
> off and google some new varietal or other every
> time you want to lie about what you are drinking.

Margaux is a new varietal? LOL! It's been around a bit too long to qualify as a new varietal. Yet another failure by you.

> Hahaha! You haven't done any damage to anyone
> here, you mush-headed loser.

Your damaged enough to come back and feebly attempt to resuscitate all your fuck ups!

Jesus Christ, mind if I suffocate you with the FREE pillow I got for making a purchase at MattressVille?

Be careful, or you'll cause him to go off on some long weekend.

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> Typo. You are familiar with them! LOL!

> Your damaged enough to come back and feebly
> attempt to resuscitate all your fuck ups!


(10char)

strunk Wrote:
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> You must stop doing this. I almost lost a
> mouthful of Chateau Margaux 2010.

Note to novices: One should NEVER have a "mouthful" of a Chateau Margaux of any vintage. Fine wines are meant to be sipped, not chugged. Your once again put-on airs betray all the couth of a barbarian goon. Hint, hint...nudge, nudge...know what I mean?

> Nice mondegreen, though.

Source: wikipedia.

LOL... Wrote:
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> strunk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You must stop doing this. I almost lost a
> > mouthful of Chateau Margaux 2010.
>
> Note to novices: One should NEVER have a
> "mouthful" of a Chateau Margaux of any vintage.
> Fine wines are meant to be sipped, not chugged.
> Your once again put-on airs betray all the couth
> of a barbarian goon. Hint, hint...nudge,
> nudge...know what I mean?
>
> > Nice mondegreen, though.
>
> Source: wikipedia.

Any variant of "losing a mouthful" is not to be taken literally any more that "having a snoot full" means that someone drank through his nose. Now, if you guys would just stop with the malapropisms, eggcorns, etc. ...

strunk Wrote:
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> LOL... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > strunk Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You must stop doing this. I almost lost a
> > > mouthful of Chateau Margaux 2010.
> >
> > Note to novices: One should NEVER have a
> > "mouthful" of a Chateau Margaux of any vintage.
>
> > Fine wines are meant to be sipped, not chugged.
>
> > Your once again put-on airs betray all the
> couth
> > of a barbarian goon. Hint, hint...nudge,
> > nudge...know what I mean?
> >
> > > Nice mondegreen, though.
> >
> > Source: wikipedia.
>
> Any variant of "losing a mouthful" is not to be
> taken literally any more that "having a snoot
> full" means that someone drank through his nose.
> Now, if you guys would just stop with the
> malapropisms, eggcorns, etc. ...

Yes, those guys are incredibly painful pedants. And those mistakes they make are equally painful. Anyone can make a mistake and write "your" in place of "you're" from time to time. But it takes a true wanker to write "you reap what you sew" or "plain of existence." That takes someone who is putting on airs but is in over his head.

Dick Ed Wrote:
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> Your writing style makes it difficult to
> understand what feeble thoughts you are try to
> convey. Better stick to writing on the walls of
> public restrooms.

"Writing" style? That wasn't writing at all. It was classic butthurt bloviation and nothing more.

stop already Wrote:
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> But it takes a true wanker to write "you reap what you sew"

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1481733/1726482.html#msg-1726482

My sediments exactly!

LOL... Wrote:
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> estate-grown Kona is my
> favorite, so that's what I drink all the time. A
> cup is sitting next to me right now.


Repetitive behavior is yet another symptom of Asperger's. It is particularly true with regard to food and/or drink.

strunk Wrote:
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> Any variant of "losing a mouthful" is not to be
> taken literally any more that "having a snoot
> full" means that someone drank through his nose.
> Now, if you guys would just stop with the
> malapropisms, eggcorns, etc. ...

Surely good Mrs. Murphy shall follow you all the days of your life, but you will still be a poor excuse for anything other than a worthless lying downscale assfuck, wikipedia-man. Hahahaha!

and then.... Wrote:
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> It was claimed by you as valid and useful. It was
> hardly established as such. Valid? As in it
> appears in at least one dictionary, perhaps.
> Useful? Only to simplistic morons who don't know
> how to properly construct idioms.

[[[ !!! Fatality !!! ]]]

As on so many, many prior occasions, you were unceremoniously dumped upon and buried alive, you guileless dumbass. You fell flat on both the existence and usefulness of the word "unpeel". You scored no points at all in this round. That sort of thing happens often when the pathetically stupid get all pretentious and act way too big for their starched little pre-school britches.

