My girlfriend's kid is retarded and as you can imagine a real pain in the ass to be around. I'd rather have my summer retard free so I was wondering if any of you could recommend a summer camp I can send him off to? I'd love to send him to something out of state, like MD or PA but local is fine as long as they keep him overnight.

Many thanks!

So why don't you spend the summer with him and make him not such a retard. Wait, maybe you are the retard in need of summer camp. You can take the "Mens Anger Program" before she leave you with her kid.

Drop him off down by the VRE tracks.

Why do you want a girlfriend who has a retard? She's genetically inferior and soon may give you a retard of your own.