Prostate Pedic Wrote:
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> Did somebody say diarrhea stained bed?
>
> Well, get rid of that dirty old bed and come over
> to Vienna, where the streets are paved with
> mattresses, and you'll find a king's ransom of new
> bedding!
>
> For the young, or just the young at heart, Vienna
> is the place to go for your sleepytime needs!

OUTSTANDING POST!

I was thinking of taking a long weekend, but I decided to stay home and fuck the dog instead

QUESTION: According to Census Quick Facts tabulations of "Median Household Income, 2009-2013", where would the City of Falls Church rank if it were added to the following group of area communities?

Ashburn, Bambleton, Cascades, Dranesville, Dunn Loring, Fairfax Station, Floris, Fort Hunt, Franklin Farms, Gainesville, Great Falls, Kings Park West, Kingstowne, Lake Barcroft, Linton Hall, Lowes Island, Mantua, McLean, Montclair, Mount Vernon, Newington, Oakton, Purcellville, South Riding, Vienna,
and Wolf Trap.

ANSWER: Dead Last

Yo Latest A. Stay on topic. This is about Vienna Mattress Stores. Not what you stuffed in your gullet last night.

Latest A douche bag sez what? Wrote:
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> Yo Latest A. Stay on topic. This is about Vienna
> Mattress Stores. Not what you stuffed in your
> gullet last night.

Exactly. One may find gustatorial satisfaction in many locales, but for mattresses there is only one Vienna.

Looks like Long-Weekender has skied himself into a Killington tree and is lying in a coma at some clinic in rural Vermont while awaiting transport to an actual hospital. So much safer at Jaleo. On the bright side, assuming he survives, the accident cannot have made him any dumber.

Latest appraisal Wrote:
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> Looks like Long-Weekender has skied himself into a
> Killington tree and is lying in a coma at some
> clinic in rural Vermont while awaiting transport
> to an actual hospital. So much safer at Jaleo.
> On the bright side, assuming he survives, the
> accident cannot have made him any dumber.

Why can't those trees be covered with some sort of padding --- a mattress, if you will?

Vienna children, our future, are encased in mattresses before they leave their homes, to ensure that they arrive at school safely...

gourmand Wrote:
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> Exactly. One may find gustatorial satisfaction in
> many locales...

Not so much in Falls Church. Unless you are one who enjoys "Meat in a Box". By the way, gustatory is already an adjective. There's no need to go all irregardless over it.

> ...but for mattresses there is only one Vienna.

Excuse me, but there is no MATTRESS TRADITIONS store anywhere in Vienna. You must come over to Falls Church for that. Falls Church may not be the place to go for food, but we are the place to go for the finest in mattresses. Not even Fairfax City can surpass the famous 1.38 mattress stores per square mile that Falls Church has to offer.

Latest appraisal Wrote:
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> Looks like Long-Weekender has skied himself into a
> Killington tree and is lying in a coma at some
> clinic in rural Vermont while awaiting transport
> to an actual hospital. So much safer at Jaleo.
> On the bright side, assuming he survives, the
> accident cannot have made him any dumber.

Aww. Looks like someone is a bit obsessed with me. You resurrected a dead thread because you are so obsessed.

Also, where did I indicate I went to Killington this past weekend. Oh, I didn't, you're dead wrong again. Big surprise there.

Oh, and what is this the year 2000? Jaleo has been on the downswing for the past ten years.

On a final note, auto complete does not complete two words, so your lame excuse that auto complete filled in Falls Church for Fairfax is just as much bullshit as the rest of your lies. You're feeble mind must have thought you were pulling one over on people.

You really should find some other interests in your life besides me. You clearly get lonely when I don't post. If I didn't find your stupidity hilarious, I might actually pity you.

Mattress Traditions Wrote:
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> gourmand Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Exactly. One may find gustatorial satisfaction
> in
> > many locales...
>
> Not so much in Falls Church. Unless you are one
> who enjoys "Meat in a Box". By the way,
> gustatory is already an adjective. There's
> no need to go all irregardless over it.
>
> > ...but for mattresses there is only one Vienna.
>

Yes, gustatory is an adjective, but so in gustatorial. The two are synonymous, just as Vienna and mattress are synonymous.

fool fails again and again Wrote:
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> Aww. Looks like someone is a bit obsessed with me.

Praise the Lord! It's a miracle recovery! Say Hallelujah!

> You resurrected a dead thread because you are so obsessed.

LOL! Threads don't die simply because you get chased off in disgrace. And it's not hard to bring you crawling back either. Here, little assfuck. Here, little assfuck. That's pretty much all it takes.

> Also, where did I indicate I went to Killington
> this past weekend. Oh, I didn't, you're dead
> wrong again. Big surprise there.

Right. I just threw that out in memory of how badly your last phony "long weekend" story blew up in your face. Law school chums and all.

> Jaleo has been on the downswing for the past ten years.

How would you know? You've never been there. You've never actually been much of anywhere. Google defines the boundaries of your experiences, even in the local area. But I was waiting at the Verizon store earlier today, and a tech and another customer were coincidentally talking about how great Jaleo is. I don't know about great, but like the Vienna Inn, it's quite a comfortable place to meet and chat with friends and associates that also provides excellent food and drink.

> On a final note, auto complete does not complete
> two words...

It completes from entries that are stored in a list. If Falls Church is the first "Fa" entry in the list, that's what you'll get when you type "Fa".

> You really should find some other interests in
> your life besides me.

I have the same interest in you as I do in ebola. You are both plagues that need to be beaten down. Ebola of course is a little tough. You are a piece of cake.

> You clearly get lonely when I don't post.

You are nothing special, let me assure you. There is no shortage of other ignorant loudmouth assholes here at FFXU.

> If I didn't find your stupidity hilarious, I might actually pity you.

LOL! It's your delirious envy and butthurt that keep you coming back. You wish you could be like me, but you can't. Hahaha!

Income inequality Wrote:
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> QUESTION: According to Census Quick
> Facts tabulations of "Median Household Income,
> 2009-2013", where would the City of Falls Church
> rank if it were added to the following group of
> area communities?
>

Ashburn, Bambleton, Cascades,
> Dranesville, Dunn Loring, Fairfax Station, Floris,
> Fort Hunt, Franklin Farms, Gainesville, Great
> Falls, Kings Park West, Kingstowne, Lake Barcroft,
> Linton Hall, Lowes Island, Mantua, McLean,
> Montclair, Mount Vernon, Newington, Oakton,
> Purcellville, South Riding, Vienna,
> and Wolf Trap.

> ANSWER: Dead Last

I thought Falls Church was supposed to be so upscale. At least the city part.

Latest appraisal Wrote:
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> LOL! Threads don't die simply because you get
> chased off in disgrace.

Chased off in disgrace? LOL. Like I'm the one that brain farted and typed Falls Church instead of Fairfax. I mean who can blame you though? You've got Falls Church on the mind all the time. All that envy is consuming you. LOL.

> Right. I just threw that out in memory of how
> badly your last phony "long weekend" story blew up
> in your face. Law school chums and all.

How'd that blow up again? Do you mean the part where you were chasing phantoms around all weekend? The part where you were made to look foolish (again)?

> How would you know?

Because when I stopped going there in 2008, I told my wife it was the last time. I'm sure it appeals to your unrefined palate.

> But I was waiting at the
> Verizon store earlier today, and a tech and
> another customer were coincidentally talking about
> how great Jaleo is.

I ALWAYS trust reviews from Verizon store techs. LOL. You're a fucking joke. You may want to pick up a Zagats from post 2005 if you want to impress people with the restaurants you are pretending to go to.

> It completes from entries that are stored in a
> list. If Falls Church is the first "Fa" entry in
> the list, that's what you'll get when you type
> "Fa".

You still sticking with that line of bullshit? Why not, I suppose. You stand by all your lies and bullshit. That's not actually how it works, but you can pretend it does. In any event, even if you were telling the truth, "Fai" comes before "Fal." You should learn how the alphabet works.

