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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: satellite vs. map ()
Date: October 23, 2014 09:45AM

Eagle Eye Wrote:
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> As shoe still can't read a map Wrote:
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> > 75 feet separates the two.
>
> Since the map is presumably to scale, that would
> make the 4+ lanes of Lee Highway be about ten feet
> across. I've driven through there, and it's more
> than that.

http://goo.gl/maps/TkpPf

Better? Looks to scale to me. The lanes appear to be the standard 10-12 feet wide each and the distance still appears to be 75 feet.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: AHole Owned Again ()
Date: October 23, 2014 11:10AM

satellite vs. map Wrote:
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> Eagle Eye Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As shoe still can't read a map Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 75 feet separates the two.
> >
> > Since the map is presumably to scale, that
> would
> > make the 4+ lanes of Lee Highway be about ten
> feet
> > across. I've driven through there, and it's
> more
> > than that.
>
> http://goo.gl/maps/TkpPf
>
> Better? Looks to scale to me. The lanes appear
> to be the standard 10-12 feet wide each and the
> distance still appears to be 75 feet.


Looks clear enough to me. Asshole Spotter owned again!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Eagle Eye ()
Date: October 23, 2014 11:31AM

satellite vs. map Wrote:
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> Better?

It looks just the same as the other map to me. 75 feet is just plain wrong. You can't even see the Budget Inn from the road. It's way off the main drag. You've apparently been arguing an unwinnable case here for days. What's wrong with you?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: satellite vs. map ()
Date: October 23, 2014 11:41AM

Eagle Eye Wrote:
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> satellite vs. map Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Better?
>
> It looks just the same as the other map to me. 75
> feet is just plain wrong. You can't even see the
> Budget Inn from the road.

You may need to get your eyes checked there, eagle eye.

Both hotels are plainly visible from the street view.

http://goo.gl/maps/0WgZ0

The Budget Inn is the Yellow one on the right and the Quarry Inn is on the left. In fact, on the left side, you can see where the Budget Inn comes very close to the Quarry Inn Looks like it might just be a tree or two between them.

Do you have a good eye care professional? If not, I can recommend one to you.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Fairfax Prostitute ()
Date: October 23, 2014 11:53AM

If you spent as much time arguing about distances between landmarks as you could on paying me to fuck you, I would long be retired from the business!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: NjHD4 ()
Date: October 23, 2014 11:55AM

Fairfax Prostitute Wrote:
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> If you spent as much time arguing about distances
> between landmarks as you could on paying me to
> fuck you, I would long be retired from the
> business!

You are probably working out of the Budget Inn or Quarry Inn!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Fairfax Prostitute ()
Date: October 23, 2014 12:02PM

NjHD4 Wrote:
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>
> You are probably working out of the Budget Inn or
> Quarry Inn!

Very observant - I will give you a 25% discount if you find me

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: ,,,,,,, ()
Date: October 23, 2014 12:18PM

Fairfax Prostitute Wrote:
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> If you spent as much time arguing about distances
> between landmarks as you could on paying me to
> fuck you, I would long be retired from the
> business!


Asshole spotter can't get it up. He has no need for your services.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Fairfax Prostitute ()
Date: October 23, 2014 01:11PM

,,,,,,, Wrote:
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>
> Asshole spotter can't get it up. He has no need
> for your services.


With a name like Asshole Spotter, assume he fancies strap on play? The cost is the same and I have various sizes and girths for his pleasure. Come see me limp boy ;)

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Middle School Alert ()
Date: October 23, 2014 11:41PM

Eighth graders -- they all think they're cool.
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: October 24, 2014 12:08AM

Hey Asshole! Can you just start a new thread so this subject line doesn’t keep popping up? I hate to be reminded. Please.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: pedo alert ()
Date: October 24, 2014 12:48AM

Middle School Alert Wrote:
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> Eighth graders -- they all think they're cool.
> .


Who has pictures of 8th graders? Except for pedos and possibly their parents? Parents, of course, wouldn't post them online, so that leaves only one option.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Eagle Eye ()
Date: October 24, 2014 07:19PM

satellite vs. map Wrote:
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> > Eagle Eye Wrote:
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> > It looks just the same as the other map to me. 75
> > feet is just plain wrong.

> You may need to get your eyes checked there, eagle eye.

No, my eyes are actually fine. There are 4 lanes, 2 gutters, and a 4-foot center divider. Width of 29 at that pint is about 55 feet. No way your 75-foot claim could be correct given that, so I stopped in on my way home this evening.

Not only would your claim of a 75-foot driving distance be off by a factor of 4-5, but attempting to follow such a direct route would require one to drive over the edge of a cliff. Not a small cliff. A significant cliff. One caused by the presence there of Tripp Run. That has water in it.

The only actual way to drive from the Budget Inn to the Quarry Inn is to go back down the access road, turn right Onto 29, drive past a group of unrelated buildings, then turn right into the Quarry Inn parking lot. Conservatively, it's at least 600 feet all in all. All your claims are bullshit.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: satellite vs. map ()
Date: October 25, 2014 03:35PM

Eagle Eye Wrote:
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> satellite vs. map Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > > Eagle Eye Wrote:
> > >
> --------------------------------------------------
> -
> > > It looks just the same as the other map to me.
> 75
> > > feet is just plain wrong.
>
> > You may need to get your eyes checked there,
> eagle eye.
>
> No, my eyes are actually fine.

If they are fine, how come you claim you can't see the Budget Inn from the road? It is clearly visible in the street view link and that was a picture taken from the road.

> There are 4 lanes,
> 2 gutters, and a 4-foot center divider. Width of
> 29 at that pint is about 55 feet. No way your
> 75-foot claim could be correct given that, so I
> stopped in on my way home this evening.

You actually went there to check it out? LOL! Sounds like a fun way to start your weekend. Do you make any other road trips based on inane arguments on FFXU threads?

Anyway. Google driving directions and the map scale both indicate it is 75 feet. Sorry if I take their word for it over some mindless asshole on FFXU. I have proven my point with maps and photographs. You have offered no such proof. In fact, your claim that you can't see the Budget Inn is thoroughly debunked by the street view picture where both hotels are visible from the street in the same shot.

> Not only would your claim of a 75-foot driving
> distance be off by a factor of 4-5, but attempting
> to follow such a direct route would require one to
> drive over the edge of a cliff. Not a small
> cliff. A significant cliff. One caused by the
> presence there of Tripp Run. That has water in
> it.

First, it is called Tripps Run. Second, Tripps Run does not bisect either property in question. Nor does it separate the two. Rather, it runs through the Sisler Stone property which is one parcel down from the two properties in question. The two properties of the hotel are adjoining. Do you not agree with that?

Finally, there is no such cliff. Also, the point was being made that the two properties are much closer than the "blocks away" bullshit lie being spewed by some.

> The only actual way to drive from the Budget Inn
> to the Quarry Inn is to go back down the access
> road,

That's not an access road, it is called a parking lot. Ever hear of one of those. They are usually pretty easy spot as they have white lines indicating the parking spaces. You can clearly see the lines in the street view and the satellite photos.

An access road is something you find in many areas along Rt. 50. There is one for the West Falls Shopping Center a bit down the road from this location, but there is no access road at the spot in question.

If you were familiar with the area, you'd probably recall that up until a few years ago, much of that rather large parking lot was the site of the Budget Inn swimming pool. A few years ago, they tore it up, filled it in and paved over it. That is why you have a rather large parking lot for a hotel that would never attract enough customers to fill that lot.

> turn right Onto 29, drive past a group of
> unrelated buildings,

There is exactly ONE building that you would drive past. It is the Karaoke Inn that is located in the aforementioned parking lot.

> then turn right into the
> Quarry Inn parking lot. Conservatively, it's at
> least 600 feet all in all.

Or I could walk the 20 or so feet between the two lots. Or I could run a 75 foot tape measure between the closest point of the two buildings.

> All your claims are
> bullshit.

All of my claims are backed up with photographic and cartographic evidence. You, on the other hand incorrectly stated the the Budget Inn is not visible from the street. You failed to correctly identify the location of Tripps Run. You claimed there was a group of buildings, when in fact there is exactly one. I think we know who the bullshitter is, liar.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: He's a limp dick fool ()
Date: October 27, 2014 01:15AM

,,,,,,, Wrote:
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> Fairfax Prostitute Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you spent as much time arguing about
> distances
> > between landmarks as you could on paying me to
> > fuck you, I would long be retired from the
> > business!
>
>
> Asshole spotter can't get it up. He has no need
> for your services.

What a flaccid fool.....

floppy.gif.

