Has the Flu arrived early ? I had a sinus infection coughing like crazy, some of my friends have it too I had no fever but a friend has it with a fever.Got a flu shot but was after it hit me. Dr. gave me antibiotics and predisone to dry it up. Any body else got this?

You have Ebola

I have a cold. People get sick all the time. The flu shot had nothing to do with your sinus infection. Go buy some Kleenex. No, the flu has not arrived early.

Ebola.

Please report to 6888 Elm St. Suite 1C McLean, VA 22101.

If that's too far then go directly to 11200 Lee Highway STE C-2 Fairfax, VA 22030.

Oct allergies are very common.

Many have Pine allergies and do not even understand they have them.

Also many people have allergies that flare up when the leaves drop off the trees.

Typical mid to late Oct problem in this area.

Patient: Doctor, do I have seasonal allergies, or, have I contracted EEEEEEEBOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA?!!!!!!

Am I going to sneeze and use a shitload of Kleenex, or, IS MY FAMILY GOING TO DON HAZMAT SUITS WHEN THEY COME TO SEE ME DIE IN UNBELIEVABLE DELERIUM AND FEVERED MADNESS?

Doctor: Here's a prescription for something that will help with the allergy, and, bro, stop watching Fox News and CNN.



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You have Obamacare. One of the symptoms is complaining about every little physical ailment.

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Do some get fevers and others not from the same virus?? I though the same symptoms affect every one be it fever, cough, nose trouble if the virus is the same.

It varies.