> Try as you may, you continue to fail. Is undress
> the same as dress the way unpeel is the same as
> peel? No, so again, you fail.

You have once again completely missed the point, moron! The comparison to undress and disrobe was to illustrate color and contextual differences that exist between the words peel and unpeel. This was clearly explained at the time, but apparently all that just went sailing right over your vapid little head.

> No need to deal with it as it is hardly a conundrum to those
> with a basic understanding of the English language.

As an across-the-board dumbshit, you have no basic understanding of anything.

> Typo. You are familiar with them! LOL!

Everyone is familiar with typos, bozo. As they are with the notion of how pathetically fucktarded it is to try to base criticism on them -- as in utter butthurt desperation, you so long, often, and sordidly have.

> Margaux is a new varietal?

No, mareaux is, you dumbass. Just rubbing your ever out-of-joint typo-turd nose in the fact that you don't actually know anything at all about wine and did not have any bottles of Margaux standing by when you claimed you did. Have you been to The Wine House in Fairfax City yet, oeneophyte?

> Your damaged enough to come back and feebly
> attempt to resuscitate all your fuck ups!

Hahaha! You've once again shit the bad so bad! In any case, it's just the laugh-factor that brings me back when I have a spare moment or two. You so rarely disappoint on that score. LOL!

LOL... Wrote:
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> strunk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Any variant of "losing a mouthful" is not to be
> > taken literally any more that "having a snoot
> > full" means that someone drank through his nose.
>
> > Now, if you guys would just stop with the
> > malapropisms, eggcorns, etc. ...
>
> Surely good Mrs. Murphy shall follow you all the
> days of your life, but you will still be a poor
> excuse for anything other than a worthless lying
> downscale assfuck, wikipedia-man. Hahahaha!


There is nothing mendacious about pointing out mistakes.

LOL... Wrote:
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> Just rubbing your
> ever out-of-joint typo-turd nose in the fact that
> you don't actually know anything at all about wine
> and did not have any bottles of Margaux standing
> by when you claimed you did.

You were saying you ever pathetic dipshit? I've had farts that were more intelligent than you.
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Other matters may have been contested on this thread, but the one constant remains that Vienna Virginia = Mattress Mecca.

^^^^^

and then.... Wrote:
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> LOL... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> --
> > Just rubbing your
> > ever out-of-joint typo-turd nose in the fact
> that
> > you don't actually know anything at all about
> wine
> > and did not have any bottles of Margaux
> standing
> > by when you claimed you did.
>
> You were saying you ever pathetic dipshit? I've
> had farts that were more intelligent than you.

That is an impresssive bit of photoshopping.

well done Wrote:
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> and then.... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LOL... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > --
> > > Just rubbing your
> > > ever out-of-joint typo-turd nose in the fact
> > that
> > > you don't actually know anything at all about
> > wine
> > > and did not have any bottles of Margaux
> > standing
> > > by when you claimed you did.
> >
> > You were saying you ever pathetic dipshit?
> I've
> > had farts that were more intelligent than you.
>
> That is an impresssive bit of photoshopping.

If only it were Photoshopping. It's the real deal. If you'd ever used Photoshop, you'd know. On the other hand, if you had some vested interest in it being shopped, I can see why you'd claim as much.

Chateau Matelas Wrote:
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> Other matters may have been contested on this
> thread, but the one constant remains that Vienna
> Virginia = Mattress Mecca.


I love to drink cool white wine and eat yummy chicken salad sandwiches on my new mattress purchased in Vienna Virginia.

well done Wrote:
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> and then.... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LOL... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > --
> > > Just rubbing your
> > > ever out-of-joint typo-turd nose in the fact
> > that
> > > you don't actually know anything at all about
> > wine
> > > and did not have any bottles of Margaux
> > standing
> > > by when you claimed you did.
> >
> > You were saying you ever pathetic dipshit?
> I've
> > had farts that were more intelligent than you.
>
> That is an impresssive bit of photoshopping.

They're real, and they're spectacular!

try try again Wrote:
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> There is nothing mendacious about pointing out mistakes.

It was a mistake for you ever to have begun posting at FFXU.

and then.... Wrote:
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> You were saying you ever pathetic dipshit?

Hahahahahaha! Neither of those is a 2010, and neither of them is a Chateau Margaux. The ultimate in STOOPID just keeps on coming when THE ASSHOLE is involved.

Chateau Matelas Wrote:
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> Other matters may have been contested on this
> thread, but the one constant remains that Vienna
> Virginia = Mattress Mecca.

