I saw a sign advertising a "Boy Scout Flea Market" next weekend. The location given was "Springfield Town Center."

What / where is that? I've lived in Springfield for two decades and I've never heard of such a place. Is that the shopping area they built in Lorton?

Now, if it were the shopping area in Lorton, wouldn't that be called Lorton Town Center?

Springfield Town Center will be the revamped Springfield Mall. Supposedly it will reopen this year, but realistically, probably not until 2015.

Hey, holmes...that's the upline name whitey developer gave to the renovated Springfield Mall. See they think by changing the name, me and my brown, savage illegal mud people will be confused about what happened to Springfield Mall...

Hey Vatos it's Springfield Mall we trash your little market.

33rd ANNUAL FLEA MARKET
When: April 26, 2014, from 9:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m.
(Rain Date May 3, 2014)

Where: Springfield Town Center

Parking lot facing Loisdale Road, between Target and
JC Penney

M.S.14. Wrote:
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> Hey, holmes...that's the upline name whitey
> developer gave to the renovated Springfield Mall.
> See they think by changing the name, me and my
> brown, savage illegal mud people will be confused
> about what happened to Springfield Mall...

Upline? Upline is "Springfield Towne Centre". That would be really confusing to the locusts.

Rick Sanchez Wrote:
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> M.S.14. Wrote:
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> -----
> > Hey, holmes...that's the upline name whitey
> > developer gave to the renovated Springfield
> Mall.
> > See they think by changing the name, me and my
> > brown, savage illegal mud people will be
> confused
> > about what happened to Springfield Mall...
>
> Upline? Upline is "Springfield Towne Centre".
> That would be really confusing to the
>

Or would "Olde Springfielde Towne Centre" work better to confuse in their up-market play on names?

I'm gonna be hanging out at the new Time Out 3 they at building reminiscing that nickle bag I got at Time Out2 back in '83. Then I'm goin'up to Orange Julius2 for a drink. Whitey is gonna rock the mall, I mean the towne center again!