> I have the same interest in you as I do in ebola.

I suppose they are the same to you as both are capable of decimating you with little to no effort.

> LOL! It's your delirious envy and butthurt that
> keep you coming back. You wish you could be like
> me, but you can't. Hahaha!

Envious? Of what? Let's see....

You live OUTSIDE the beltway - yeah, definitely not envious of that. You settled for an out of the way property. Don't worry, you're not alone there.

You lack a garage - No envy there. This morning, I got into my car sans wearing a coat. If you decide to venture out today, you'll be shivering your pathetic ass off because you have a cheap roof attached to your hovel. Carports by their very nature are for those who don't want to spend cash on a garage.

You're wasting away your retirement years in Fairfax posting on Fairfax Underground - Not a bit envious of that pathetic existence.

You suffer from Asperger's syndrome - Nope, I don't envy that.

You're impotent - Do you think people envy that?

You're a completely addled moron - I certainly don't envy that. No matter how many times you scream "typo" you know it really boils down to you being a complete idiot.

You're so out of shape, you can't even play a round of golf - Is that something to be envious of?

You're the laughing stock of many a people - Not envious of that.

The list goes on and on.

In short, there is absolutely nothing about your life that anyone with a modicum of success in this area has anything to be envious of. You're pathetic. You're a troll. Just ask your kids. Oh, wait......

Vienna <3's mattress stores Wrote:
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> Vienna
>
> 1 mattress store per 4100 residents
>
> Falls Church
>
> 1 mattress store per 4500 residents
>
> Fairfax City
>
> 1 mattress store per 4800 residents


Those are curious statistics. Do Vienna residents simply wear out their mattresses more quickly (and if so, why)? Do outsiders flock to Vienna to buy mattresses?

Go to any of Vienna's fine mattress stores today and you will find a friendly informed sales staff, and freshly shoveled sidewalks to gain access to the store.

I always look for free set-up and removal when I purchase from on of Vienna's fine mattress stores.

22182 Wrote:
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> Vienna <3's mattress stores Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Vienna
> >
> > 1 mattress store per 4100 residents
> >
> > Falls Church
> >
> > 1 mattress store per 4500 residents
> >
> > Fairfax City
> >
> > 1 mattress store per 4800 residents
>
>
> Those are curious statistics. Do Vienna residents
> simply wear out their mattresses more quickly (and
> if so, why)? Do outsiders flock to Vienna to buy
> mattresses?

Vienna is simply wealthier than those other municipalities. Ergo, the cars are newer, the wives are hotter, and the mattresses are newer.

Is that really true? Wrote:
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> Income inequality Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > QUESTION: According to Census Quick
> > Facts tabulations of "Median Household Income,
> > 2009-2013", where would the City of Falls Church
> > rank if it were added to the following group of
> > area communities?

> > Ashburn, Bambleton, Cascades, Dranesville, Dunn
> > Loring, Fairfax Station, Floris, Fort Hunt, Franklin Farms,
> > Gainesville, Great Falls, Kings Park West, Kingstowne,
> > Lake Barcroft, Linton Hall, Lowes Island, Mantua,
> > McLean, Montclair, Mount Vernon, Newington, Oakton,
> > Purcellville, South Riding, Vienna, and Wolf Trap.

> > ANSWER: Dead Last
>
> I thought Falls Church was supposed to be so
> upscale. At least the city part.

It might have been back in the day, but it's been headed downhill for a good while now. Old, small, dusty, and cramped, with no real places to shop or eat? It's not really a slum yet, but it is getting to be more and more like some of the areas along the eastern parts of Columbia Pike.

^^^^^ spoken like someone who can't afford the taxes in FCC let alone a mortgage.

Every economic and demographic indicator points in the exact opposite direction of your absurd supposition.

green eyed monster Wrote:
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> ^^^^^ spoken like someone who can't afford the
> taxes in FCC let alone a mortgage.
>
> Every economic and demographic indicator points in
> the exact opposite direction of your absurd
> supposition.


Fall Church City's high school (George Mason) blows the doors off Vienna's high school (James Madison). You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

http://apps.washingtonpost.com/local/highschoolchallenge/schools/2014/list/local/
http://apps.washingtonpost.com/local/highschoolchallenge/schools/2014/list/local/james-madison-fairfax-county-va/
http://apps.washingtonpost.com/local/highschoolchallenge/schools/2014/list/local/james-madison-fairfax-county-va/

fool fails again Wrote:
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> Chased off in disgrace?

Yes, as in ducking yet another beating by claiming to be off on a fictional ski trip with chums from schools you've never attended. That Wilson Fellow thing is just s-o-o-o-o stuck in your craw.

> Because when I stopped going there in 2008, I told
> my wife it was the last time. I'm sure it appeals
> to your unrefined palate.

You've never been to Jaleo. Not in 2008, not at any time. It's no different from the many other locales and eateries you've claimed to have been to based on nothing more than having googled them. It's envy and butthurt that drive you in desperation to make these transparently false claims.

> I ALWAYS trust reviews from Verizon store techs.
> LOL. You're a fucking joke.

Merely interesting to note that at the very moment you were trying (for reasons noted above) to slam Jaleo, random people who had actually eaten there were speaking well of it. All part of how totally out of touch with reality your fictional little world is.

> You still sticking with that line of bullshit?
> Why not, I suppose. You stand by all your lies and
> bullshit. That's not actually how it works, but
> you can pretend it does. In any event, even if
> you were telling the truth, "Fai" comes before
> "Fal." You should learn how the alphabet works.

That's exactly how it works, dumbo, and unlike Falls Church, Fairfax has never been added to the list. The software hasn't done it and I haven't done it.

> Envious? Of what? Let's see....
>
> You live OUTSIDE the beltway
> You settled for an out of the way property
> You lack a garage
> You have a cheap roof attached to your hovel
> You're wasting away your retirement years in Fairfax
> You suffer from Asperger's syndrome
> You're impotent
> You're a completely addled moron
> You're so out of shape, you can't even play a round of golf
> You're the laughing stock of many a people
> You're pathetic
> You're a troll

Excellent illustrations of the ways in which words such as "desperate", "butthurt", and "delusional" apply to you. I hope you at least went to lie down after typing all that. Long-term of course, you should be discussing these issues with your shrink.

Latest appraisal Wrote:
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> Yes, as in ducking yet another beating by claiming
> to be off on a fictional ski trip with chums from
> schools you've never attended.

I've never posted which schools I've attended. Suffice it to say, they're certainly more impressive than whatever diploma mill you attended.

> That Wilson Fellow
> thing is just s-o-o-o-o stuck in your craw.

WTF are you talking about? Are you claiming that I asserted I was a Wilson Fellow?

> You've never been to Jaleo. Not in 2008, not at
> any time.

I've been to Jaleo in DC and Vegas. I've also been to most Chef Andres' eateries. All have fallen precipitously in recent years. Go pick up a new version of Zagat if you want to impress people with the restaurants you pretend to go to.

> Merely interesting to note that at the very moment
> you were trying (for reasons noted above) to slam
> Jaleo, random people who had actually eaten there
> were speaking well of it. All part of how totally
> out of touch with reality your fictional little
> world is.

Jaleo's downward trend is well documented.

> That's exactly how it works, dumbo, and unlike
> Falls Church, Fairfax has never been added to the
> list. The software hasn't done it and I haven't
> done it.

You typed "Fairfax" in this thread.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1784418/1785203.html#msg-1785203

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1784418/1785384.html#msg-1785384

You've typed it in others.

Your lies are too easily exposed.

> > Envious? Of what? Let's see....
> >
> > You live OUTSIDE the beltway
> > You settled for an out of the way property
> > You lack a garage
> > You have a cheap roof attached to your hovel
> > You're wasting away your retirement years in
> Fairfax
> > You suffer from Asperger's syndrome
> > You're impotent
> > You're a completely addled moron
> > You're so out of shape, you can't even play a
> round of golf
> > You're the laughing stock of many a people
> > You're pathetic
> > You're a troll

The truth stings you doesn't it????? For the rest of us, it's funny because it's true!