Henry_Rollins.gif.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Oaktonite ()
Date: October 27, 2014 07:27AM

Uh-oh. Looks like somebody was ignored over the weekend and isn't very happy about it. Troll-bumps result.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Fairlaker ()
Date: October 27, 2014 07:38AM

At least it's not obvious or anything.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Justsayn ()
Date: October 27, 2014 07:50AM

He's a limp dick fool Wrote:
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> ,,,,,,, Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fairfax Prostitute Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > If you spent as much time arguing about
> > distances
> > > between landmarks as you could on paying me
> to
> > > fuck you, I would long be retired from the
> > > business!
> >
> >
> > Asshole spotter can't get it up. He has no
> need
> > for your services.
>
> What a flaccid fool.....
>
>

Would that be arguing about paying you to fuck him? Cause I don't think you could retire on hot air

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Oaktonite ()
Date: October 27, 2014 08:12AM

Looks like the goobers can get a bit ornery when pwned.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Troll #1.2 ()
Date: October 27, 2014 11:06AM

Oaktonite Wrote:
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> Uh-oh. Looks like somebody was ignored over the
> weekend and isn't very happy about it.
> Troll-bumps result.

Too busy watching foosball Bobby?
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Oaktonite ()
Date: October 27, 2014 11:32AM

Troll #1.2 Wrote:
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> Too busy watching foosball Bobby?

Watched Bumgarner do a nice number. This football stuff though is all just a low-grade militaristic land-aggression-based media circus designed attract the eyeballs of those who are devoid of any serious intellectual capacity. Might be right up your alley though.

The troll-bumps meanwhile were glaring. There was muoy butthurt in the air this morning.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: da judge ()
Date: October 27, 2014 11:34AM

Not sure why the bumps. "satellite vs. map" settled it with pics and maps. Asshole Spotter was left standing with his forever flaccid dick in his hand.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Taint ()
Date: October 27, 2014 11:45AM

Asshole Spotter pulled out his dick and look what happened.
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter Neighbor ()
Date: October 27, 2014 12:10PM

Miss the days of Asshole Spotter joking with the trains. Now we only have memories - enjoy!
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Oaktonite ()
Date: October 27, 2014 09:16PM

Wow! Somebody went through a really stressful half-hour before lunch. Hopefully, we didn't pop a blood vessel in the brain out there.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Oaktonite has a lil limp dick ()
Date: October 28, 2014 11:36AM

Oaktonite Wrote:
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> Wow! Somebody went through a really stressful
> half-hour before lunch. Hopefully, we didn't pop
> a blood vessel in the brain out there.


You should be more worried about the blood vessels in your wiener. You know, the ones you can't fill in order to make a erection.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter Sleep Deprived? ()
Date: October 28, 2014 11:54AM

Sounds like somebody needs to go shopping at one of the many mattress stores in Vienna, and buy a premium mattress that will guarantee a dreamy night's sleep...

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Oaktonite ()
Date: October 28, 2014 12:15PM

Oaktonite has a lil limp dick Wrote:
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> You should be more worried about the blood vessels
> in your wiener. You know, the ones you can't fill
> in order to make a erection.

High class stuff. Best you've got, I assume? I'd say that someone ought to be out here denying any connection to you. But that's not going to happen. It would violate the Low-life Code, after all.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: You have a lil limp wee wee ()
Date: October 28, 2014 03:52PM

Oaktonite Wrote:
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> Oaktonite has a lil limp dick Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You should be more worried about the blood
> vessels
> > in your wiener. You know, the ones you can't
> fill
> > in order to make a erection.
>
> High class stuff. Best you've got, I assume? I'd
> say that someone ought to be out here denying any
> connection to you. But that's not going to
> happen. It would violate the Low-life Code, after
> all.


LOL. Your the last person to be talking about class. You're a scum sucking bottom feeding asshole. You're the dog shit on the underside of a pair of wing tips. You're a liar. Oh, and you're impotent.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Eagle Eye ()
Date: October 28, 2014 04:02PM

satellite vs. map Wrote:
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> If they are fine, how come you claim you can't see
> the Budget Inn from the road? It is clearly
> visible in the street view link and that was a
> picture taken from the road.

Wow! You're just a douchebag in general, aren't you? I live in Fairfax and work in Ballston. I drive through Falls Church a lot. The roads and traffic are bad enough in that stretch that those are what my perfectly good eyes need to focus on most. But drive past anywhere often enough, and you'll come to have some familiarity with it.

I saw your comments about 75 feet. They made no sense to me. I looked it up on an ADC map, and then other maps were posted here from the internet. They ALL suggested that your claims were the nonsense I originally suspected. But on the theory of best evidence, I stopped and personally inspected the area Friday evening. That survey quickly confirmed that you are not just wrong, but lying. Whether deliberately or through simple ignorance I could not say, but your claims are most definitely bullshit.

You will not see the Budget Inn from most parts of Route-29. It is visible as such only from particular vantage points. Buildings that actually do front on Route-29, trees, and the edge of the cliff that the Budget Inn sits well back from obscure most of the view from that far away.

> You actually went there to check it out? LOL!

Yes, I did. And those five minutes added to an ordinary commute home were quite enough to suggest that you might be just a miserable liar.

> Sounds like a fun way to start your weekend. Do you
> make any other road trips based on inane arguments
> on FFXU threads?

I did have a nice weekend, thank you. Meanwhile, your arguments have indeed been inane, being pretty much what one would expect to hear from a miserable liar. And as noted, the "road trip" was one I was making anyway.

> First, it is called Tripps Run. Second, Tripps
> Run does not bisect either property in question.
> Nor does it separate the two. Rather, it runs
> through the Sisler Stone property which is one
> parcel down from the two properties in question.
> The two properties of the hotel are adjoining. Do
> you not agree with that?

Fine. What then is the name of the Tripps Run tributary that runs along the base of the cliff that one would plunge over when attempting to drive from the Budget Inn to the Quarry Inn without first going back out onto Route-29?

> Finally, there is no such cliff.

Dude, I stood on top of it. It is quite a significant drop. It is not a slope. It is a cliff, plain and simple. Your claim is pure douchebag bullshit.

> Also, the point was being made that the two properties
> are much closer than the "blocks away" bullshit lie being
> spewed by some.

A block in New York City is 264 feet. In the Midwest, a standard of 330 feet is common. By either measure, the Budget Inn is a block or more away from the road, and the as-the-crow-flies distance between the entrances to the two motels would be approaching two blocks. Even though such rough estimates are more than enough to make a fool of you, perhaps I'll stop off again on Friday to obtain more precise data. Might be a good chance to snap some sunset pix of the scenic cliff as well. You might want to have some prefab lies ready, just in case.

> That's not an access road, it is called a parking lot.
> Ever hear of one of those. They are usually pretty easy
> to spot as they have white lines indicating the parking
> spaces. You can clearly see the lines in the street
> view and the satellite photos.

It is an access road. It exists only to provide automobile access from Route-29. It allows cars to drive past the buildings that have actual frontage on Route-29, then make the multi-story ascent up to the top of the cliff, and finally proceed across a broad plateau to the point where the Budget Inn Office is located. There is nothing else up there. There is no other means of access.

> If you were familiar with the area, you'd probably
> recall that up until a few years ago, much of that
> rather large parking lot was the site of the
> Budget Inn swimming pool. A few years ago, they
> tore it up, filled it in and paved over it.

Interesting. That would explain why the Budget Inn is set so far back from the edge of the cliff, which along with assorted trees and buildings, makes the place all but invisible to passing motorists on Route-29.

> There is exactly ONE building that you would drive
> past. It is the Karaoke Inn that is located in
> the aforementioned parking lot.

You may be referring to the now long-defunct Karaoke Idol Restaurant, the remains of which still stand next door to those of an equally defunct one-time sub and pizza shop. When was the last time YOU took a "road trip" over there, anyway?

> ...Or I could walk the 20 or so feet between the two
> lots. Or I could run a 75 foot tape measure
> between the closest point of the two buildings.

No, you couldn't. You would be too seriously injured in the fall. Emergency personnel would be called. You would be packed up and driven off to a trauma room, just like on TV.

> All of my claims are backed up with photographic
> and cartographic evidence. You, on the other hand
> incorrectly stated the the Budget Inn is not
> visible from the street. You failed to correctly
> identify the location of Tripps Run. You claimed
> there was a group of buildings, when in fact there
> is exactly one. I think we know who the
> bullshitter is, liar.

Once again, I have been there. All your claims are simply bullshit. Your are just a douchebag internet fraud. Have a nice afternoon and evening though.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Falls Hill ()
Date: October 28, 2014 05:29PM

causeican Wrote:
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> Hey Asshole! Can you just start a new thread so
> this subject line doesn’t keep popping up? I
> hate to be reminded. Please.

Why don't you just NOT READ any of it? You're like Jimmy Swaggart complaining about prostitution while doing "God's work" with them all the time. And as a simple lurker most of the time, I've rather enjoyed this thread. Overtones of a couple of others that I've also enjoyed. The poor victims seem to think it's all the same guy, but no matter how many of them there are, there are folks who wield the knife really well on the loose in here. It's a pleasure to watch. At least for some of us.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Falls Hill ()
Date: October 28, 2014 05:32PM

pedo alert Wrote:
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> Who has pictures of 8th graders?

The internet? I'm just guessing of course.

Okay, time to go home. Back to lurk-mode now.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: da jury ()
Date: October 28, 2014 05:40PM

da judge Wrote:
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> Not sure why the bumps. "satellite vs. map"
> settled it with pics and maps.