Actually, there are mattress outlets everywhere. In particular, there are many more by number in Fairfax City and a many more by density in the dismal and decaying City of Falls Church --- which by the way is said by Census Quick Facts to rank behind all of Ashburn, Brambleton, Cascades, Dranesville, Dunn Loring, Fairfax Station, Floris, Fort Hunt, Franklin Farms, Gainesville, Great Falls, Kings Park West, Kingstowne, Lake Barcroft, Linton Hall, Lowes Island, Mantua, McLean, Montclair, Mount Vernon, Newington, Oakton, Purcellville, South Riding, Vienna, and Wolf Trap in the matter of Median Household Income, 2009-2013.

LOL... Wrote:
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> and then.... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You were saying you ever pathetic dipshit?
>
> Hahahahahaha! Neither of those is a 2010,

I never said it was a 2010. Not once. Someone else claimed they had that. Your simply too fucking stupid too differentiate between posters.

> and
> neither of them is a Chateau Margaux.

I never said it was a Chateau Margaux either. Only a Margaux. Go ahead, Google the difference. Not like you've got anything close in your cellar anyway.

For your reference because your too stupid to figure it ou on your own.


"I'm sipping on a Jordan with a Mareaux in reserve."

Where is the year mentioned? Chateau Margaux?


Face it. You lost, you envious lil bitch.

You said I had no bottles of Margaux standing by. I clearly do.

You fell for it twice in one thread. You've been completely rope-a-doped. You're the dope. A misspelled word here, a "your" instead of a "you're" there, and your hubris takes off. Then, thwack, you get your stupid, uninformed ass beaten beyond recognition.

well done Wrote:
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> That is an impresssive bit of photoshopping.

More likely he asked some friend at Total Wines or wherever take that shot for him. Those are two nice bottles of wine alright -- particularly the Chateau Palmer -- but it's not like he himself has any idea about wines. Or about who's a regular at the German Gourmet, for that matter. Hahaha!
.
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and then... Wrote:
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> I never said it was a 2010. Not once. Someone
> else claimed they had that. Your simply too
> fucking stupid too differentiate between posters.

Hahahahaha!!! How the fish do flop about when the fisherman yanks them out of the water. You are an ass-raped fucking fraud, oh supremely dickless one.

and then... Wrote:
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< Someone else claimed they had that.

Hey, don't try to blame your stupid fuck-ups on me. You made an ass of your own tiny little pathetic self. I had nothing to do with it.

LOL... Wrote:
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> well done Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That is an impresssive bit of photoshopping.
>
> More likely he asked some friend at Total Wines or
> wherever take that shot for him. Those are two
> nice bottles of wine alright -- particularly the
> Chateau Palmer -- but it's not like he himself has
> any idea about wines.

I don't think you can find a 2000 Palmer or even a 2000 Lascombes at Total Wine, genius. You're full of fail today. I guess envy will do that. Those two are just the tip of the iceberg in my collection. Of course, one of those bottles is one more than you'll ever have. LOL!

LOL... Wrote:
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> and then... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I never said it was a 2010. Not once. Someone
> > else claimed they had that. Your simply too
> > fucking stupid too differentiate between
> posters.
>
> Hahahahaha!!! How the fish do flop about when the
> fisherman yanks them out of the water. You are an
> ass-raped fucking fraud, oh supremely dickless
> one.

Fucknut can't even keep his accusations straight. What a dope. No wonder he got so easily suckered in. Even in your own accusation, you made no mention of Chateau Margaux. You are extra fucking stupid today. I suppose having the ever living shit kicked out of you will do that to a simpleton like you.

LOL... Wrote:
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> More likely he asked some friend at Total Wines or
> wherever take that shot for him.

Wow, this is such a pussy statement by you. You reek ofdesperation, dude, and it doesn't pair well with the stench of failure you are emanating.

and then.... Wrote:
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> LOL... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > well done Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > That is an impresssive bit of photoshopping.
> >
> > More likely he asked some friend at Total Wines
> or
> > wherever take that shot for him. Those are two
> > nice bottles of wine alright -- particularly
> the
> > Chateau Palmer -- but it's not like he himself
> has
> > any idea about wines.
>
> I don't think you can find a 2000 Palmer or even a
> 2000 Lascombes at Total Wine, genius. You're full
> of fail today. I guess envy will do that. Those
> two are just the tip of the iceberg in my
> collection. Of course, one of those bottles is
> one more than you'll ever have. LOL!