> I hope you at least went to lie
> down after typing all that.

No, unlike you, I'm more than active enough to play golf so typing a few words is nothing. I can see where it my be stressful to an out of shape shitwad like you though.

22182 Wrote:
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> Those are curious statistics.

Yes. They are also wrong. Just as the earlier income claims turned out to be. As was pointed out earlier in the thread, Fairfax City has either 7 or 9 mattress outlets, depending on whether Bif and Haverty's are included. Each of those does sell bedroom sets and mattresses, but they are not primarily mattress stores. But with a 2013 estimated population of 23,973, that means that Fairfax City has either 1 mattress store for every 3,425 residents or one for every 2,664 residents. The 4,800 number was just another example of goober-stupid.

green eyed monster Wrote:
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> ^^^^^ spoken like someone who can't afford the
> taxes in FCC let alone a mortgage.
>
> Every economic and demographic indicator points in
> the exact opposite direction of your absurd
> supposition.

Just to start with, the post above suggests that Census found at least two dozen area communities that have a higher median household income that Falls Church City. Kind of undermines your claim, as I don't think I'd be taking your word over that of the Census Bureau.

Further, Trulia reports that the average list price for homes recently put on the market in 22046 (Falls Church) was $758,528, while over in 22180 (Vienna) it was $1,030,687.

And by the way, high real estate taxes are not much to bragging over, but truth be told, the ones in the Town of Vienna are in fact higher than the ones in the decaying City of Falls Church.

John Dewey Wrote:
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> green eyed monster Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^^^^^ spoken like someone who can't afford the
> > taxes in FCC let alone a mortgage.
> >
> > Every economic and demographic indicator points
> in
> > the exact opposite direction of your absurd
> > supposition.
>
>
> Fall Church City's high school (George Mason)
> blows the doors off Vienna's high school (James
> Madison). You can't make a silk purse out of a
> sow's ear.
>
> http://apps.washingtonpost.com/local/highschoolcha
> llenge/schools/2014/list/local/
> http://apps.washingtonpost.com/local/highschoolcha
> llenge/schools/2014/list/local/james-madison-fairf
> ax-county-va/
> http://apps.washingtonpost.com/local/highschoolcha
> llenge/schools/2014/list/local/james-madison-fairf
> ax-county-va/


Of course it does. Which is why if you have two identical houses on the same block one in Fairfax County and one in Falls Church City, the Falls Church City home will command a higher price. It also doesn't hurt that nearly 75% of Falls Church's population has at least a Bachelor's degree while Vienna is hovering around 65%.

John Dewey Wrote:
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> Fall Church City's high school (George Mason)
> blows the doors off Vienna's high school (James
> Madison). You can't make a silk purse out of a
> sow's ear.

George Mason is basically a one-room schoolhouse. Four full grades and maybe 750 students on a good day. James Madison is meanwhile run by FAIRFAX COUNTY, not the Town of Vienna. Nice job of screwing that basic fact up.

Meghan Dewey Wrote:
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> John Dewey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fall Church City's high school (George Mason)
> > blows the doors off Vienna's high school (James
> > Madison). You can't make a silk purse out of a
> > sow's ear.
>
> George Mason is basically a one-room schoolhouse.
> Four full grades and maybe 750 students on a good
> day. James Madison is meanwhile run by FAIRFAX
> COUNTY, not the Town of Vienna. Nice job of
> screwing that basic fact up.

Nice job of erecting a straw man. The Town of Vienna is in the James Madison catchment area. That means Madison is indeed Vienna's high school.

Does anyone in the town of Vienna not live in the JMHS boundary?

Let's see... Wrote:
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> green eyed monster Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^^^^^ spoken like someone who can't afford the
> > taxes in FCC let alone a mortgage.
> >
> > Every economic and demographic indicator points
> in
> > the exact opposite direction of your absurd
> > supposition.
>
> Just to start with, the post above suggests that
> Census found at least two dozen area communities
> that have a higher median household income that
> Falls Church City. Kind of undermines your claim,
> as I don't think I'd be taking your word over that
> of the Census Bureau.

What does the census say about per capita income?

Like Census bureau statistics? See below.

> Further, Trulia reports that the average
> list price for homes recently put on the market in
> 22046 (Falls Church) was $758,528, while over in
> 22180 (Vienna) it was $1,030,687.

What do you think census quick facts says about housing values of Falls Church vs. Vienna.

http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/51/5127200.html

http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/51/5181072.html

You take the word of the census bureau, right?


> And by the way, high real estate taxes are not
> much to bragging over,

Who is bragging?

> but truth be told, the ones
> in the Town of Vienna are in fact higher than the
> ones in the decaying City of Falls Church.

Rate might be negligibly higher - somewhere around a penny, but when you factor in a property that is on average $55K+ more, that penny on the rate disappears rather quickly.


Then there is always the more educated populace and superior schools.

fool stumbles and bumbles again Wrote:
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> I've never posted which schools I've attended.

"Law school". LOL!

> Suffice it to say, they're certainly more
> impressive than whatever diploma mill you
> attended.

No, not nearly. There scarcely ARE such schools.

> WTF are you talking about? Are you claiming that
> I asserted I was a Wilson Fellow?

You know perfectly well what I'm talking about.

> I've been to Jaleo in DC and Vegas. I've also
> been to most Chef Andres' eateries. All have
> fallen precipitously in recent years. Go pick up
> a new version of Zagat if you want to impress
> people with the restaurants you pretend to go to.

You've never been to ANY of them, including Bethesda and Crystal City. Just as you've never been to Tahoe or Viera or the club level. Your googled claims all just go "clank" as they fall awkwardly to the floor.

> You typed "Fairfax" in this thread.

And? Look >>> Fairfax <<< there it is again. Typing an "i" after "Fa" will cancel the auto-complete result if there is not an entry beginning "Fai" in the list. Ticking Enter or a directional key instead will cause the auto-complete result to be entered.

> The truth stings you doesn't it????? For the rest
> of us, it's funny because it's true!

There is no "us" goober, it's all just you. And all your whine is the same old fabricated envy-and-butthurt nonsense as always. The truth is that I live a life of elegant, spacious, and richly appointed luxury that you will never know. Them's just the breaks, sucker.

> No, unlike you, I'm more than active enough to
> play golf so typing a few words is nothing.

And "nothing" is exactly what they reflect. As for golf, I don't lace up the Tacks and go crashing the net anymore either. Concessions to age. There's a big payoff in that. No doubt you'll not learn that lesson in time.

Latest appraisal Wrote:
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> "Law school". LOL!

Yes. Just another academic achievement that you'd be hard pressed to accomplish at any school, let alone at one with the pedigree I attended. It's your envy that is showing here, nitwit.

> You know perfectly well what I'm talking about.

Like many of your statements, your nonsense is barely discernible. I suggest you get back on your medication that treats paranoia and delusional thought. After all, you don't want to end a mass murderer like so many others suffering from Asperger's.

> You've never been to ANY of them, including
> Bethesda and Crystal City. Just as you've never
> been to Tahoe or Viera or the club level. Your
> googled claims all just go "clank" as they fall
> awkwardly to the floor.

It's cute how you pretend to have been all the places I've been and will be going soon.

> Ticking Enter or a
> directional key instead will cause the
> auto-complete result to be entered.

So, you knowingly clicked on a directional key or enter for Falls Church when you intended to type Fairfax? You really are an addled retard. You can't even explain your way out of this coherently. Call for a diaper change, you've shit yourself again.

> The truth is that I live a life of elegant, spacious, and
> richly appointed luxury that you will never know.

A hovel with a carport outside the beltway is not a definition of luxury. You are correct though, I will never know such squalor.

> Concessions to age. There's a big payoff in that. No doubt
> you'll not learn that lesson in time.