He's -- I mean, you've been called out on all of it. By a vote of 12-0, we don't think you're going to be able to find a way out of this mess, yer honner.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Oaktonite ()
Date: October 28, 2014 05:48PM

Eagle Eye Wrote:
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> Once again, I have been there. All your claims
> are simply bullshit. Your are just a douchebag
> internet fraud. Have a nice afternoon and evening
> though.

Uh-oh...we got CONTROVERSY! Right here in River City. Cliff controversy! Creek controversy! Karaoke controversy! I wonder who's holding all the trump cards this time?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: facts are facts ()
Date: October 28, 2014 06:05PM

For the newbies: Actually ... = Asshole Spotter = I smell smoke = Eagle Eye = Oaktonite = ....

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Newbie ()
Date: October 28, 2014 06:34PM

Thanks, that's very helpful. Now could you please list all the names you've ever used? Or is "facts are facts" the only one?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Hilarious ()
Date: October 28, 2014 07:10PM

Dumb fucker has to make up friends. lmao

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: another ()
Date: October 28, 2014 07:27PM

facts are facts Wrote:
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> For the newbies: Actually ... = Asshole Spotter =
> I smell smoke = Eagle Eye = Oaktonite = ....

= Falls Hill = ...

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Actually... ()
Date: October 28, 2014 07:35PM

Newbie Wrote:
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> Thanks, that's very helpful. Now could you please
> list all the names you've ever used? Or is "facts
> are facts" the only one?

LOL! On just the first page of this one thread, he used the following...

Mr. Conductor, Asshole Spotter Spotter, Rail Spike, Asshole Spotter ... (ain't the extra three dots clever), Assshole Spotter (aka 3-S guy), Sesquipedalian Sycophant (yeah, overreach), Saratoga & Schenechtady, NS Club, Warren Buffett, Asshole Spotter Mom, Upper Hand, Cartographer, Trainwreck, More BS Lies from the Asshole, Dumshit Still Can't Read a Map, They Are Neighbors, Geography Ain't His Thing, Maps Are Hard for This Tard, After Losing/Tard Goes Crazy, They Live There Rent Free, Cartography Lesson for the Tard, Asshole Spotter Neighbor, Just One Person, 75 Feet Exactly, and As Shoe Still Can't Read a Map. There have been more on Page-2 of course (starting with Satellite vs Map) and there have been further dozens in other threads where he has also received a thrashing.

So now you know.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Actually... ()
Date: October 28, 2014 07:43PM

Cliff...Creek...Karaoke...
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: good day for fishing ()
Date: October 28, 2014 07:49PM

Actually... Wrote:
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> Newbie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks, that's very helpful. Now could you
> please
> > list all the names you've ever used? Or is
> "facts
> > are facts" the only one?
>
> LOL! On just the first page of this one thread,
> he used the following...
>
> Mr. Conductor, Asshole Spotter Spotter, Rail
> Spike, Asshole Spotter ... (ain't the extra three
> dots clever), Assshole Spotter (aka 3-S guy),
> Sesquipedalian Sycophant (yeah, overreach),
> Saratoga & Schenechtady, NS Club, Warren Buffett,
> Asshole Spotter Mom, Upper Hand, Cartographer,
> Trainwreck, More BS Lies from the Asshole, Dumshit
> Still Can't Read a Map, They Are Neighbors,
> Geography Ain't His Thing, Maps Are Hard for This
> Tard, After Losing/Tard Goes Crazy, They Live
> There Rent Free, Cartography Lesson for the Tard,
> Asshole Spotter Neighbor, Just One Person, 75 Feet
> Exactly, and As Shoe Still Can't Read a Map.
> There have been more on Page-2 of course (starting
> with Satellite vs Map) and there have been further
> dozens in other threads where he has also received
> a thrashing.
>
> So now you know.

Actually ... has now revealed the entire set of posts on the first page that were not his. That is quite an admission.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Actually... ()
Date: October 28, 2014 08:38PM

good day for fishing Wrote:
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> Actually ... has now revealed the entire set of
> posts on the first page that were not his. That
> is quite an admission.

You're just a transparent sham, asshole.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Harvey ()
Date: October 28, 2014 08:50PM

Actually... Wrote:
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> good day for fishing Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Actually ... has now revealed the entire set of
> > posts on the first page that were not his.
> That
> > is quite an admission.
>
> You're just a transparent sham, asshole.



Actually... you are.


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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Actually... ()
Date: October 28, 2014 09:23PM

Still...
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Actually... ()
Date: October 28, 2014 09:48PM

Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum

Out in Merrifield
We pay lots for our meals
And leave a nice tip for that sweet Heather.
We don't need to fib
To seem like we're glib
We already got all our shit together, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't cry. But keep a sharp eye
You got to watch for teenage douchebags

Come on, take my hand. We'll travel east into douchebag-land
Put on your hat and prepare for great disorder.
There's holes in the ground.
And unintelligent sound.
Let's push right on through it
Before we get deported.

Teenage douchebags
Watch out for teenage douchebags,
Teenage douchebags, oh yeah
Teenage douchebags

They're all worthless!!!

© Asshole Spotter, 2014
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: satellite vs. map ()
Date: October 29, 2014 10:02AM

Eagle Eye Wrote:
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> Wow! You're just a douchebag in general, aren't
> you?

No, that'd be you and more than a few of your multiple personalities.

> I live in Fairfax and work in Ballston.

You should take 50. Fewer traffic lights and a higher speed limit. Not really surprising you take the long way home.

> I drive through Falls Church a lot. The roads and
> traffic are bad enough in that stretch that those
> are what my perfectly good eyes need to focus on
> most.

Through Falls Church, the speed limit is 30. A geriatric can navigate it fairly well and still notice the businesses that are visible from the street.

> But drive past anywhere often enough, and
> you'll come to have some familiarity with it.

It appears you haven't become all that familiar with it though as your claim that the Budget Inn is not visible from the street, which it clearly is.

> I saw your comments about 75 feet. They made no
> sense to me.

Because you just aren't too bright.

> I looked it up on an ADC map, and
> then other maps were posted here from the
> internet. They ALL suggested that your claims
> were the nonsense I originally suspected.

Not if you know how to use a map. Do you know what a map scale is? Do you know how to use it?

http://goo.gl/maps/PZvby

> But on the theory of best evidence, I stopped and
> personally inspected the area Friday evening.

Likely a lie, but let's play along just to prove you wrong (again).

> That survey quickly confirmed that you are not
> just wrong, but lying. Whether deliberately or
> through simple ignorance I could not say, but your
> claims are most definitely bullshit.

They are 100% true as supported by photographic and cartographic evidence linked to in these posts. You have no such evidence put forward on your behalf. Nada, zip, zilch, zero.

> You will not see the Budget Inn from most parts of
> Route-29. It is visible as such only from
> particular vantage points.

http://goo.gl/maps/4QAOS

Is it visible from this shot? Yes or no.

http://goo.gl/maps/pFwxH

Is it visible from this shot? Yes or no.

http://goo.gl/maps/OZV4D

Is it visible from this shot? Yes or no.

You NEVER qualified your statement that it is only visible from "particular vantage points." You certainly can't see it from the road when you are in Merrifield, but it is plainly visible when you are in front of it. You claimed it wasn't. It is.

> Buildings that
> actually do front on Route-29, trees, and the edge
> of the cliff that the Budget Inn sits well back
> from obscure most of the view from that far away.

It is exactly ONE Building.

See here: http://goo.gl/maps/qRJ2n

http://goo.gl/maps/rFzoy

Do you know how to count? How many buildings are in the Budget Inn parking lot that borders the Quarry Inn? What's that? How many? Name them. There might be 2 doors, but it is still one building. There are 5 doors to my home, but it is still one building.

> Fine. What then is the name of the Tripps Run
> tributary that runs along the base of the cliff
> that one would plunge over when attempting to
> drive from the Budget Inn to the Quarry Inn
> without first going back out onto Route-29?

There is no such tributary and there is no such cliff.

http://goo.gl/maps/cUk2r

In order for your assertion to be true, the three buildings on the Sisler's property (seen to the right in the above picture) would have to be build on the side of a cliff and they aren't.


> Dude, I stood on top of it. It is quite a
> significant drop. It is not a slope. It is a
> cliff, plain and simple. Your claim is pure
> douchebag bullshit.

Nope. Here is a bird's eye link to what you claim is a cliff. No such cliff.

http://binged.it/1zJdSmI

(You can actually see the old pool in the picture).

> A block in New York City is 264 feet. In the
> Midwest, a standard of 330 feet is common. By
> either measure, the Budget Inn is a block or more
> away from the road, and the as-the-crow-flies
> distance between the entrances to the two motels
> would be approaching two blocks.

You have offered no proof. In fact, what you have offered has been refuted to the point that you should be embarrassed.

> Even though such
> rough estimates are more than enough to make a
> fool of you, perhaps I'll stop off again on Friday
> to obtain more precise data.

Why Friday? Isn't it part of your daily commute?

> Might be a good
> chance to snap some sunset pix of the scenic cliff
> as well. You might want to have some prefab lies
> ready, just in case.

No need for lies when every map and photograph I have produced more than proves that a mere 75 feet separate the two buildings.