Chateau Palmer Margaux, 2010
750ml
31310750
In-Store Location: Wine Cellar

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> I don't think you can find a 2000 Palmer or even a
> 2000 Lascombes at Total Wine, genius.

You can order the Lascombes on the internet right now, dumbass. Just Google it as you always do. Such an abysmal pile of ignorant shit-stink failure.

> Of course, one of those bottles is one more than
> you'll ever have. LOL!

As if. We both know that I am far, far wealthier than you, you ninny Falls Church peasant.

PS. Unpeeled, unraveled, unshelled, unaddressed. Stupid goober dumbfuck.

total wine snob Wrote:
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> Chateau Palmer Margaux, 2010 750ml
> 31310750
> In-Store Location: Wine Cellar

2010 was a different year from 2000.

own it Wrote:
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> Wow, this is such a pussy statement by you.

Oh, the butthurt of being caught red-handed!

total wine snob Wrote:
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> and then.... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LOL... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > well done Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > That is an impresssive bit of
> photoshopping.
> > >
> > > More likely he asked some friend at Total
> Wines
> > or
> > > wherever take that shot for him. Those are
> two
> > > nice bottles of wine alright -- particularly
> > the
> > > Chateau Palmer -- but it's not like he
> himself
> > has
> > > any idea about wines.
> >
> > I don't think you can find a 2000 Palmer or even
> a
> > 2000 Lascombes at Total Wine, genius. You're
> full
> > of fail today. I guess envy will do that.
> Those
> > two are just the tip of the iceberg in my
> > collection. Of course, one of those bottles is
> > one more than you'll ever have. LOL!
>
> Chateau Palmer Margaux, 2010
> 750ml
> 31310750
> In-Store Location: Wine Cellar


You're about a decade off there, champ. Now I realize that they don't print vintage years on your boxes of Franzia, so you might not attach much meaning to them, but to the rest of us, they actually mean something,

Thanks for trying though.

I bet you had fun thinking you were a smarty pants there, didn't ya?

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> You can order the Lascombes on the internet right
> now.

2000?

> Just Google it as you always do.

Just noting that I'm the only one that's ever backed anything ofsignificance up with photographic evidence while you've attempted to pass other people's photos off as your own. Oh, and getting a picture of a tort from a store a couple miles down the road isn't all that impressive.


> As if.

Definitely. Show us a bottle or two of yours. See if they match up.


> We both know that I am far, far wealthier
> than you,

You brag about buying $35/pound coffee that you can get for $10/pound less at TJs down the street as some sort of indicator of your wealth. A dork that has a Starbucks craving pays more per cup than you do.

Snacker Wrote:
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> Chateau Matelas Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Other matters may have been contested on this
> > thread, but the one constant remains that
> Vienna
> > Virginia = Mattress Mecca.
>
>
> I love to drink cool white wine and eat yummy
> chicken salad sandwiches on my new mattress
> purchased in Vienna Virginia.


Perhaps you should try the Quinoa salad from Zoe's Kitchen:

Quote

Quinoa tossed with tomatoes, cucumbers, celery, broccoli, green onion, olives and lemon vinaigrette, topped with feta, served over a bed of greens.

Imagine eating a bed of greens while on your new mattress purchased in Vienna Virginia.

juvenile humor Wrote:
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> Snacker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Chateau Matelas Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Other matters may have been contested on this
> > > thread, but the one constant remains that
> > Vienna
> > > Virginia = Mattress Mecca.
> >
> >
> > I love to drink cool white wine and eat yummy
> > chicken salad sandwiches on my new mattress
> > purchased in Vienna Virginia.
>
>
> Perhaps you should try the Quinoa salad from Zoe's
> Kitchen:
>
>

Quote

Quinoa tossed with tomatoes, cucumbers,
> celery, broccoli, green onion, olives and lemon
> vinaigrette, topped with feta, served over a bed
> of greens.

>
> Imagine eating a bed of greens while on your new
> mattress purchased in Vienna Virginia.

It is all about the mattress purchased in Vienna Virginia. Chicken salad sandwiches are very important, but not as much as the beloved mattress.

and then.... Wrote:
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> LOL... Wrote:
> ---------------------------------------------------
> > You can order the Lascombes on the internet right now.
>
> 2000?

Such an insouciant. You should have googled, asshole...
.
Attachments:

Aspergers fucktards have destroyed this once vital thread...

"Such an insouciant. You should have googled, asshole."