You're existence is limited to this forum and you are correct, I'll never become a troll of your caliber.

John Dewey Wrote:
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> Nice job of erecting a straw man. The Town of
> Vienna is in the James Madison catchment area.
> That means Madison is indeed Vienna's high school.

LOL! The school is run by Fairfax County. The Town has nothing to do with its operation. And of course, the attendance area of JMHS extends well beyond the Town of Vienna, as the map below shows. You know, maybe you should try being less of a complete stooge at least part of the time.
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green eyed monster Wrote:
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> What does the census say about per capita income?

Who cares? The claim once again was that "Every economic and demographic indicator points in the exact opposite direction of your absurd supposition." We have now seen several that DO NOT. Massive CLAIM FAILURE results, you hapless goober.

> What do you think census quick facts says about
> housing values of Falls Church vs. Vienna.

As we learned earlier, the buyers for these aging, cramped, and overpriced dumps are investors and flipper-wannabes hoping to cash in on naked land values in the impending collapse of Falls Church as an SFH-based suburban community. Cue the cranes!

> Who is bragging?

You were. Stupid fuck that you are.

> Rate might be negligibly higher - somewhere around
> a penny...

In other words -- FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL!!! This is getting to be quite the habit with you.

Meghan Dewey Wrote:
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> John Dewey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nice job of erecting a straw man. The Town of
> > Vienna is in the James Madison catchment area.
> > That means Madison is indeed Vienna's high
> school.
>
> LOL! The school is run by Fairfax County. The
> Town has nothing to do with its operation. And of
> course, the attendance area of JMHS extends well
> beyond the Town of Vienna, as the map below shows.
> You know, maybe you should try being less of a
> complete stooge at least part of the time.
> .


You are keeping busy trying to cover up your initial logical mistake. The fact remains that residents of the Town of Vienna send their progeny to James Madison (motto: Garbage in, garbage out). Since your own little acorns did not fall far from the tree, it is clear why Madison is as it is.

fool shits himself again Wrote:
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> Yes. Just another academic achievement that you'd
> be hard pressed to accomplish at any school, let
> alone at one with the pedigree I attended. It's
> your envy that is showing here, nitwit.

Dude, you display NONE of the intellectual discipline or acumen that even a third-rate law school would instill in its graduates. Your legal education has been about as grand as watching Perry Mason reruns.

> It's cute how you pretend to have been all the
> places I've been and will be going soon.

I don't have to pretend anything. I go places and do things. Then I dangle a few of them here just to piss you off. LOL! I've never been to Killington or Honey Pig, though.

> So, you knowingly clicked on a directional key or
> enter for Falls Church when you intended to type
> Fairfax?

No, inadvertently. How stupid are you, counselor?

> A hovel with a carport outside the beltway is not
> a definition of luxury. You are correct though, I
> will never know such squalor.

Hahaha! Seven figures with lots of room to spare. That includes the five-figure stick-built cypress shed of course. Much larger than average lot with stunning natural and man-made features, if I do say so myself. With the leaves on the trees, I cannot see my neighbor's house, much less his trash cans. Just the grass and the trees and the birds and the bees and the flowers and the wildlife, and all with the stream gurgling away in the background. It's not quite Koloa here, but it's pretty close.

> You're existence is limited to this forum...

And the travel and the charity work and the Nats season tickets in the club and the regular dining out with friends and colleagues around the area. This forum is nothing but an off-hours diversion.

> ...and you are correct, I'll never become a troll
> of your caliber.

You'll never become anything of my caliber. You start from nowhere and bring nothing to the table. Your only future is as a total fluff-bomb.

John Dewey Wrote:
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> You are keeping busy trying to cover up your
> initial logical mistake.

LOL! The mega-fuckup here is your dork-brained comparison of a City school to a County school while trying to impugn a Town. What a colossal fucking DUMBSHIT!!!

> Since your own little acorns did not fall far
> from the tree, it is clear why Madison is as it is.

What happened to my alleged impotency? Did you FUCK THAT UP AS WELL? Why yes, I believe you did. Nice work. fuckstick.

Meghan Dewey Wrote:
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> John Dewey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You are keeping busy trying to cover up your
> > initial logical mistake.
>
> LOL! The mega-fuckup here is your dork-brained
> comparison of a City school to a County school
> while trying to impugn a Town. What a colossal
> fucking DUMBSHIT!!!
>
> > Since your own little acorns did not fall far
> > from the tree, it is clear why Madison is as it
> is.
>
> What happened to my alleged impotency? Did you
> FUCK THAT UP AS WELL? Why yes, I believe you did.
> Nice work. fuckstick.

At least asshole spotter has now revealed himself. Lest we forget, here is the post that raised his ire:

Quote

Fall Church City's high school (George Mason) blows the doors off Vienna's high school (James Madison). You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

Note that the post does not say that the Town of Vienna owns or operates the school. It simply acknowledges that you cannot make chicken salad out of chicken sh*t.

And, no, I am not the poster who has been questioning your manliness. I could not care less, frankly.

> Note that the post does not say that the Town of
> Vienna owns or operates the school. It simply
> acknowledges that you cannot make chicken salad
> out of chicken sh*t.
>
I love eating chicken salad sandwiches while relaxing on my new mattress that I purchased in beautiful Vienna Virginia

The new artisanal mattress shop in Vienna lovingly makes mattresses stuffed with the finest goose down...

Snack-A-Matic Wrote:
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> > Note that the post does not say that the Town
> of
> > Vienna owns or operates the school. It simply
> > acknowledges that you cannot make chicken salad
> > out of chicken sh*t.
> >
> I love eating chicken salad sandwiches while
> relaxing on my new mattress that I purchased in
> beautiful Vienna Virginia

You can get a delectable chicken salad sandwich at the new Potbelly's in Vienna:

Quote

Potbelly Chicken Salad is made fresh in shop with our simple recipe: all-natural chicken, celery salt, chopped celery, just the right amount of mayo, salt and pepper.

Snack-A-Matic Wrote:
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> > Note that the post does not say that the Town
> of
> > Vienna owns or operates the school. It simply
> > acknowledges that you cannot make chicken salad
> > out of chicken sh*t.
> >
> I love eating chicken salad sandwiches while
> relaxing on my new mattress that I purchased in
> beautiful Vienna Virginia


Don't try to eat the chili dogs from The Vienna Inn on or near your Vienna purchased mattress as you might cause an unsightly stain due to the drippage.

John Dewey Wrote:
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> At least asshole spotter has now revealed himself.

LOL! All 5,000 of you are ha-ha-ha-haunted by that guy.

> Note that the post does not say that the Town of
> Vienna owns or operates the school.

It also does not say that the City of Falls Church DOES own and operate tiny little George Mason HS while the fact that the Town of Vienna DOES NOT have any involvement in the ownership or operation of James Madison HS -- this because it is a COUNTY SCHOOL -- means that dumbfuck has just plain peed all over himself once again. It should have said that. Even though it would have been stating the patently obvious.

> And, no, I am not the poster who has been
> questioning your manliness.

Oh, of course not. LOL!

> I could not care less, frankly.

Then you've certainly wasted what, eleven solar eclipses now? You wish you could be like me. But you can't. Hahaha!

Serving Suggestion Wrote:
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> Don't try to eat the chili dogs from The Vienna Inn
> on or near your Vienna purchased mattress as you might
> cause an unsightly stain due to the drippage.

That's a Tippy's Taco post, numbskull. How childishly lame and unoriginal can you be?

Dig in!
.
Attachments:

Let's see... Wrote:
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> Who cares? The claim once again was that
> "Every economic and demographic indicator
> points in the exact opposite direction of your
> absurd supposition." We have now seen several
> that DO NOT. Massive CLAIM FAILURE results, you
> hapless goober.

Let's review for the dimwitted (you).