> > That's not an access road, it is called a
> parking lot.
> > Ever hear of one of those. They are usually
> pretty easy
> > to spot as they have white lines indicating the
> parking
> > spaces. You can clearly see the lines in the
> street
> > view and the satellite photos.
>
> It is an access road.

Wrong. You clearly don't know what an access road is. An access road is also known as a frontage road. In order for it to qualify as one, it would have to run parallel to Rte. 29.

> It exists only to provide
> automobile access from Route-29. It allows cars
> to drive past the buildings that have actual
> frontage on Route-29,

There is only one building. The photos prove that. If you have other photographic evidence to the contrary, please provide it here. If not, stop lying about it.

> then make the multi-story
> ascent up to the top of the cliff,

A topographic map does not indicate the presence of this alleged cliff.

https://maps.google.com/gallery/details?id=z4f-ZuCLmiKg.kUOos96GzVzs&hl=en

> Interesting. That would explain why the Budget
> Inn is set so far back from the edge of the cliff,
> which along with assorted trees and buildings,
> makes the place all but invisible to passing
> motorists on Route-29.

One building and a few trees. Please name the buildings if you contend there are more than one.

> You may be referring to the now long-defunct
> Karaoke Idol Restaurant, the remains of which
> still stand next door to those of an equally
> defunct one-time sub and pizza shop. When was the
> last time YOU took a "road trip" over there,
> anyway?

It appears more recent than you despite your obvious lie that you went there last Friday.

> No, you couldn't. You would be too seriously
> injured in the fall. Emergency personnel would be
> called. You would be packed up and driven off to
> a trauma room, just like on TV.

I would be on flat land at the bottom of the two lots. Besides, the slight hill is not the cliff you make it out to be. Maps have been provided to refute your lies.

> Once again, I have been there.

If true, it indicates you are an even bigger idiot than you seem to be.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: First Law of Holes ()
Date: October 29, 2014 10:43AM

When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. The one you're currently in is deeper than the one at Tinner Hill. But I'm not going to cut in line.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Cliffbar ()
Date: October 29, 2014 10:47AM

First Law of Holes Wrote:
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> When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
> The one you're currently in is deeper than the one
> at Tinner Hill. But I'm not going to cut in line.


http://binged.it/102hCin

75 feet between the two buildings.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Internet Ref ()
Date: October 29, 2014 01:36PM

satellite vs. map Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Eagle Eye Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Wow! You're just a douchebag in general,
> aren't
> > you?
>
> No, that'd be you and more than a few of your
> multiple personalities.
>
> > I live in Fairfax and work in Ballston.
>
> You should take 50. Fewer traffic lights and a
> higher speed limit. Not really surprising you
> take the long way home.
>
> > I drive through Falls Church a lot. The roads
> and
> > traffic are bad enough in that stretch that
> those
> > are what my perfectly good eyes need to focus
> on
> > most.
>
> Through Falls Church, the speed limit is 30. A
> geriatric can navigate it fairly well and still
> notice the businesses that are visible from the
> street.
>
> > But drive past anywhere often enough, and
> > you'll come to have some familiarity with it.
>
> It appears you haven't become all that familiar
> with it though as your claim that the Budget Inn
> is not visible from the street, which it clearly
> is.
>
> > I saw your comments about 75 feet. They made
> no
> > sense to me.
>
> Because you just aren't too bright.
>
> > I looked it up on an ADC map, and
> > then other maps were posted here from the
> > internet. They ALL suggested that your claims
> > were the nonsense I originally suspected.
>
> Not if you know how to use a map. Do you know
> what a map scale is? Do you know how to use it?
>
> http://goo.gl/maps/PZvby
>
> > But on the theory of best evidence, I stopped
> and
> > personally inspected the area Friday evening.
>
> Likely a lie, but let's play along just to prove
> you wrong (again).
>
> > That survey quickly confirmed that you are not
> > just wrong, but lying. Whether deliberately or
> > through simple ignorance I could not say, but
> your
> > claims are most definitely bullshit.
>
> They are 100% true as supported by photographic
> and cartographic evidence linked to in these
> posts. You have no such evidence put forward on
> your behalf. Nada, zip, zilch, zero.
>
> > You will not see the Budget Inn from most parts
> of
> > Route-29. It is visible as such only from
> > particular vantage points.
>
> http://goo.gl/maps/4QAOS
>
> Is it visible from this shot? Yes or no.
>
> http://goo.gl/maps/pFwxH
>
> Is it visible from this shot? Yes or no.
>
> http://goo.gl/maps/OZV4D
>
> Is it visible from this shot? Yes or no.
>
> You NEVER qualified your statement that it is only
> visible from "particular vantage points." You
> certainly can't see it from the road when you are
> in Merrifield, but it is plainly visible when you
> are in front of it. You claimed it wasn't. It
> is.
>
> > Buildings that
> > actually do front on Route-29, trees, and the
> edge
> > of the cliff that the Budget Inn sits well back
> > from obscure most of the view from that far
> away.
>
> It is exactly ONE Building.
>
> See here: http://goo.gl/maps/qRJ2n
>
> http://goo.gl/maps/rFzoy
>
> Do you know how to count? How many buildings are
> in the Budget Inn parking lot that borders the
> Quarry Inn? What's that? How many? Name them.
> There might be 2 doors, but it is still one
> building. There are 5 doors to my home, but it is
> still one building.
>
> > Fine. What then is the name of the Tripps Run
> > tributary that runs along the base of the cliff
> > that one would plunge over when attempting to
> > drive from the Budget Inn to the Quarry Inn
> > without first going back out onto Route-29?
>
> There is no such tributary and there is no such
> cliff.
>
> http://goo.gl/maps/cUk2r
>
> In order for your assertion to be true, the three
> buildings on the Sisler's property (seen to the
> right in the above picture) would have to be build
> on the side of a cliff and they aren't.
>
>
> > Dude, I stood on top of it. It is quite a
> > significant drop. It is not a slope. It is a
> > cliff, plain and simple. Your claim is pure
> > douchebag bullshit.
>
> Nope. Here is a bird's eye link to what you claim
> is a cliff. No such cliff.
>
> http://binged.it/1zJdSmI
>
> (You can actually see the old pool in the
> picture).
>
> > A block in New York City is 264 feet. In the
> > Midwest, a standard of 330 feet is common. By
> > either measure, the Budget Inn is a block or
> more
> > away from the road, and the as-the-crow-flies
> > distance between the entrances to the two
> motels
> > would be approaching two blocks.
>
> You have offered no proof. In fact, what you have
> offered has been refuted to the point that you
> should be embarrassed.
>
> > Even though such
> > rough estimates are more than enough to make a
> > fool of you, perhaps I'll stop off again on
> Friday
> > to obtain more precise data.
>
> Why Friday? Isn't it part of your daily commute?
>
> > Might be a good
> > chance to snap some sunset pix of the scenic
> cliff
> > as well. You might want to have some prefab
> lies
> > ready, just in case.
>
> No need for lies when every map and photograph I
> have produced more than proves that a mere 75 feet
> separate the two buildings.
>
> > > That's not an access road, it is called a
> > parking lot.
> > > Ever hear of one of those. They are usually
> > pretty easy
> > > to spot as they have white lines indicating
> the
> > parking
> > > spaces. You can clearly see the lines in the
> > street
> > > view and the satellite photos.
> >
> > It is an access road.
>
> Wrong. You clearly don't know what an access road
> is. An access road is also known as a frontage
> road. In order for it to qualify as one, it would
> have to run parallel to Rte. 29.
>
> > It exists only to provide
> > automobile access from Route-29. It allows
> cars
> > to drive past the buildings that have actual
> > frontage on Route-29,
>
> There is only one building. The photos prove
> that. If you have other photographic evidence to
> the contrary, please provide it here. If not,
> stop lying about it.
>
> > then make the multi-story
> > ascent up to the top of the cliff,
>
> A topographic map does not indicate the presence
> of this alleged cliff.
>
> https://maps.google.com/gallery/details?id=z4f-ZuC
> LmiKg.kUOos96GzVzs&hl=en
>
> > Interesting. That would explain why the Budget
> > Inn is set so far back from the edge of the
> cliff,
> > which along with assorted trees and buildings,
> > makes the place all but invisible to passing
> > motorists on Route-29.
>
> One building and a few trees. Please name the
> buildings if you contend there are more than one.
>
> > You may be referring to the now long-defunct
> > Karaoke Idol Restaurant, the remains of which
> > still stand next door to those of an equally
> > defunct one-time sub and pizza shop. When was
> the
> > last time YOU took a "road trip" over there,
> > anyway?
>
> It appears more recent than you despite your
> obvious lie that you went there last Friday.
>
> > No, you couldn't. You would be too seriously
> > injured in the fall. Emergency personnel would
> be
> > called. You would be packed up and driven off
> to
> > a trauma room, just like on TV.
>
> I would be on flat land at the bottom of the two
> lots. Besides, the slight hill is not the cliff
> you make it out to be. Maps have been provided to
> refute your lies.
>
> > Once again, I have been there.
>
> If true, it indicates you are an even bigger idiot
> than you seem to be.



