And a proud canal pal to boot!

Conservatives start protesting Apple and throw that iPhone away now!

Then go get yourself a Chik-Fil-A sandwich.

Oh wait... your iPhone is to convenient so you're going to keep a product made by a Satan bestiality worshiper?

who fucking cares?

This is big news... in 1995! Nowadays, who cares?

It's obvious that Tim came out in the hopes of being invited to the White House to receive a Medal of Freedom (and maybe a quickie) from Obummer.

Conservative Voices! Wrote:
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> Conservatives start protesting Apple and throw
> that iPhone away now!
>
> Then go get yourself a Chik-Fil-A sandwich.
>
> Oh wait... your iPhone is to convenient so you're
> going to keep a product made by a Satan bestiality
> worshiper?

Conservatives are a little more reasonable than that...only gay people protest

It all makes sense now. Now wonder so many faggots wait in line for the lastest Apple crap when it comes out.

Just because libs live in a fantasy world where general faggotry is an accepted norm, doesn't mean the rest of us do.

Hey Conservative Voices, I bet you can suck a bowling ball throw a straw with your tremendous powers of fellatio. Are you bending over for a gang bang now?

Conservative Voices! Wrote:
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> Conservatives start protesting Apple and throw
> that iPhone away now!
>
> Then go get yourself a Chik-Fil-A sandwich.
>
> Oh wait... your iPhone is to convenient so you're
> going to keep a product made by a Satan bestiality
> worshiper?

Liberals use their I phones to hook up to get some butt fucking. You can probably suck a bowling ball through a straw...

Most the liberals are mad because the new iPhone 6 will not fit in their ass

Biohazard Wrote:
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> Most the liberals are mad because the new iPhone 6
> will not fit in their ass


How did you manage to do it?

Reasonable Wrote:
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> Conservatives are a little more reasonable than
> that...only gay people protest

Somebody should have told Glenn Beck that before he made himself into such an asshole with that jerkwad "Restoring Honor" rally. What a farce!

Liberals Like to Get Butt Fucked Wrote:
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>
> Liberals use their I phones to hook up to get some
> butt fucking. You can probably suck a bowling
> ball through a straw...


There's an app for that!

Tell us Wrote:
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> Biohazard Wrote:
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> > Most the liberals are mad because the new iPhone
> 6
> > will not fit in their ass
>
>
> How did you manage to do it?

Your mom bent right on over, but I saw she already had an ipad up there as well so it was an easy fit.