What was your supposition? Because you are probably too stupid to find it or remember it, here it is:

"It might have been back in the day, but it's been headed downhill for a good while now. Old, small, dusty, and cramped, with no real places to shop or eat? It's not really a slum yet, but it is getting to be more and more like some of the areas along the eastern parts of Columbia Pike."

Every economic and demographic indicator does in fact point in the exact opposite direction of your absurdly stupid supposition. What the demographic and economic indicators in another town/city/CDP say are irrelevant to your idiotic statement. They have no bearing whatsoever on whether a locality is going "downhill" or not.

But let's look at Falls Church as compared to say, I don't know, Vienna. In 2000, Falls Church had a household income of around $75,000 compared to Vienna's $84,000 - difference of $9K for our mathematically challenged friend. In 2010, that difference was reduced to a little bit less than $7K with Falls Church coming in at $120,000 and Vienna at $126,941. In 2000, 63.7% of Falls Church's residents had at least a Bachelor's degree compared to 57.2% of Vienna's. By 2010, Falls Church jumped more than 10 percentage points to 74.4%. Vienna was at 57.2% in 2000 and grew to 64.8% by 2010. Congrats Vienna, you have slightly a slightly higher percentage of residents with at least a Bachelor's than Falls Church did 10 years ago. Meanwhile, the per capita income and housing values of Falls Church are greater than in Vienna.

Communities heading "downhill" don't become more educated and more wealthy over time. In fact, it's the exact opposite and even a simpleton recognizes that very simple fact. So yes, every economic and demographic indicator points to your supposition as pure bunk.


> As we learned earlier, the buyers for these aging,
> cramped, and overpriced dumps are investors and
> flipper-wannabes hoping to cash in on naked land
> values in the impending collapse of Falls Church
> as an SFH-based suburban community. Cue the
> cranes!

Well, you stated that earlier, but as we've just found out, you're assumptions and assertions are dead wrong. You must know very little about land use and zoning to think that the large cranes in Falls Church's commercial corridor will soon be found in it's SFH neighborhoods. In fact, those cranes along the commercial corridor will do nothing but increase the value of the homes in the SFH neighborhoods, pricing you even further out.

> > Who is bragging?
>
> You were. Stupid fuck that you are.

Really? Where?

> > Rate might be negligibly higher - somewhere
> around
> > a penny...
>
> In other words -- FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
> FAIL FAIL FAIL!!! This is getting to be quite the
> habit with you.

In other more obvious words, you are too stupid to differentiate between a tax rate and actual taxes paid.

Meghan Dewey Wrote:
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> the City of Falls Church
> DOES own and operate tiny little George Mason HS

So, operating a smaller school with smaller class sizes is now a bad thing?

LOL.

The Asshole goes down in flames again. What a farce!
.
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Come on, stupid Wrote:
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> Serving Suggestion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't try to eat the chili dogs from The Vienna
> Inn
> > on or near your Vienna purchased mattress as you
> might
> > cause an unsightly stain due to the drippage.
>
> That's a Tippy's Taco post, numbskull. How
> childishly lame and unoriginal can you be?
>
> Dig in!
> .

I have stains from The Vienna Inn and Tippy's Taco on my mattress. The mattress looks like several abortions were performed on it. Shopping for a replacement will be required.

LOL... Wrote:
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> The Asshole goes down in flames again. What a
> farce!
> .


Yup. Let's see.... certainly got his ass handed to him. Even worse is the beat down latest appraisal took. Those two are probably licking their wounds under a car port this frigid morning.

I wisht I had me a carport...

Meghan Dewey Wrote:
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> It also does not say that the City of Falls Church
> DOES own and operate tiny little George Mason HS
> while the fact that the Town of Vienna DOES NOT
> have any involvement in the ownership or operation
> of James Madison HS -- this because it is a COUNTY
> SCHOOL -- means that dumbfuck has just plain peed
> all over himself once again. It should have said
> that. Even though it would have been stating the
> patently obvious.

You keep harping on that point even though no one has disputed it. (Perhaps the problem is your perspicacity or lack thereof.) You just do not want to face up to the incontrovertible fact that the public high school attended by residents of Fall Church City outperforms the one attended by residents of the Town of Vienna. No amount of obscurantism (or puerile posting) on your part will change that fact.

John Dewey Wrote:
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> Meghan Dewey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > It also does not say that the City of Falls
> Church
> > DOES own and operate tiny little George Mason
> HS
> > while the fact that the Town of Vienna DOES NOT
> > have any involvement in the ownership or
> operation
> > of James Madison HS -- this because it is a
> COUNTY
> > SCHOOL -- means that dumbfuck has just plain
> peed
> > all over himself once again. It should have
> said
> > that. Even though it would have been stating
> the
> > patently obvious.
>
> You keep harping on that point even though no one
> has disputed it. (Perhaps the problem is your
> perspicacity or lack thereof.)

You have to keep in mind that he suffers from Asperger's. If you remember that, you can see why he makes the inane statements he does.

Sterling Resident Wrote:
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> I wisht I had me a carport...


But you don't and you're full of envy and butthurt!!

Life is grand here at the homestead. That gurgle ain't the creek, but me guzzlin' cum!

You wish you had this!

you're full of envy and butthurt!!


I bet you giggle every time you type "butthurt."


That is SO original and creative of you.

And yes, I do wish I had a place like the one you posted...Dreaming the dream, keeping my nose to the grindstone at the Mattress Factory...

rock bottom prices Wrote:
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> Vienna Mattress Chamber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't miss our big, Big, BIG

PRESIDENT'S
> > DAY BLOW-OUT SALES

this weekend only!
> .


I insist on free set-up and removal. ALWAYS

In case there are any lingering doubts about whether Vienna is Mattress Mecca, know that James Madison High School once held a mattress sale fundraiser.

Quote

Our "Showroom" will be set up in the school Cafeteria with all sizes and many styles of name brand mattresses at prices up to 50% off retail. Factory warrenties. Kiddie corner to entertain little ones so you can enjoy no pressure, leisurely shopping. Delivery or self pick up available! Cash, Checks and Credit Cards Accepted!

http://patch.com/virginia/vienna/ev--james-madison-hs-girls-lacrosse-mattress-sale-fundraiser

It is said that in Vienna, the worth of a child-bride is measured in how many memory-foam mattresses she has in her dowery.

tally keeper Wrote:
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> Yup. Let's see.... certainly got his ass handed
> to him. Even worse is the beat down latest
> appraisal took. Those two are probably licking
> their wounds under a car port this frigid morning.

I'd guess that their little hearts are being kept warm and cozy as they bask in the warmth and glow emitted by so grand a display of transparent butthurt on the part of The Asshole and his pathetically flat and formless alter egos. Their crumblage here was quite a sight to behold. Joshua and his trumpets could scarcely have done worse damage.

Blown up on household income. Blown up on Jaleo. Blown up on auto-complete. Blown up on mattress stores in Fairfax City. Blown up on FCC tax rates. Blown up on economic and demographic indicators. Blown up on County schools and their attendance areas. Then there was another phony beat-a-retreat "long weekend" plus the dissonant stream of dissociative attempts at insult. Outside the Beltway? Carports? Remote locations? Asperger's? Impotency? These are the deranged outbursts of a seriously warped and damaged mind. Fortunately I can say that none of this was any of my doing. This is exactly the way he was when first he began to run himself aground in these waters. Fail, fail, fail back then, and nothing but more fail, fail, fail ever since. You'd think he'd learn. But he doesn't.