Winner by knockout.


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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Mr Conductor ()
Date: October 29, 2014 03:04PM

I am what I am and that's all that I am! Any reference to Asshole is pure speculation

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Lost my way ()
Date: October 29, 2014 03:15PM

What the hell is this tread about?
I lost track

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Mr Conductor ()
Date: October 29, 2014 04:52PM

Lost my way Wrote:
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> What the hell is this tread about?
> I lost track

Track Safety!

http://www.insidenova.com/headlines/train-versus-vehicle-crashes-prompt-safety-warning/article_aa5ad9e0-5f87-11e4-9d06-e369f0ea2f70.html

Train versus vehicle crashes prompt safety warning
Posted: Wednesday, October 29, 2014 3:00 pm

Police are reminding area residents to drive safely around railroad tracks after a string of recent crashes involving trains and vehicles. On Oct. 23, a train struck a landscaping trailer on U.S. 15 in Haymarket. No one was injured and the train did not derail, police said, but traffic was snarled for several hours.
The next day, Oct. 24, a train struck the rear of a vehicle at the railroad crossing on U.S. 15. There were no injuries in that crash.

This week, on Oct. 28, a vehicle attempting to cross the railroad tracks on Wellington Road in Manassas was struck by a train and had minor damage, Manassas police said. No one was injured.

Between 2011 and 2013, trains struck vehicles five times on U.S. 29 at the tracks near Linton Hall Road in Gainesville. No one was seriously injured in any of the wrecks, which all happened at rush hour and created hours of traffic backups.
Prince William police offered the following tips for drivers:

• Trains and vehicles don’t mix. Never race a train to the crossing because even if you “tie,” you lose.
• The train you see is closer and faster-moving than you think. If you see a train approaching, wait for it to go by before you proceed across the tracks.
• Trains cannot stop quickly. Even if the locomotive engineer sees you, a freight train moving at 55 mph can take a mile or more to stop once the emergency brakes are applied.
• Never drive around lowered gates. It’s both illegal and deadly. If you suspect a crossing signal is malfunctioning call the 800 number posted on or near the crossing signal, or call the police non-emergency number, 703-792-6500.
• Do not get trapped on the tracks. Proceed through a grade crossing only if you are sure you can completely clear the tracks without stopping.
• Get out of your vehicle immediately if it is stopped or stalls on a track with a train coming. Move quickly away from the tracks in the direction from which the train is coming. If you run in the same direction the train is traveling you could be injured by flying debris when the train hits your vehicle.
• Watch for a second train at a multiple-track crossing. One could travel from either direction.
• Look both ways when you need to cross train tracks. When it is safe to cross, do so quickly without stopping. It isn’t safe to stop closer than 15 feet from a rail.
• Always expect a train. Freight trains do not follow set schedules.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: October 29, 2014 05:15PM

Actually... Wrote:
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> Newbie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks, that's very helpful. Now could you
> please
> > list all the names you've ever used? Or is
> "facts
> > are facts" the only one?
>
> LOL! On just the first page of this one thread,
> he used the following...
>
> Mr. Conductor, Asshole Spotter Spotter, Rail
> Spike, Asshole Spotter ... (ain't the extra three
> dots clever), Assshole Spotter (aka 3-S guy),
> Sesquipedalian Sycophant (yeah, overreach),
> Saratoga & Schenechtady, NS Club, Warren Buffett,
> Asshole Spotter Mom, Upper Hand, Cartographer,
> Trainwreck, More BS Lies from the Asshole, Dumshit
> Still Can't Read a Map, They Are Neighbors,
> Geography Ain't His Thing, Maps Are Hard for This
> Tard, After Losing/Tard Goes Crazy, They Live
> There Rent Free, Cartography Lesson for the Tard,
> Asshole Spotter Neighbor, Just One Person, 75 Feet
> Exactly, and As Shoe Still Can't Read a Map.
> There have been more on Page-2 of course (starting
> with Satellite vs Map) and there have been further
> dozens in other threads where he has also received
> a thrashing.
>
> So now you know.

THANK you! That explains it.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 29, 2014 05:51PM

Lost my way Wrote:
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> What the hell is this tread about? I lost track.

Ooooh! I know, I know! It's about the pathetic nature of Teenage Douchebags. And we've got a live one on the line who's about to get his worthless ass kicked across the room yet again. But it's not my honor at the moment. That's a golf term. Bulgogi boy won't understand.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Internet Ref ()
Date: October 29, 2014 05:59PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Lost my way Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What the hell is this tread about? I lost
> track.
>
> Ooooh! I know, I know! It's about the pathetic
> nature of Teenage Douchebags. And we've got a
> live one on the line who's about to get his
> worthless ass kicked across the room yet again.
> But it's not my honor at the moment. That's a
> golf term. Bulgogi boy won't understand.


Summary of this thread.

Asshole in white.


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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: saddam ()
Date: October 29, 2014 06:23PM

Asshole Spotter has declared victory more times than the Iraqi Information Minister.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 29, 2014 06:33PM

Wow! That's pretty big grade change in Cliffbar's picture! Precipitous slope at the top of the frame, but it appears to get only steeper and steeper as you get nearer to the bottom. Some key sections are hidden by trees though. I wonder if Eagle Eye will actually post the conclusive proof over the weekend.
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole bitchslapped again ()
Date: October 29, 2014 06:36PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> But it's not my honor at the moment. That's a
> golf term. Bulgogi boy won't understand.


Had a nice round at BT yesterday and the way I played, the honor was rarely mine. Weather was perfect though.

As for getting your ass kicked across the room, I'd say yours is pretty bruised at the moment.

It is plain for all to see that the Budget Inn is visible from 29 and it is far less than blocks away from the Quarry Inn. I'd tell you that you lost, but you already know that.

Oh, and you can drop the Eagle Eye act.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Cliffbar ()
Date: October 29, 2014 06:41PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Wow! That's pretty big grade change in Cliffbar's
> picture! Precipitous slope at the top of the
> frame, but it appears to get only steeper and
> steeper as you get nearer to the bottom. Some key
> sections are hidden by trees though. I wonder if
> Eagle Eye will actually post the conclusive proof
> over the weekend.


Still ain't a cliff or do you not know the difference between a cliff and a hill. Also, please point out the tributary to Tripps Run that Eagle claimed was there. I don't see evidence of it in the pic. Also, according to the pic, what is the shortest distance between the two buildings? Use the scale in the pic.

It's understandable why you refuse to answer the questions, but only makes you look more like the lil bitch you are.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 29, 2014 06:41PM

Oh, by the way, this stuff is really good! Too bad you can't get it at the Giant in Falls Church.

And I renewed our 2015 Nats season tickets in the club last week. Still too soon to book the Spring Training trip, but looking forward to another strong season already!
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 29, 2014 06:52PM

Cliffbar Wrote:
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> Still ain't a cliff...

Hmmm. From what I see I don't think I'd want to DRIVE over it. Unless I were REALLY desperate to meet some EMT hot chick.

> Also, please point out the tributary to Tripps Run that
> Eagle claimed was there.

No clue on that. You'll have to bide you time like everybody else.

> Also, according to the pic, what
> is the shortest distance between the two
> buildings? Use the scale in the pic.

Looks like straight over the cliff. Not sure if that's advisable though. Eagle Eye seemed a bit taken aback at the mere prospect.

> It's understandable why you refuse to answer the
> questions, but only makes you look more like the
> lil bitch you are.

LOL! You're just a weakling dumbass fucktard toy of mine, you know.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 29, 2014 07:10PM

Asshole bitchslapped again Wrote:
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> Had a nice round at BT yesterday and the way I
> played, the honor was rarely mine. Weather was
> perfect though.

The video game? Cool! You really are quite the bon vivant. Should have topped off the round with drinks at the "Karaoke Inn". LOL!

> It is plain for all to see that the Budget Inn is
> visible from 29 and it is far less than blocks
> away from the Quarry Inn.

Perhaps you would be able to catch enough fleeting glimpses of it from some angles to enable you to conclude that it was still there if you already knew where it was.

> Oh, and you can drop the Eagle Eye act.

You'll have to take that up with him. Assuming that he gives you the chance.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole gets bitchslapped again ()
Date: October 29, 2014 07:11PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Oh, by the way, this stuff is really good! Too bad
> you can't get it at the Giant in Falls Church.

There are a great many things not sold at the Giant in Falls Church or any other Giant for that matter. Do you have a point?

> And I renewed our 2015 Nats season tickets in the
> club last week. Still too soon to book the Spring
> Training trip, but looking forward to another
> strong season already!

Good for you. Even though the Nat's schedule hasn't been released, it is never too early to plan a Spring Training trip. This must be your first one.

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Posted by: Asshole owned again ()
Date: October 29, 2014 07:16PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Asshole bitchslapped again Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Had a nice round at BT yesterday and the way I
> > played, the honor was rarely mine. Weather was
> > perfect though.
>
> The video game? Cool!

Nah, it's a club up in Bethesda. I'd tell you to check it out, but we both know you couldn't pull that off. Besides, you're too impotent to golf.

