Got a case of the Fairfax Blues.
Don't know what to do.

Well...you could try offing some day laborers and then dumping their bodies around Fairfax County.

That happens to me every now and again. So when it does, I remind myself what I love about the area by visiting some if the best it has to offer!

I start by traveling to the Far East (Annandale), followed by a Classic American lunch at Burger King (also Annandale), then off to the shops (Kmart, Annandale), and finish with a lovely round of foreign Karaoke (Asiandale).

When I wake up the next morning, the prospect of sitting in a cubicle for 8 hours sounds great!

Man 8 hours in a cubicle sounds like a dream compared to my daily routine of attempting to find any job besides retail,food service or day laboring and telling myself I'll eventually find something to stay here in Fairfax for.

You'd find yourself very bored in a cubicle as there is no yard work in there.

Oh how I love thee, Fairfax! Giver of jobs, taker of taxes and money and home of shitty traffic situations and asshole out of state okies looking for said jobs. Forever shall we grow until we pop like a over inflated balloon!

you guys feel that feel when you feel??? K.