LOL... Wrote:
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> tally keeper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yup. Let's see.... certainly got his ass
> handed
> > to him. Even worse is the beat down latest
> > appraisal took. Those two are probably licking
> > their wounds under a car port this frigid
> morning.
>
> I'd guess that their little hearts are being kept
> warm and cozy as they bask in the warmth and glow
> emitted by so grand a display of transparent
> butthurt on the part of The Asshole and his
> pathetically flat and formless alter egos. Their
> crumblage here was quite a sight to behold.
> Joshua and his trumpets could scarcely have done
> worse damage.
>
> Blown up on household income. Blown up on Jaleo.
> Blown up on auto-complete. Blown up on mattress
> stores in Fairfax City. Blown up on FCC tax
> rates. Blown up on economic and demographic
> indicators. Blown up on County schools and their
> attendance areas. Then there was another phony
> beat-a-retreat "long weekend" plus the dissonant
> stream of dissociative attempts at insult.
> Outside the Beltway? Carports? Remote locations?
> Asperger's? Impotency? These are the deranged
> outbursts of a seriously warped and damaged mind.
> Fortunately I can say that none of this was any of
> my doing. This is exactly the way he was when
> first he began to run himself aground in these
> waters. Fail, fail, fail back then, and nothing
> but more fail, fail, fail ever since. You'd think
> he'd learn. But he doesn't.


Your attempt at recovery doesn't even to begin to mask the epic failure you endured in this thread. Coming back now with this feeble attempt makes it even worse.

The usual weak shit. You've lost every fucking round, asshole, many by simply putting a bullet in your own head. What an utter dumbfuck. You wish you could be like me. But you can't. Go drown your sorrows in a cup of Fazenda Santa Ines, google-boy. Oh wait...there won't be any more of that until summer. Hahaha!

LOL... Wrote:
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> The usual weak shit.

Yes, your slithering back here was consistent with your weak ass shit. You were owned on every point by numerous people.

> You wish
> you could be like me.

Not in the least. We've gone over it. Did you try to forget it, but then realized how stinging the truth is?

> Go drown
> your sorrows in a cup of Fazenda Santa Ines,

Not a coffee drinker. Never have been. So, you can put that in your cup and drink it!

and then.... Wrote:
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> Yes, your slithering back here was consistent with
> your weak ass shit. You were owned on every point
> by numerous people.

Hahaha! I do enjoy pulling your strings from time to time. Here, little assfuck Here, little assfuck. And there you are -- like a trained seal hoping for a few bits of dead fish. And of course your alleged "numerous people" are really just you and the mad spawn of your crazed psychoses. They're all as imaginary as your long weekends and "law school" chums.

> Not a coffee drinker. Never have been.

What a coincidence. You never have been to Jaleo either.

> So, you can put that in your cup and drink it!

No, I'll be sticking with the estate-grown Kona. It's just plain good. Sort of like the views from the club level at Nats Park.

Ta-ta for now, loser.

Jesus, do we have two assholes here, or one corresponding back and forth with himself?

Timbergland Wrote:
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> Jesus, do we have two assholes here, or one
> corresponding back and forth with himself?

It is becoming increasingly clear that it is just one. The quick responses after a long hiatus are suspicious.

they jumped the shark Wrote:
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> In case there are any lingering doubts about
> whether Vienna is Mattress Mecca, know that James
> Madison High School once held a mattress sale
> fundraiser.
>

Quote

Our "Showroom" will be set up in the
> school Cafeteria with all sizes and many styles of
> name brand mattresses at prices up to 50% off
> retail. Factory warrenties. Kiddie corner to
> entertain little ones so you can enjoy no
> pressure, leisurely shopping. Delivery or self
> pick up available! Cash, Checks and Credit Cards
> Accepted!

> http://patch.com/virginia/vienna/ev--james-madison
> -hs-girls-lacrosse-mattress-sale-fundraiser

What exactly do you deem appropriate to sell at a James Madison High School fundraiser? Should we only sell copies of the U.S. Constitution or the Federalist Papers?

What exactly do you deem appropriate to sell at a James Madison High School fundraiser? Should we only sell copies of the U.S. Constitution or the Federalist Papers?


How about Adderal or Molly?

LOL... Wrote:
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> What a coincidence. You never have been to Jaleo
> either.


Oh, I've been there. Unfortunately, the last time I went, I wished I hadn't. I'm sure it appeals to unrefined palates such as yours.

> No, I'll be sticking with the estate-grown Kona.
> It's just plain good.

Congrats, you got a gift card to Trader Joes.

22180 resident Wrote:
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> they jumped the shark Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In case there are any lingering doubts about
> > whether Vienna is Mattress Mecca, know that
> James
> > Madison High School once held a mattress sale
> > fundraiser.
> >

Quote

Our "Showroom" will be set up in the
> > school Cafeteria with all sizes and many styles
> of
> > name brand mattresses at prices up to 50% off
> > retail. Factory warrenties. Kiddie corner to
> > entertain little ones so you can enjoy no
> > pressure, leisurely shopping. Delivery or self
> > pick up available! Cash, Checks and Credit
> Cards
> > Accepted!

> >
> http://patch.com/virginia/vienna/ev--james-madison
>
> > -hs-girls-lacrosse-mattress-sale-fundraiser
>
> What exactly do you deem appropriate to sell at a
> James Madison High School fundraiser? Should we
> only sell copies of the U.S. Constitution or the
> Federalist Papers?

I'd say anything other than mattresses, but then again, it is Vienna.

and then.... Wrote:
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> Oh, I've been there.

You mean you've been to their website. Such a fraud!

> Unfortunately, the last time I went, I wished I hadn't.

This is starting to sound like the strange case of the gristle in the rib-eye at Sweetwater Tavern. Alicia says you just keep digging the hole deeper.

> I'm sure it appeals to unrefined palates such as yours.

Hahaha! You live in Falls Church and talk about unrefined palates? What a joke!. As noted, I lived in downtown Falls Church back when it was still some semblance of something, but even then, the handwriting was on the wall. Moved to McLean as soon as I could. From there, true enlightenment dawned.

> Congrats, you got a gift card to Trader Joes.

LOL! You've seen all this before, doofus, but I'll rub your pathetically ignorant nose in a few of the facts once again...

Estate-grown Kona sells for about $35 a pound and is typically available only from an estate directly, or through one of the combines that do catalog and on-line marketing on behalf of a group of participating estates. Estates of course are just individual farms in the officially established and regulated Kona region. There are about 600 such farms over this 20-mile stretch on the west side of the Big Island, but most are quite small, in many cases comprising just a few acres. Year-round availability from a single estate is not to be assumed.

Aside from price, there is certainly nothing that would prevent Trader Joe's from selling estate-grown Kona, but what they and most other outlets market is what they call their "Kona blend". The word "blend" here means at least 95% South and Central American coffees. There is no such thing as a $50 Rolex, and there is no such thing as a $12 pound of estate-grown Kona.

Sucks to be stupid, ergo sucks to be you.

Timbergland Wrote:
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> Jesus, do we have two assholes here, or one
> corresponding back and forth with himself?

One lowly asshole and one exalted asshole-stomper. The asshole is from Falls Church.

LOL... Wrote:
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> LOL! You've seen all this before, doofus, but
> I'll rub your pathetically ignorant nose in a few
> of the facts once again...
>
> Estate-grown Kona sells for about $35 a pound and
> is typically available only from an estate
> directly, or through one of the combines that do
> catalog and on-line marketing on behalf of a group
> of participating estates. Estates of course are
> just individual farms in the officially
> established and regulated Kona region. There are
> about 600 such farms over this 20-mile stretch on
> the west side of the Big Island, but most are
> quite small, in many cases comprising just a few
> acres. Year-round availability from a single
> estate is not to be assumed.
>
> Aside from price, there is certainly nothing that
> would prevent Trader Joe's from selling
> estate-grown Kona, but what they and most other
> outlets market is what they call their "Kona
> blend". The word "blend" here means at least 95%
> South and Central American coffees. There is no
> such thing as a $50 Rolex, and there is no such
> thing as a $12 pound of estate-grown Kona.
>
> Sucks to be stupid, ergo sucks to be you.

You're so easy to be suckered in for a beat down. Your the stupidest fish in the pond chasing the most basic lure. Hooking you in for a kill isn't even sporting. Seeing you squirm and fidget in your stupidity is hilarious however.