> You really are quite the
> bon vivant. Should have topped off the round with
> drinks at the "Karaoke Inn". LOL!

Someone on this thread said it was out if business. I'll take your word for it that it is.

> Perhaps you would be able to catch enough fleeting
> glimpses of it from some angles to enable you to
> conclude that it was still there if you already
> knew where it was.

Multiple angles of street view provide more than fleeting glimpses.


> You'll have to take that up with him. Assuming
> that he gives you the chance.

Sure thing.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole is crying now ()
Date: October 29, 2014 07:21PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Cliffbar Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Still ain't a cliff...
>
> Hmmm. From what I see I don't think I'd want to
> DRIVE over it. Unless I were REALLY desperate to
> meet some EMT hot chick.

Which still doesn't make it a cliff. Besides, who said you had to drive over it? Oh that's right, your out if shape ass can't walk anywhere.

> > Also, please point out the tributary to Tripps
> Run that
> > Eagle claimed was there.
>
> No clue on that. You'll have to bide you time
> like everybody else.

I'll be sure to do it with bated breath while you think of an excuse to weasel your way out of it. LOL.

> Looks like straight over the cliff. Not sure if
> that's advisable though. Eagle Eye seemed a bit
> taken aback at the mere prospect.

Yeah, and he was wrong about it being visible from the street, the number if buildings and some imaginary tributary. Besides, cliff or no cliff, it is a mere 75 feet between the buildings, which is far less than "blocks away."

> > It's understandable why you refuse to answer
> the
> > questions, but only makes you look more like
> the
> > lil bitch you are.
>
> LOL! You're just a weakling dumbass fucktard toy
> of mine, you know.

You can tell yourself that, but not even you believe it. Pretty sad, you impotent fool.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 30, 2014 08:30PM

Asshole gets bitchslapped again Wrote:
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> There are a great many things not sold at the
> Giant in Falls Church or any other Giant for that
> matter. Do you have a point?

Yes, the fact that it is ONLY available at the German Gourmet, where I am of course a regular. You remember getting your ass waxed and massively rearranged on that little score, don't you, buttfuck?

> Good for you.

Yes, it is. You'll be left out in the cold again, I presume?

> Even though the Nat's schedule hasn't been released,
< it is never too early to plan a Spring Training trip.
> This must be your first one.

LOL! Not hardly. We are regulars there as well. In case you ever make it, the house special at Fishbone Willy's is quite good, but the real deal is Café Coconut Cove off A1A in Melbourne Beach. It's not much of a touristy place or anything, but some of the best German cooking anywhere. Forget your bulgogi, the potato pancakes at CCC are to die for! But we'll be holding off on booking until the schedule is out so as to minimize non-essential travel. Hopefully, the essential kind will include a trip up to Lake Buena Vista and an after-game dinner at the Bull & Bear. Such an island of civility amidst all those alligators.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 30, 2014 08:47PM

Asshole owned again Wrote:
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> Nah, it's a club up in Bethesda. I'd tell you to
> check it out, but we both know you couldn't pull
> that off. Besides, you're too impotent to golf.

Oh, I know where the real one is. I also know that you've never set foot in the place and never will. They're very discriminating. No women.

> Someone on this thread said it was out if
> business. I'll take your word for it that it is.

You should take my word for everything. You'd be more of a man if you did. But considering that the Karaoke Idol Restaurant is in the heart of an area you claim to be an expert on, it was a little odd that you had to be told by someone what the real name was and that it had closed. More than two years earlier. Way to keep up, schmoo!

> Multiple angles of street view provide more than
> fleeting glimpses.

Streets imply driving. The Budget Inn is a long way from the street and is barely visible while driving by in either direction. If you parked, got out, and then positioned yourself in just the proper spots, it would be possible to see enough to make out what it was. Especially if you already knew that it was back there.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 30, 2014 09:03PM

Asshole is crying now Wrote:
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> Which still doesn't make it a cliff. Besides, who
> said you had to drive over it? Oh that's right,
> your out if shape ass can't walk anywhere.

Oh, it's a cliff alright. And attempting to prove your claimed walking and driving distances of 75 feet would take one right over the edge of that precipice to certain injury and possible death.

> I'll be sure to do it with bated breath while you
> think of an excuse to weasel your way out of it.

Don't choke.

> Yeah, and he was wrong about it being visible from
> the street, the number if buildings and some
> imaginary tributary. Besides, cliff or no cliff,
> it is a mere 75 feet between the buildings, which
> is far less than "blocks away."

Blocks away involved distance from the road. You know, from the roadside strip you claimed was "riddled with" run-down hotels when there is only one hotel of any type, along with two now long-defunct restaurants, the defunctness of which apparently eluded you over all this time.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole can't even big time it ()
Date: October 31, 2014 09:38AM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Yes, the fact that it is ONLY available at the
> German Gourmet, where I am of course a regular.
> You remember getting your ass waxed and massively
> rearranged on that little score, don't you,
> buttfuck?

News flash, asshole, posting a picture of a product sold at a store does not make you a regular. Just like posting a random picture of Coyote Moon does not mean you've ever swung a club there.

> Yes, it is. You'll be left out in the cold again,
> I presume?

Toasty warm, shit for brains.

> LOL! Not hardly. We are regulars there as well.
> In case you ever make it, the house special at
> Fishbone Willy's is quite good,

I assume you mean Bonefish Willy's? Way to fuck that one up, turd. I suppose you really enjoy the Monday special there! LOL. Go ahead and look up the Monday special at Willy's.

Now, if on the off chance you can ever get to the area, you may want to check out Grills in the newly upgraded Port of Canaveral. The Lobster Shanty down in Cocoa Beach is pretty good too.

> but the real deal
> is Café Coconut Cove off A1A in Melbourne Beach.
> It's not much of a touristy place or anything, but
> some of the best German cooking anywhere.

It's very good. Interestingly, there is another little gem of a German restaurant not too far away in Cocoa Beach. It's the Heidelburg at Heidi's Jazz Club. If you ever get down there, you should check it out. Hurry though, the Nats won't be at Space Coast too much longer!

> But we'll be holding off on booking
> until the schedule is out so as to minimize
> non-essential travel.

You do know that some of the schedule has been announced, don't you?

> Hopefully, the essential
> kind will include a trip up to Lake Buena Vista
> and an after-game dinner at the Bull & Bear. Such
> an island of civility amidst all those alligators.

I usually just eat at the hotel restaurant - Victoria and Albert's, but maybe I'll check out the Bull and Bear on my next trip.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole still getting schooled ()
Date: October 31, 2014 09:44AM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Oh, I know where the real one is. I also know
> that you've never set foot in the place and never
> will. They're very discriminating. No women.

You don't wear jealousy very well. But no need to be jealous. It's not like you can play or anything like that. Although the clubhouse is probably far more grand than anything you've ever stepped in.

> You should take my word for everything.

Nah, I wouldn't want to come across as an impotent asshole who is known for being wrong or lying.

> Streets imply driving. The Budget Inn is a long
> way from the street and is barely visible while
> driving by in either direction.

And yet multiple angles of the street view show it clearly visible. You can't dispute the evidence as it clearly supports my position and refutes yours. In fact, you've provided no evidence whatsoever. Why is that?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole needs a map ()
Date: October 31, 2014 09:52AM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Oh, it's a cliff alright.

Cliffs are vertical or near vertical rock exposures. That incline is neither vertical or near vertical nor is it a rock exposure. The trees growing on that hill indicate I am correct (again).

> And attempting to prove
> your claimed walking and driving distances of 75
> feet would take one right over the edge of that
> precipice to certain injury and possible death.

Perhaps to an out of shape dipshit, walking 75 feet could be life threatening, but for the rest of the ambulatory population, that walk is nothing special.

> Blocks away involved distance from the road.

Which would still be wrong. The photos don't lie.

Don't forget to post under Eagle Eye tonight telling us how you stopped off with a tape measure. Be sure to post some pics that someone else took and pass them off as your own. That's always a nice touch! LOL!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: November 01, 2014 01:26PM

Asshole can't even big time it Wrote:
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> News flash, asshole, posting a picture of a
> product sold at a store does not make you a
> regular. Just like posting a random picture of
> Coyote Moon does not mean you've ever swung a club
> there.

LOL! Your worthless ass has been worse than thoroughly trashed on the matter, you wimpish dumbfuck. You tried to make another one of your typically phony plays on the German Gourmet and had it rammed right back down your putrid little douchebag throat. Same with the picture of a "dog leg" at Coyote Moon. You've never set foot in Tahoe. All you know about it is what you are able to Google. Otherwise, you're just a fucking Helen Keller before the big water moment.

> Toasty warm, shit for brains.

At home with the curtains drawn and tucked into a blanket. No Nats Park club seats for you. No parking next to Johnny and Ray. You watch them on TV. We talk to them on the elevator.

> I assume you mean Bonefish Willy's? Way to fuck
> that one up, turd.

Might be. I'm recalling it from memory having last been there now many months ago. You just fucking Googled it yesterday.

> I suppose you really enjoy the Monday special there! LOL.
> Go ahead and look up the Monday special at Willy's.