Speaking of assholes, "insouciant" is an adjective, not a noun...perhaps you should refer to Google yourself, eh?

and then.... Wrote:
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> Just noting that I'm the only one that's ever backed
> anything of significance up with photographic evidence
> while you've attempted to pass other people's photos
> off as your own.

Hahaha! An inability to distinguish between stock and personal photography is not really something to be bragging over. Such an intellectual cripple. People need to explain to you what a knife and a dogleg are to a golfer. That's sad.

> Oh, and getting a picture of a tort from a store a
> couple miles down the road isn't all that impressive.

It is when some weak-minded internet douchebag has suggested that this very store (which decided to abandon Falls Church) is of such lofty class and stature that another poster would have no familiarity with it -- only to learn that this other poster is and long has been a regular patron of the place and knows much more about it than the douchebag does. LOL! That was certainly a first-class FUCK-UP on your part, asshole -- just one among a great many, of course. Picked up any gelbwurst lately, stooge-boy?

> Definitely. Show us a bottle or two of yours.
> See if they match up.

We dine out so often that there is no longer a purpose to the keeping of a home stash. We do very little red wine these days in any case due to worsened sulfite reactions in an asthmatic spouse. While once we carted caseloads of the best French reds out of the old 9th Street Central Liquors location, the days of Montrose, Gruaud-Larose, La Tour, and Haut-Brion are now more or less numbered. Except of course when dining out with friends and business associates who welcome responsibility for a top-notch 375 ml or so.

And from your oeneophytic silence, I will assume that you've NOT been to The Wine House in Fairfax City. Perhaps that whole weinstube concept is just not within your ever so parochial purview. Or perhaps you just don't understand that the purpose of producing and procuring fine wines is to be able to drink them.

> You brag about buying $35/pound coffee that you
> can get for $10/pound less at TJs down the street
> as some sort of indicator of your wealth. A dork
> that has a Starbucks craving pays more per cup
> than you do.

I simply state the facts. Then envy and butthurt force small people such as yourself to whine over all this $35-per-pound coffee being drunk as a daily grind by someone whose class you can never hope to be in. Poor little left-out spoiled-brat baby. As already noted, I have regular access to the first-class product at a price that is simply inconsequential to me. I don't visit either Starbucks or Trader Joe's for coffee or for any other regular reason. I was however in Caffe Amouri earlier this week -- that's in Vienna, you know -- and they did have late-harvested (August) Kona available in 12-ounce bags for $55. I didn't buy any of that either. I already have all that I need. That's just life at the top, little buddy, and you'll just have to take my word for all that.

A little Whine Wrote:
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> Speaking of assholes, "insouciant" is an adjective, not
> a noun...perhaps you should refer to Google yourself, eh?

What a hoot! An insouciant is one characterized by insouciant behaviors, much as a deviant is one characterized by deviant behaviors. Your insouciant behaviors are legendary, while your facilities with linguistics and lexicology in particular are legendary abominations.

Another note! Fuck Bugatti, mine is in the shop for the 2nd time this month!

You peasants wouldn't know anything about owning a Bugatti.

LOL... Wrote:
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> Another note! Fuck Bugatti, mine is in the shop
> for the 2nd time this month!
>
> You peasants wouldn't know anything about owning a
> Bugatti.


Yea I do. I had the same problem with my 77 Ford Pinto. I feel your pain bro!

LOL... Wrote:
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> Another note! Fuck Bugatti, mine is in the shop
> for the 2nd time this month!
>
> You peasants wouldn't know anything about owning a
> Bugatti.

We know that the company sells the luxurious Bugatti mattress:
http://fashionablehomeblog.com/2014/01/29/bugatti-matrasses-imm-2014/

LOL... Wrote:
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> A little Whine Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Speaking of assholes, "insouciant" is an
> adjective, not
> > a noun...perhaps you should refer to Google
> yourself, eh?
>
> What a hoot! An insouciant is one characterized
> by insouciant behaviors, much as a deviant is one
> characterized by deviant behaviors. Your
> insouciant behaviors are legendary, while your
> facilities with linguistics and lexicology in
> particular are legendary abominations.


Calling someone an "insouciant" is like calling someone a "clumsy."

But please continue...it's amusing to see you flailing away like this.

Vienna Grammar Squad Wrote:
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> Calling someone an "insouciant" is like calling
> someone a "clumsy."

Uhpeeled
Unraveled
Unshelled
Unaddressed
Insouciant
Deviant
.
.
.