TJ’s 100% Kona Coffee

FIELD NOTES

Geographic Origin: Single estate on mountain slopes of Mauna Loa, in the Kona district of the Big Island of Hawaii
Elevation: 2000 feet
Growing Conditions: Average annual rainfall 100 inches, gentle afternoon cloud cover, pacific trade winds, active volcanic soils
Roast: Medium
Price: $19.99 for 13 oz

http://www.traderjoes.com/digin/post/coffee-character-field-guide

I suppose this was just another one of your "typos."

You fail again, you ignoramus.

Why is it that anytime someone disparages Vienna, a debate ensures between two people who claim not to be from Vienna? Do they think we will fall for this distraction? Do they think the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

I have purchased name brand bedding at some of the shopping clubs in the past - B.J.'s, Costco, and such. Great pricing, and no asshole sales people to deal with. The only down side is there is no removal or delivery.

It can be done, and you need not go to Vienna to simply buy a new bed.

blutarski Wrote:
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> Why is it that anytime someone disparages Vienna,
> a debate ensures between two people who claim not
> to be from Vienna? Do they think we will fall for
> this distraction? Do they think the Germans
> bombed Pearl Harbor?


Are talking trash about Vienna? Are you?

and then... Wrote:
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> FIELD NOTES
> Geographic Origin: Single estate on
> mountain slopes of Mauna Loa, in the Kona district
> of the Big Island of Hawaii
> Elevation: 2000 feet
> Growing Conditions: Average annual rainfall 100
> inches, gentle afternoon cloud cover, pacific
> trade winds, active volcanic soils
> Roast: Medium
> Price: $19.99 for 13 oz
>
> I suppose this was just another one of your
> "typos." You fail again, you ignoramus.

Let us unpeel your staggering stupidity yet another time. It was stated above that there was nothing but price to keep Trader Joe's from selling estate grown Kona. It was stated that there no such thing as a $12 pound of estate-grown Kona. $19.99 for 13 ounces is $24.60 per pound. That's not the same as $12 per pound. You on the other hand are exactly the same as any old moron goober assfuck. No difference at all.

blutarski Wrote:
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> Why is it that anytime someone disparages Vienna,
> a debate ensures between two people who claim not
> to be from Vienna? Do they think we will fall for
> this distraction? Do they think the Germans
> bombed Pearl Harbor?

The lying dumbfuck from the dreary and declining dregs of Falls Church has never recovered well from having his lying sorry ass handed to him what are now dozens and dozens of times over. His resulting envy and butthurt drive him to a crazed and pointless pursuit of revenge that will never be his. He just makes a bigger and bigger ass of himself. Over and over and over again.

LOL... Wrote:
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> and then... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > FIELD NOTES
> > Geographic Origin: Single estate on
> > mountain slopes of Mauna Loa, in the Kona
> district
> > of the Big Island of Hawaii
> > Elevation: 2000 feet
> > Growing Conditions: Average annual rainfall 100
> > inches, gentle afternoon cloud cover, pacific
> > trade winds, active volcanic soils
> > Roast: Medium
> > Price: $19.99 for 13 oz
> >
> > I suppose this was just another one of your
> > "typos." You fail again, you ignoramus.
>
> Let us unpeel your staggering stupidity yet
> another time. It was stated above that there was
> nothing but price to keep Trader Joe's from
> selling estate grown Kona. It was stated that
> there no such thing as a $12 pound of estate-grown
> Kona. $19.99 for 13 ounces is $24.60 per pound.
> That's not the same as $12 per pound. You on the
> other hand are exactly the same as any old moron
> goober assfuck. No difference at all.


Hold that thought - I need to make a call to verify this before I proceed with my response.

Bed Shopper Wrote:
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> I have purchased name brand bedding at some of the
> shopping clubs in the past - B.J.'s, Costco, and
> such. Great pricing, and no asshole sales people
> to deal with. The only down side is there is no
> removal or delivery.
>
> It can be done, and you need not go to Vienna to
> simply buy a new bed.


Those are fighting words.

LOL... Wrote:
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> and then... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > FIELD NOTES
> > Geographic Origin: Single estate on
> > mountain slopes of Mauna Loa, in the Kona
> district
> > of the Big Island of Hawaii
> > Elevation: 2000 feet
> > Growing Conditions: Average annual rainfall 100
> > inches, gentle afternoon cloud cover, pacific
> > trade winds, active volcanic soils
> > Roast: Medium
> > Price: $19.99 for 13 oz
> >
> > I suppose this was just another one of your
> > "typos." You fail again, you ignoramus.
>
> Let us unpeel your staggering stupidity yet
> another time.

I see you are still feeling the sting of another beat down. Irregardless and irrespective of you using a silly and stupid word like unpeel, we'll simply focus on your stupidity in this thread. Addressing all your bullshit and stupidity in one post is way too much for anyone to want to read.

> It was stated above that there was
> nothing but price to keep Trader Joe's from
> selling estate grown Kona. It was stated that
> there no such thing as a $12 pound of estate-grown
> Kona.

It was also stated, "what they and most other outlets market is what they call their 'Kona blend'."

Clearly they market something more than just their Kona Blend. They offer 100% Kona coffee. Once again, you have been proven to be full of shit.

> $19.99 for 13 ounces is $24.60 per pound.

Which is more than $10/pound less than what you claimed it was. You were off by nearly 30%

> That's not the same as $12 per pound.

Point to a single post where someone said Kona sold for $12/pound. Just one. Nobody made that contention. Ever.

I bought real mayonnaise on sale today for $1.99 for a quart, coming out to about $.031 per tablespoon.

I agree Wrote:
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> I bought real mayonnaise on sale today for $1.99
> for a quart, coming out to about $.031 per
> tablespoon.


You can make some yummy chicken salad sandwiches, and eat them on a new mattress purchased in Vienna Va.

Snacker Wrote:
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> I agree Wrote:
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> > I bought real mayonnaise on sale today for
> $1.99
> > for a quart, coming out to about $.031 per
> > tablespoon.
>
>
> You can make some yummy chicken salad sandwiches,
> and eat them on a new mattress purchased in Vienna
> Va.


Potbelly should have thought of that. It's a great cross-selling opportunity.

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> I see you are still feeling the sting of another
> beat down.

In your wildest and fondest dreams, little boy. Nowhere else. I merely howl over here at your general desperation and ineptitude.

> Irregardless and irrespective of you using a silly
> and stupid word like unpeel...

Suppose you give us your take on ravel/unravel or shelled/unshelled. Or just admit that like so very many other things, your knowledge and understanding of the dimensions of actual English are very, very limited indeed.

> It was also stated, "what they and most other
> outlets market is what they call their 'Kona
> blend'."

Correct.

> Clearly they market something more than just their
> Kona Blend. They offer 100% Kona coffee.

As was plainly noted as a possibility contingent on price.

> Which is more than $10/pound less than what you
> claimed it was. You were off by nearly 30%

Trader Joe's is not a leading purveyor of estate-grown Kona. The price of estate-grown Kona purchased in bulk from farms or combines of farms in Hawaii may change by a few dollars from month to month, but will turn out to be about $35 per pound over any recent time frame. I know this because I make such purchases on a regular basis. Others meanwhile claim like asses to drink Fazenda Santa Ines on a daily basis. Clueless.

> Point to a single post where someone said Kona
> sold for $12/pound. Just one. Nobody made that
> contention. Ever.

I did, dummy. "There is no such thing as a $50 Rolex, and there is no such thing as a $12 pound of estate-grown Kona." Remember that or has the brain shut down yet again?

Yo..Dudes... Nothing to see here about coffee. This is a Vienna mattress thread. Why don't you head over to the Starbucks thread?

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> In your wildest and fondest dreams, little boy.
> Nowhere else.

Everywhere and always. From day one. You, of course, claimed your usual typo bullshit then as well. Then you ran from the thread like the little bitch you are.

> Or just admit that like so
> very many other things, your knowledge and
> understanding of the dimensions of actual English
> are very, very limited indeed.

I know idioms and how to write them. You simply reap what you sew. LOL.