Which is where you learned that they are closed on Monday's. Such a fucking transparent asshole.

> Now, if on the off chance you can ever get to the
> area, you may want to check out Grills in the
> newly upgraded Port of Canaveral.

I would rather eat at Fish Lips. I know the owner. He's the current head of the Chamber of Commerce as well.

> The Lobster Shanty down in Cocoa Beach is pretty good too.

It's a typical dive. The local Olive Garden would be a better bet.

> It's very good. Interestingly, there is another
> little gem of a German restaurant not too far away
> in Cocoa Beach. It's the Heidelburg at Heidi's
> Jazz Club. If you ever get down there, you should
> check it out. Hurry though, the Nats won't be at
> Space Coast too much longer!

Being German, we stopped into Heidelberg on an earlier trip when we stayed in Cocoa Beach. We haven't been back and don't ever expect to be. The ballpark and Coconut Cove are both certainties however. And the Nats will of course be in Viera over at least the short-term and Florida for the long-term. For myself, I'd prefer that they stay on the east coast because the ocean beaches kick the crap out of the gulf beaches. But we'll do whatever is necessary.

> You do know that some of the schedule has been
> announced, don't you?

Dumbfuck, season ticket holders get info way before you do. There are no game times yet, and further, the number of us making the trip next year hasn't been finalized. All in due time. We have enough money to pay whatever it costs and not give a fig about it. Eat your heart out, loser.

> I usually just eat at the hotel restaurant -
> Victoria and Albert's...

LOL! Not much of a breakfast guy then, I gather?

> ...but maybe I'll check out the Bull and Bear
> on my next trip.

You mean on your next CLICK, Google-Boy? Bull & Bear is in the Waldorf Astoria, meaning you'd have to be brave enough to venture off-property and away from the Disney family-based fantasy theme-site complex in order to get to it. Excellent food, excellent service. Just like in New York. Be careful though. The signage is lousy, there aren't many streetlights, and you know the alligators are out there. Chomp, chomp, chomp!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: November 01, 2014 01:48PM

Asshole still getting schooled Wrote:
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> You don't wear jealousy very well. But no need to
> be jealous.

Oh, no need at all, I certainly know that!

> It's not like you can play or anything like that.

No, not anymore.

> Although the clubhouse is probably far more grand
> than anything you've ever stepped in.

Hmmm. The Hearst Castle was actually kind of nice. Versailles and Schönbrunn too, for that matter.

> Nah, I wouldn't want to come across as an impotent
> asshole who is known for being wrong or lying.

LOL! You may not WANT to, but....

> And yet multiple angles of the street view show it
> clearly visible.

Carefully selected angles. Ordinary people who drive by simply don't know the place is there. You can;t see it. Which is why they had to put that big sign out by the road that they are so far away from.

> You can't dispute the evidence as it clearly
> supports my position and refutes yours. In
> fact, you've provided no evidence whatsoever.
> Why is that?

Others have done more than enough of that to paint you the fool. I bet cliffbar's photo has been keeping you up nights. I bet that a city block in NYC is 264 feet while in the midwest it's typically 330 feet. I also bet that there's what's left of a dead pizza joint next door to the also dead remains of Karaoke Idol. All news to you, the stupid Falls Church goober-fuck.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: November 01, 2014 02:12PM

Asshole needs a map Wrote:
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> Cliffs are vertical or near vertical rock
> exposures. That incline is neither vertical or
> near vertical nor is it a rock exposure. The
> trees growing on that hill indicate I am correct
> (again).

Your claim remember is that both the walking and driving distances between the Budget Inn and Quarry Inn are 75 feet. Photographic evidence and eyewitness testimony have suggested that after leaving the Budget Inn, you would reach the back of an ambulance long before you reached the back of the Quarry Inn. It would appear that you are simply too unfamiliar with that whole part of town to understand its physical layout at all. First you denied that there was a cliff at all. Now you are quibbling about how steep an actual cliff has to be in order to be called one, and whether or not it can have trees and brush clinging to it. What a fucking fool you are making of yourself! Once again!

> Perhaps to an out of shape dipshit, walking 75
> feet could be life threatening, but for the rest
> of the ambulatory population, that walk is nothing
> special.

Oh, I walk well more than 75 feet each way just to go out and pick up the newspaper from the end of the driveway each morning. Then again, there are no 30-foot cliffs in my driveway. If there were, I would recognize them as a serious problem. I am a whole lot smarter than you, after all.

> Don't forget to post under Eagle Eye tonight
> telling us how you stopped off with a tape
> measure. Be sure to post some pics that someone
> else took and pass them off as your own. That's
> always a nice touch! LOL!

I don't see a post from Eagle Eye. Last night or this morning. While he was no more impressed by your incessant lying than anyone else, he may have other things on his mind. I just don't know. As I have said now many times, we'll just have to wait and see. I do love the fact that you felt such a pressing need to pre-deny all that you feared he might report though. Such a fucking transparent asshole!

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Posted by: dolphin eye ()
Date: November 02, 2014 09:57AM

This would explain his fixation with Miami restaurants. South Beach anyone?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: More porn? ()
Date: November 02, 2014 10:41AM

How boring. I was hoping that the Falls Church guy had posted another list of places he'd never been to.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: disappointing ()
Date: November 02, 2014 01:45PM

More porn? Wrote:
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> How boring. I was hoping that the Falls Church
> guy had posted another list of places he'd never
> been to.


Nah' it's funnier when ole "Fishbone" Asshole Spotter proves through his own posts what a misinformed bumbling liar he is. Fishbone is so full of shit it's erupting out of every orifice bi his body!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: PSA for November ()
Date: November 03, 2014 11:01PM

--PUBLIC SAFETY WARNING--
Dangeroue Cliff near Falls Church

Do not attempt to walk or drive over the edge of this cliff.
Life-threatening injury and/or death are certain to result.
.
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: USGIS ()
Date: November 04, 2014 12:36AM

PSA for November Wrote:
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> --PUBLIC SAFETY WARNING--
> Dangeroue Cliff near Falls Church
>
> Do not attempt to walk or drive over the edge of
> this cliff.
> Life-threatening injury and/or death are certain
> to result.
> .


That hill is nicely bowled in so that it makes an easy walk between the two dive hotels. Thanks for sharing the pic of the non-cliff!

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Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: November 04, 2014 07:55AM

USGIS Wrote:
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> That hill is nicely bowled in so that it makes an
> easy walk between the two dive hotels. Thanks for
> sharing the pic of the non-cliff!

And here we have a picture of a lovely non-mountain. Note how its flanks slope gently toward and away from the peak, making an ascent or descent child's play even for a geriatric...
.
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Spare me, Jesus ()
Date: November 04, 2014 11:09AM

USGIS Wrote:
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> That hill is nicely bowled in so that it makes an
> easy walk between the two dive hotels. Thanks for
> sharing the pic of the non-cliff!

Your ass has been fried here, moron. A citation as "Clueless Dipshit of the Week" is all you've won.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: 75 feet ()
Date: November 04, 2014 12:58PM

Spare me, Jesus Wrote:
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> USGIS Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That hill is nicely bowled in so that it makes
> an
> > easy walk between the two dive hotels. Thanks
> for
> > sharing the pic of the non-cliff!
>
> Your ass has been fried here, moron. A citation
> as "Clueless Dipshit of the Week" is all you've
> won.

If I'm fried, your extra crispy covered in black char. You're bathing in Napalm. Two buildings separated by 75 feet cannot be "blocks apart." In sum, you still lose.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Eagle Eye ()
Date: November 04, 2014 04:21PM

satellite vs. map Wrote:
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> No, that'd be you and more than a few of your
> multiple personalities.

There's just one me, but by reports, at least fifty of you, all of whom appear to be homebound douchebags.

> You should take 50. Fewer traffic lights and a
> higher speed limit. Not really surprising you
> take the long way home.

Perfect example of homebound douchebagness. As anyone who actually drove around in rush-hour would know, traffic lights and speed limits don't mean very much. All that matters is how well traffic moves, and over long stretches of 50 between the Ballston area and Fairfax, it simply doesn't move at all. The same can often be found on 66. 29 is faster than 66 on those occasions as well. But you wouldn't know about any of that, being just an unfortunate shut-in and all. I make the trip often and you don't make it ever, so I'll just let you know that you're full of shit. That actually seems to be a pretty much permamnent condition with you.

> Through Falls Church, the speed limit is 30. A
> geriatric can navigate it fairly well and still
> notice the businesses that are visible from the
> street.

Yes, despite less than optimal road and traffic conditions at peak hours, even places that went out of business years ago are easy to spot if they are actually along the side of the road. But the Budget Inn is not like that at all. It sits on top of a distant cliff, set far back off the road and hidden from the view of passing motorists by trees, buildings, and the cliff itself. It becomes clearer with every post that you've simply never been to this location.

> They are 100% true as supported by photographic
> and cartographic evidence linked to in these
> posts. You have no such evidence put forward on
> your behalf. Nada, zip, zilch, zero.

Since I have actually been to the site, I can with 100% confidence state that your claims here are pure bullshit. All of them. You are just a lying-sack-of-shit internet douchebag.