Hahaha! The list just keeps getting longer! What a fucking dweeb.

> But please continue...it's amusing to see you
> flailing away like this.

"Flail" here meaning to just flat out stomp the living shit out of some hideously hampered Falls Church fucktard. You have become living proof of the thesis that with practice, it is possible to get better and better at failing.

LOL... Wrote:
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> Vienna Grammar Squad Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Calling someone an "insouciant" is like calling
> > someone a "clumsy."
>
> Uhpeeled
> Unraveled
> Unshelled
> Unaddressed
> Insouciant
> Deviant
> .
> .
> .
>
> Hahaha! The list just keeps getting longer! What
> a fucking dweeb.
>
> > But please continue...it's amusing to see you
> > flailing away like this.
>
> "Flail" here meaning to just flat out stomp the
> living shit out of some hideously hampered Falls
> Church fucktard. You have become living proof of
> the thesis that with practice, it is possible to
> get better and better at failing.


I'd rather listen to Meade sing "Sweet Child O' Mine" than try to read your goober attempts at writing in a learned manner...word salad...look it up in the DSM V

LOL... Wrote:
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> and then.... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LOL... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
> -
> > > You can order the Lascombes on the internet
> right now.
> >
> > 2000?
>
> Such an insouciant. You should have googled,
> asshole...
> .


That isn't Total Wine, fucknut. Follow along. Besides, I've no need to Google the wine as I have plenty in stock. Also, please learn what a question mark means.

LOL... Wrote:
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> Hahaha! An inability to distinguish between stock
> and personal photography is not really something
> to be bragging over.

And nobody is.

> Such an intellectual
> cripple. People need to explain to you what a
> knife and a dogleg are to a golfer. That's sad.

Not a single explanation was/is needed. You, however, imagined as much.

> It is when some weak-minded internet douchebag has
> suggested that this very store (which decided to
> abandon Falls Church)

What's the address of the German Gourmet? Provide street address, city and zip. Hint- you fucked up again.

> is of such lofty class and
> stature that another poster would have no
> familiarity with it -- only to learn that this
> other poster is and long has been a regular patron
> of the place and knows much more about it than the
> douchebag does.

Posting a picture of a tort purchased there proves none of the above. All it proves is that you are in possession of a tort purchased there.


> We dine out so often that there is no longer a
> purpose to the keeping of a home stash. We do
> very little red wine these days in any case due to
> worsened sulfite reactions in an asthmatic spouse.
> While once we carted caseloads of the best French
> reds out of the old 9th Street Central Liquors
> location, the days of Montrose, Gruaud-Larose, La
> Tour, and Haut-Brion are now more or less
> numbered. Except of course when dining out with
> friends and business associates who welcome
> responsibility for a top-notch 375 ml or so.

Jesus, whoever posted word salad about you is dead on. Your rambling boil down to you don't have anything of the sort, you never have, you never will and you made up a bunch of shit trying to minimize that fact.

> And from your oeneophytic silence, I will assume
> that you've NOT been to The Wine House in Fairfax
> City.

No, I rarely venture out that way.

And if silence indicates admission, your Aspergers must be off the charts. LOL.
Don't try denying you have it now, it's too late.

> Perhaps that whole weinstube concept
> is just not within your ever so parochial purview.
> Or perhaps you just don't understand that the
> purpose of producing and procuring fine wines is
> to be able to drink them.

Believe me, I drink plenty if fine wines. In fact, I've proven it in this thread. You haven't proven shit beyond the fact you are a hapless loser wannabe.


>
> I simply state the facts.

And the fact is that a dork at Starbucks pays more per cup than you do for your precious Kona. Your consumption of Kona is hardly worldly or impressive. Nobody is envious and your butthurt because of that.

Another day, another ass kicking you've received. Same old, same old. You're road kill on the side of the road that's been flattened by a fleet of 18 wheelers.

Can anyone recommend a nice douche?

I prefer a California white wine vinaigrette base.

The reds make my pussy itch.

peasant Wrote:
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> LOL... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Another note! Fuck Bugatti, mine is in the shop
> > for the 2nd time this month!
> >
> > You peasants wouldn't know anything about owning
> a
> > Bugatti.
>
> We know that the company sells the luxurious
> Bugatti mattress:
> http://fashionablehomeblog.com/2014/01/29/bugatti-
> matrasses-imm-2014/

I can decide whether to spend a week at the Chateau Palmer and sleep on the luxurious Bugatti mattress or drink a bottle of Chateau Palmer and drive my Bugatti.

