As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
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I discuss everything
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Date: October 30, 2014 01:28PM
How do they do it?
Re: As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
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circumstances vary
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Date: October 30, 2014 01:29PM
Depends.
Re: As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
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Former child
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Date: October 30, 2014 01:35PM
As a child I would hate long distance
car trips for the very same reason addressed in the topic of this thread.
Re: As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
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the mailman8
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Date: October 30, 2014 02:06PM
Porta potty
Re: As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
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YUcnM
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Date: October 30, 2014 02:32PM
Im over 50 and I shit once a day, every day, usually between 7 and 7:30 am.
It helps to eat a healthy diet and drink lots of water.
It helps to eat a healthy diet and drink lots of water.
Re: As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
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Full of shit
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Date: October 30, 2014 02:46PM
YUcnM Wrote:
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> Im over 50 and I shit once a day, every day,
> usually between 7 and 7:30 am.
>
> It helps to eat a healthy diet and drink lots of
> water.
That will change in a few years. Trust me.
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> Im over 50 and I shit once a day, every day,
> usually between 7 and 7:30 am.
>
> It helps to eat a healthy diet and drink lots of
> water.
That will change in a few years. Trust me.
Re: As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
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Poomp, There It Is
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Date: October 30, 2014 02:59PM
I shit at least twice a day. Once in the early morning, then a follow-up gig between 2-4 hours later. If I eat anything remotely gassy (beans, broccoli, whole wheat), then I usually have (take?) another around 4pm or so. I never produce "logs", but my consistency is pretty much like Hard Times chili (Cinncinati style).
Re: As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
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Fox News
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Date: October 30, 2014 03:29PM
It depends
Re: As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
Posted by:
Otis the Drunk
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Date: October 30, 2014 03:41PM
Poomp, There It Is Wrote:
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> I shit at least twice a day. Once in the early
> morning, then a follow-up gig between 2-4 hours
> later. If I eat anything remotely gassy (beans,
> broccoli, whole wheat), then I usually have
> (take?) another around 4pm or so. I never produce
> "logs", but my consistency is pretty much like
> Hard Times chili (Cinncinati style).
Damn youre full of watery shit!
I always have nice solid logs. Almost no wiping needed.
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Because I can and there's nothing you can do about it
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> I shit at least twice a day. Once in the early
> morning, then a follow-up gig between 2-4 hours
> later. If I eat anything remotely gassy (beans,
> broccoli, whole wheat), then I usually have
> (take?) another around 4pm or so. I never produce
> "logs", but my consistency is pretty much like
> Hard Times chili (Cinncinati style).
Damn youre full of watery shit!
I always have nice solid logs. Almost no wiping needed.
********************************************************************************************************
Because I can and there's nothing you can do about it
Re: As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
Posted by:
G. Connolly
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Date: October 30, 2014 03:53PM
I just let nature run its course. Kinda like the warm, mushy feeling in my seat. When I get to my office, I just wave my pinkie ring at an aide, who cleans it all up.