> It is exactly ONE Building.

There's one with a flat roof and one with a gable roof. Neither is or ever was the "Karaoke Inn", but one was once the Karaoke Idol restaurant while the other was once a subs and pizza joint. How did you manage to mess that up so completely?

> There is no such tributary and there is no such cliff.

I'd like to stop for a second inspection on the tributary some non-Halloween Friday evening. As anyone who had been there as often as once would know, there most definitely is a significant cliff. But I'd want to double-check my recollections of the tributary as seen from the top of the precipice that evening.

> Nope. Here is a bird's eye link to what you claim
> is a cliff. No such cliff.

I don't rely on the eyes of birds when my own are readily available. You apparently don't have that option.

> Why Friday? Isn't it part of your daily commute?

No, it's not. Most Fridays, and sometimes other days as well. How often do you commute? How often do you manage even to get out of the house?

> No need for lies when every map and photograph I
> have produced more than proves that a mere 75 feet
> separate the two buildings.

You claimed that both the walking and driving distances between the two are 75 feet. Those claims are simply bullshit and always have been. The actual walking and driving distances are in the hundreds of yards.

> Wrong. You clearly don't know what an access road
> is. An access road is also known as a frontage
> road. In order for it to qualify as one, it would
> have to run parallel to Rte. 29.

You mean like the Dulles Access Road? Let me bring you up to soemthing greater than douchebag-speed by noting that an access road is any road that provides access to a particular destination. Such as the Budget Inn way up there at the top of that otherwise impassable cliff. Without its access road, no one could ever make it up to the place at all. Business would suffer badly. Just as you do.

> A topographic map does not indicate the presence
> of this alleged cliff.

Functional eyeballs do. As you would know if you had ever actually visited the place you claim, but so completely fail, to know anything about.

> It appears more recent than you despite your
> obvious lie that you went there last Friday.

October 24. Probably around 5:30. I again see no evidence here that you have EVER been there. It's all just plain bullshit from you from start to finish. Just a bunch of bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

> I would be on flat land at the bottom of the two lots.

Flat land will not accomplish a descent of 30-feet or so at all. Cliffs however can do it over fairly short distances. But cliffs do not make for safe walking or driving. Sensible poeple would be sure to go around, even if it meant a journey of hundreds of yards to do so.

> If true, it indicates you are an even bigger idiot
> than you seem to be.

The word "goober" seems to be used here a lot. It would suit you. As of course would "asshole" and "douchebag". And of course, OUTRIGHT LIAR. Maybe it will strike me as a fun thing to do to revisit the Budget Inn at some point soon. Maybe it won't. But let it be known in any case that you will remain a completely worthless lying internet douchebag either way.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: satellite vs. map ()
Date: November 04, 2014 07:01PM

Eagle Eye Wrote:
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> satellite vs. map Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No, that'd be you and more than a few of your
> > multiple personalities.
>
> There's just one me, but by reports, at least
> fifty of you, all of whom appear to be homebound
> douchebags.

One of you with multiple personalities.

> > You should take 50. Fewer traffic lights and a
> > higher speed limit. Not really surprising you
> > take the long way home.
>
> Perfect example of homebound douchebagness. As
> anyone who actually drove around in rush-hour
> would know, traffic lights and speed limits don't
> mean very much. All that matters is how well
> traffic moves, and over long stretches of 50
> between the Ballston area and Fairfax, it simply
> doesn't move at all. The same can often be found
> on 66. 29 is faster than 66 on those occasions as
> well. But you wouldn't know about any of that,
> being just an unfortunate shut-in and all. I make
> the trip often and you don't make it ever, so I'll
> just let you know that you're full of shit. That
> actually seems to be a pretty much permamnent
> condition with you.

You're right, I'm not dumb enough to live as far out as Fairfax.

> > Through Falls Church, the speed limit is 30. A
> > geriatric can navigate it fairly well and still
> > notice the businesses that are visible from the
> > street.
>
> Yes, despite less than optimal road and traffic
> conditions at peak hours, even places that went
> out of business years ago are easy to spot if they
> are actually along the side of the road. But the
> Budget Inn is not like that at all. It sits on
> top of a distant cliff, set far back off the road
> and hidden from the view of passing motorists by
> trees, buildings, and the cliff itself. It
> becomes clearer with every post that you've simply
> never been to this location.

Many years ago, I lived less than a mile from there. Drove by it daily and now about once or twice a month. Long enough that I recognize it from the street every time I drive by it.

> > They are 100% true as supported by photographic
> > and cartographic evidence linked to in these
> > posts. You have no such evidence put forward
> on
> > your behalf. Nada, zip, zilch, zero.
>
> Since I have actually been to the site, I can with
> 100% confidence state that your claims here are
> pure bullshit. All of them. You are just a
> lying-sack-of-shit internet douchebag.

And yet the photographs support all of my assertions.

> > It is exactly ONE Building.
>
> There's one with a flat roof and one with a gable
> roof. Neither is or ever was the "Karaoke Inn",
> but one was once the Karaoke Idol restaurant while
> the other was once a subs and pizza joint. How
> did you manage to mess that up so completely?

One structure. No more, no less. Photos support that.

> > There is no such tributary and there is no such
> cliff.
>
> I'd like to stop for a second inspection on the
> tributary some non-Halloween Friday evening. As
> anyone who had been there as often as once would
> know, there most definitely is a significant
> cliff. But I'd want to double-check my
> recollections of the tributary as seen from the
> top of the precipice that evening.

Stop away. Take pictures and get back to us. It'd be the first concrete evidence you've provided. You won't, of course, because no evidence exists to support your absurd position.

> > Nope. Here is a bird's eye link to what you
> claim
> > is a cliff. No such cliff.
>
> I don't rely on the eyes of birds when my own are
> readily available. You apparently don't have that
> option.

I don't need to stop to see the Budget Inn from the road. Get some glasses if you do.

> > Why Friday? Isn't it part of your daily
> commute?
>
> No, it's not. Most Fridays, and sometimes other
> days as well. How often do you commute? How
> often do you manage even to get out of the house?

Every day. I just don't have to do an abysmally stupid commute like yours.

> > No need for lies when every map and photograph
> I
> > have produced more than proves that a mere 75
> feet
> > separate the two buildings.
>
> You claimed that both the walking and driving
> distances between the two are 75 feet. Those
> claims are simply bullshit and always have been.
> The actual walking and driving distances are in
> the hundreds of yards.

I claimed the buildings are separated by 75 feet. They are.

> > Wrong. You clearly don't know what an access
> road
> > is. An access road is also known as a frontage
> > road. In order for it to qualify as one, it
> would
> > have to run parallel to Rte. 29.
>
> You mean like the Dulles Access Road? Let me
> bring you up to soemthing greater than
> douchebag-speed by noting that an access road is
> any road that provides access to a particular
> destination. Such as the Budget Inn way up there
> at the top of that otherwise impassable cliff.
> Without its access road, no one could ever make it
> up to the place at all. Business would suffer
> badly. Just as you do.

You know think a driveway is an access road?

> > A topographic map does not indicate the
> presence
> > of this alleged cliff.
>
> Functional eyeballs do. As you would know if you
> had ever actually visited the place you claim, but
> so completely fail, to know anything about.
>
> > It appears more recent than you despite your
> > obvious lie that you went there last Friday.
>
> October 24. Probably around 5:30. I again see no
> evidence here that you have EVER been there. It's
> all just plain bullshit from you from start to
> finish. Just a bunch of bullshit, bullshit,
> bullshit.
>
> > I would be on flat land at the bottom of the two
> lots.
>
> Flat land will not accomplish a descent of 30-feet
> or so at all. Cliffs however can do it over
> fairly short distances. But cliffs do not make
> for safe walking or driving. Sensible poeple
> would be sure to go around, even if it meant a
> journey of hundreds of yards to do so.
>
> > If true, it indicates you are an even bigger
> idiot
> > than you seem to be.
>
> The word "goober" seems to be used here a lot. It
> would suit you. As of course would "asshole" and
> "douchebag". And of course, OUTRIGHT LIAR. Maybe
> it will strike me as a fun thing to do to revisit
> the Budget Inn at some point soon. Maybe it
> won't. But let it be known in any case that you
> will remain a completely worthless lying internet
> douchebag either way.

Look, you are obviously a very lonely man. Probably not many friends. If you have family, which is doubtful, they probably ignore you. I get that this is likely the only form of human communication you engage in on a regular basis, bu cut the obvious lies.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: November 05, 2014 08:57AM

Ooooh! That's really weak. Eagle Eye hurt Google-Boy bad!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Sybil ()
Date: November 05, 2014 09:40AM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Ooooh! That's really weak. Eagle Eye hurt
> Google-Boy bad!


Not for a second does anyone believe you and Eagle Eye aren't one in the same. Stop embarrassing yourself.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: November 05, 2014 09:52AM

Paranoid much? Wouldn't be the worst of your psychoses.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: its closed ()
Date: November 24, 2019 01:24PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> 43 Miles to Stuckey's.
>
> You're hosed, asshole!


I think Stuckey's is closed.

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