Big St. Patrick's Day sale on mattresses this week in Vienna.

St. Patrick Mattress Elf Wrote:
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> Big St. Patrick's Day sale on mattresses this week
> in Vienna.

Details or it didn't happen.

info please Wrote:
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> St. Patrick Mattress Elf Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Big St. Patrick's Day sale on mattresses this
> week
> > in Vienna.
>
> Details or it didn't happen.

Just like you jerking off.

Dick Ed Wrote:
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> info please Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > St. Patrick Mattress Elf Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Big St. Patrick's Day sale on mattresses this
> > week
> > > in Vienna.
> >
> > Details or it didn't happen.
>
> Just like you jerking off.

Hey Dicked, how do you like your Vienna mattress?

Hershey Highway Wrote:
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> Dick Ed Wrote:
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> > info please Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > St. Patrick Mattress Elf Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Big St. Patrick's Day sale on mattresses
> this
> > > week
> > > > in Vienna.
> > >
> > > Details or it didn't happen.
> >
> > Just like you jerking off.
>
> Hey Dicked, how do you like your Vienna mattress?


Excellent - I bought the "Stroke-A- Matic" with the holders for drinks and chips(dip too)

Oh.. Lovey..Would you please ask Giligan to ask the Captain to retrieve a bottle of the LaFeet Rothschild from the boat.

The opening of the Caboose Brewpub is imminent. Does everyone have their reservations for the nicer mattress-type seating areas there on opening night?

Still nothing more definitive than "Spring 2015"...

Cub Oose Wrote:
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> The opening of the Caboose Brewpub is imminent.
> Does everyone have their reservations for the
> nicer mattress-type seating areas there on opening
> night?

See for yourself: https://www.dropcam.com/p/caboose

I watched Baltimore go up in flames as the negro savages looted the stores without any thought. It was in this moment that I was thankful that the mattress stores in Vienna Virginia were safe.

I don't see white people burning down the Vienna Inn - It does it without any help from ignorant negroes

My bowels were on fire after some chili dogs at the Vienna Inn.

Thank goodness mattresses made in Vienna are fully fire retardant.

As of April 26, Caboose Brewing is "on track for opening doors in the next week or two." https://www.facebook.com/CabooseBrewing?fref=photo

22180 resident Wrote:
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> As of April 26, Caboose Brewing is "on track for
> opening doors in the next week or two."
> https://www.facebook.com/CabooseBrewing?fref=photo

I can't wait.

Thankful One Wrote:
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> I watched Baltimore go up in flames as the negro
> savages looted the stores without any thought. It
> was in this moment that I was thankful that the
> mattress stores in Vienna Virginia were safe.
>
> I don't see white people burning down the Vienna
> Inn - It does it without any help from ignorant
> negroes

Yeah, we just wait for a sporting event to go a-rioting.

Now that Johnny's Pizza is gone which mattress brand will open a new location in Vienna?

The former Johnny's is going to be a microbrewery...mattress factories, mattress stores and dive bars...Vienna has turned into Potterville...sigh...

I am currently seeking commercial properties in which to launch bedding business sales. I would like to have several locations on East Maple and as many as 5 on West Maple. Please feel free to contact me at 1-800 mat tres.

Matt Tress Wrote:
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> I am currently seeking commercial properties in
> which to launch bedding business sales. I would
> like to have several locations on East Maple and
> as many as 5 on West Maple. Please feel free to
> contact me at 1-800 mat tres.



Sir, you seem like the kind of can-do enterprising businessman that Vienna needs!

How can the Vienna Town Council assist you?

Hard of Hearing Springsteen Wrote:
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> Matt Tress Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am currently seeking commercial properties in
> > which to launch bedding business sales. I
> would
> > like to have several locations on East Maple
> and
> > as many as 5 on West Maple. Please feel free
> to
> > contact me at 1-800 mat tres.
>
>
>
> Sir, you seem like the kind of can-do enterprising
> businessman that Vienna needs!
>
> How can the Vienna Town Council assist you?

There are three things that every entrepreneur needs:

1. Brick sidewalks
2. Traffic calming measures
3. More cowbell

Vienna can offer you all three.

Prostate Pedic Wrote:
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> Did somebody say diarrhea stained bed?
>
> Well, get rid of that dirty old bed and come over
> to Vienna, where the streets are paved with
> mattresses, and you'll find a king's ransom of new
> bedding!
>
> For the young, or just the young at heart, Vienna
> is the place to go for your sleepytime needs!