> > It was also stated, "what they and most other
> > outlets market is what they call their 'Kona
> > blend'."
>
> Correct.

Your insinuation was clear. You clearly insinuated this was their ONLY "Kona" coffee.

> Trader Joe's is not a leading purveyor of
> estate-grown Kona. The price of estate-grown Kona
> purchased in bulk from farms or combines of farms
> in Hawaii may change by a few dollars from month
> to month, but will turn out to be about $35 per
> pound over any recent time frame. I know this
> because I make such purchases on a regular basis.

Seems like TJs has a better deal whether they're a leading purveyor or not. Your babbling now is irrelevant.

> I did, dummy. "There is no such thing as a $50
> Rolex, and there is no such thing as a $12 pound
> of estate-grown Kona."

To which nobody contended anything differently. Your later repetition of your claim is meaningless as nobody contested it.

Just admit you fucked up (again).

LOL... Wrote:
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> Suppose you give us your take on ravel/unravel or
> shelled/unshelled. Or just admit that like so
> very many other things, your knowledge and
> understanding of the dimensions of actual English
> are very, very limited indeed.

Oh wow!!! Two more??? Somebody's lights have been turned off here!!! LOL!!!

Fairfax flier Wrote:
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> LOL... Wrote:
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> -----
> > Suppose you give us your take on ravel/unravel
> or
> > shelled/unshelled. Or just admit that like so
> > very many other things, your knowledge and
> > understanding of the dimensions of actual
> English
> > are very, very limited indeed.
>
> Oh wow!!! Two more??? Somebody's lights have been
> turned off here!!! LOL!!!


You don't think anyone's buying it this time around, do you? When you bump and give props to your own post, just how pathetic do you feel? Does it give you a momentary sense if satisfaction until the reality of just how miserable your existence is sinks in? You really are pitiful.

Yo Mr. Bigshot Kona, you should be thanking this dude for telling you where you can get your precious coffee at a cheaper price and no have to get it shipped to you. I can see why you'd be pissed because he made you look like a fool, but he did show you how to get your beans cheaper and more convenient.

nobody's buying it Wrote:
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> You don't think anyone's buying it this time
> around, do you? When you bump and give props to
> your own post, just how pathetic do you feel?
> Does it give you a momentary sense if satisfaction
> until the reality of just how miserable your
> existence is sinks in? You really are pitiful.

Here's what I'm buying. You fucked up once and got your ass kicked for it. Then you got it kicked two more DQ Bonus Wrap times. LOL! That's bad, bro, very bad. You've been tied up in knots here and baked like a pretzel. Cry over it all you like, but you lose.

Fairfax flier Wrote:
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> nobody's buying it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You don't think anyone's buying it this time
> > around, do you? When you bump and give props
> to
> > your own post, just how pathetic do you feel?
> > Does it give you a momentary sense if
> satisfaction
> > until the reality of just how miserable your
> > existence is sinks in? You really are pitiful.
>
> Here's what I'm buying. You fucked up once and
> got your ass kicked for it. Then you got it
> kicked two more DQ Bonus Wrap times. LOL! That's
> bad, bro, very bad. You've been tied up in knots
> here and baked like a pretzel. Cry over it all
> you like, but you lose.


Ummm, I'm not the one who used the stupid and silly word unpeel. That would be you. Then again you reap what you sew. Now get your old, impotent, aspie, pathetic ass over to TJs for some coffee.

and then.... Wrote:
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> Fairfax flier Wrote:
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> > nobody's buying it Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You don't think anyone's buying it this time
> > > around, do you? When you bump and give props
> > to
> > > your own post, just how pathetic do you feel?
>
> > > Does it give you a momentary sense if
> > satisfaction
> > > until the reality of just how miserable your
> > > existence is sinks in? You really are
> pitiful.
> >
> > Here's what I'm buying. You fucked up once and
> > got your ass kicked for it. Then you got it
> > kicked two more DQ Bonus Wrap times. LOL!
> That's
> > bad, bro, very bad. You've been tied up in
> knots
> > here and baked like a pretzel. Cry over it all
> > you like, but you lose.
>
>
> Ummm, I'm not the one who used the stupid and
> silly word unpeel. That would be you. Then again
> you reap what you sew. Now get your old,
> impotent, aspie, pathetic ass over to TJs for some
> coffee.

I almost fell off my chair when I read "you reap what you sew." The expression has nothing to do with embroidery.

strunk Wrote:
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> I almost fell off my chair when I read "you reap
> what you sew." The expression has nothing to do
> with embroidery.


Me too. When our local dipshit aka Mr. Unpeel up there wrote it a while back, everyone had a good laugh at his expense. Even funnier was when he claimed it was a "typo." Now, he gets his face rubbed in that pile of dog shit for good measure.

He hasn't posted for 2 days now, I think that fucker is gone for good.

> Point to a single post where someone said Kona
> sold for $12/pound. Just one. Nobody made that
> contention. Ever.

I did, dummy. "There is no such thing as a $50 Rolex, and there is no such thing as a $12 pound of estate-grown Kona." Remember that or has the brain shut down yet again?

______________

If logic were dead, it would be turning over in its grave right about now...

Fairfax flier Wrote:
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> Oh wow!!! Two more??? Somebody's lights have been
> turned off here!!! LOL!!!

He's the one from Falls Church. Don't expect much from there on any front.

Strunk & White Wrote:
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> Fairfax flier Wrote:
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> > Oh wow!!! Two more??? Somebody's lights have
> been
> > turned off here!!! LOL!!!
>
> He's the one from Falls Church. Don't expect much
> from there on any front.


Still butthurt? It's ok for you to give up after you've been so thoroughly humiliated! Settle in with a nice cup of TJs Kona.

The pile of dog shit comment was priceless. So fitting for our resident asswipe.

and then.... Wrote:
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> Ummm, I'm not the one who used the stupid and
> silly word unpeel. That would be you. Then again
> you reap what you sew. Now get your old, impotent,
> aspie, pathetic ass over to TJs for some coffee.

Unpeeled ... unraveled ... unshelled.

You have had your ass crammed, dumbshit.

plowed in Wrote:
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> Still butthurt? It's ok for you to give up after
> you've been so thoroughly humiliated! Settle in
> with a nice cup of TJs Kona.

Two more words that you don't understand: ineptitude and ineffectiveness. Just sayin'...

Fairfax flier Wrote:
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> plowed in Wrote:
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> > Still butthurt? It's ok for you to give up
> after
> > you've been so thoroughly humiliated! Settle
> in
> > with a nice cup of TJs Kona.
>
> Two more words that you don't understand:
> ineptitude and ineffectiveness. Just sayin'...

Sure I do. I've seen you in action!

QUESTION: According to Census Quick Facts tabulations of "Median Household Income, 2009-2013", where would the City of Falls Church rank if it were added to the following group of area communities?

Ashburn, Bambleton, Cascades, Dranesville, Dunn Loring, Fairfax Station, Floris, Fort Hunt, Franklin Farms, Gainesville, Great Falls, Kings Park West, Kingstowne, Lake Barcroft, Linton Hall, Lowes Island, Mantua, McLean, Montclair, Mount Vernon, Newington, Oakton, Purcellville, South Riding, Vienna, and Wolf Trap.

ANSWER: Dead Last

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QUESTION: Does the City of Falls Church or the Town of Vienna have higher real estate tax rates?
ANSWER: Vienna.

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QUESTION: Who sells estate-grown Kona for $12 a pound?
ANSWER: Nobody

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QUESTION: What's wrong with the word "unpeeled"?
ANSWER: Nothing.

The Asshole Wrote:
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> Sure I do. I've seen you in action!

You're an off-hours chew-toy, dumbass. No effort is required here. It's all just a matter of how long it will take for your tiny tank to be run dry, forcing you to degrade into your lying pathetic butthurt Typo-turd asshole persona. You are simply too dumb to recognize the true degree of your intellectual inferiority.