I was doing a search on yahoo for mattress stores in the Fairfax area when I came across this. WTF

Dave S. Wrote:
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>
> I was doing a search on yahoo for mattress stores
> in the Fairfax area when I came across this. WTF

Great! Our sponsored search campaign is working!

Welcome to Vienna - The Mattress Capital of Northern Virginia!

If you need a mattress, then Vienna is the place to come!

Don't miss our big Big BIG 4th of July sale coming up soon!

Vienna Mattress Council Wrote:
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> Dave S. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > I was doing a search on yahoo for mattress
> stores
> > in the Fairfax area when I came across this.
> WTF
>
> Great! Our sponsored search campaign is working!
>
> Welcome to Vienna - The Mattress Capital of
> Northern Virginia!
>
> If you need a mattress, then Vienna is the place
> to come!
>
> Don't miss our big Big BIG 4th of July sale coming
> up soon!

Be sure to bring the mattress with you when you go to watch the fireworks display.

How Hard Springsteen Wrote:
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> Hard of Hearing Springsteen Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Matt Tress Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am currently seeking commercial properties
> in
> > > which to launch bedding business sales. I
> > would
> > > like to have several locations on East Maple
> > and
> > > as many as 5 on West Maple. Please feel free
> > to
> > > contact me at 1-800 mat tres.
> >
> >
> >
> > Sir, you seem like the kind of can-do
> enterprising
> > businessman that Vienna needs!
> >
> > How can the Vienna Town Council assist you?
>
> There are three things that every entrepreneur
> needs:
>
> 1. Brick sidewalks
> 2. Traffic calming measures
> 3. More cowbell
>
> Vienna can offer you all three.


I have seen 1 and 2, but where do I find 3? Is it at Jammin' Java or at Music on the Green?

Thought there was something about mattress stores in Vienna.

Vienna=high mattress turnover=cheaters.

22180 resident Wrote:
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> As of April 26, Caboose Brewing is "on track for
> opening doors in the next week or two."
> https://www.facebook.com/CabooseBrewing?fref=photo


Yes, Caboose Brewing is open. You can sample several beers, with or without head.

Latest appraisal Wrote:
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> Latest appraisal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tonight though I'll be going beyond Tysons and
> > into the District for dinner with a colleague.
>
> > That 10% meals tax is no object to me!
>
> I know all you envy-and-butthurt types like to
> keep up with these sorts of things, so I'll note
> that we ended up at Jaleo (7th and E, NW) last
> night for a bunch of yummy small plates and a
> refreshing pitcher of white sangria. Particularly
> good were the fisherman's soup, the chorizo with
> mashed potatoes, and the ham and chicken
> croquettes. Yum! Individual plates run $10-15
> and you're likely to do three or four per person.
> The grilled pork tenderloin with roasted apples
> was $32. I think that's the top end price-wise,
> but it wasn't really a standout item. Safe to
> skip. Anyway, very nice time, and Jaleo is a
> warm, cozy, friendly place -- perfect for a very
> chilly evening. Hope the rest of you were able to
> enjoy opening a can of Beefaroni.

He's baaaack!

Any sales going on this weekend?

Gvwte Wrote:
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> Any sales going on this weekend?

From July 24-August 17, for every Savvy Rest mattress you purchase, you receive a free Savvy Doggy or Savvy Kitty organic pet bed. https://savvyrest.com/dog-days

Get Granny, get the kids, and head over to the "The Vienna Mattress Mile" where the streets are paved with savings!

Make your Christmas the merriest ever with the purchase of a new mattress from one of the mattress specialists in Vienna.

I heard that one of Vienna's mattress stores has closed. With only three stores left, is Kamp Washington or Falls Church now the place to go for an inexpensive mattress?

You don't buy mattresses anywhere but Vienna, see. Don't make me tell you again, or else you get found in an alley, wrapped up inna 100% hypoallergenic mattress cover...

Did someone say mattress store?

LOL... Wrote:
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> This is the thread that assholes made. Envious,
> butthurt assholes from Falls Church and
> Centreville. Ignorant toady worthless failures in
> either case.


A hit, a very palpable hit.

#1

illegals are coming into area by hiding in mattresses, coming out of stores after 12PM at night - very suspicious a mattress store having foreigners come out after 12PM

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#2

fx co women wont sleep on the bed their ex-husband slept on - they buy new mattresses to distance themselves with each of their ex's

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