thisisajokeright Wrote:
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> You're delusional and frankly, I feel sorry for
> you. No self-respecting older woman like yourself
> should behave the way you do.

Do you have normal tits or do you have "Witch Tits"?

soooooooooooo cold!

thisisajokeright Wrote:
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> You're delusional and frankly, I feel sorry for
> you. No self-respecting older woman like yourself
> should behave the way you do.

No "Sweetie" and if I were you I'd brush up on Harry Potter. You seriously need to learn a spell that will tighten that ass up and chase away that musky, wild gofer smell of yours. Hard to get a man looking like a trollup isn't it?
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"Trollup?"

-=bump=-

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuump

Why does (person posting as) Melinda Ardinger keep misspelling 'gopher'?

seems like a kid, probably spells everything wrong on purpose, so the "hey dumbfuck, this is spelled incorrectly" red wavy lines don't throw up any flags.

This thread has the potential to be epic.

I don't see how someone with such blatant disregard of our traffic laws be so judgemental?


ARDINGER, MELINDA, M, 042, 10621 OLIVER ST, FAIRFAX, VA 07/07/2006 50-54MPH/35MPH ZONE

truthhurts Wrote:
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> I don't see how someone with such blatant
> disregard of our traffic laws be so judgemental?
>
>
> ARDINGER, MELINDA, M, 042, 10621 OLIVER ST,
> FAIRFAX, VA 07/07/2006 50-54MPH/35MPH ZONE

Big deal, I was late for my lunch date with Christi King from WTOP.

Does anyone want to buy the movie rights to my 'harrowing story'?

Melinda Artinger Wrote:
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> Does anyone want to buy the movie rights to my
> 'harrowing story'?

No, but I sures like to have ya on my show. You wuz violated!
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Somebody had BETTER bring me some milk and toilet paper.

Melinda Ardinger Wrote:
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> Somebody had BETTER bring me some milk and toilet
> paper.


They'll have to wipe your ass for you, too, I'm sure. You can't do a thing for yourself.

My car has snow on it! Somebody better get over here and clean it off NOW! And do my driveway too, bitch!

I think you are going to be disappointed again. I suspect WTOP will disappoint you as well since they will be too busy measuring snow to cover your breaking news.

that bitch always takes my calls. I looked out there and the snow is still on my car. story ON.

Is this thing still on?

You're on Route 7. Walk to a store or a house. And don't go out in a car that doesn't work when the weather is shitty.

Her car probably broke down because of all the wear and tear from her frequent stops to help people?

Seriously - if there is a car stranded on 7 and you get out to help the person, WTOP will next be reporting that a dumb good Samaritan had two legs amputated by an oncoming vehicle.

Well they should be willing to risk that for me. I can't be expected to call for help myself.

Nice try, but everyone figured out long ago that you are NOT Melinda Ardinger.

Haha I think it must be a few trolls because I've only posted twice!

And now thrice!

I am very upset that my name is being used in such a negative way on this blog. Either stop using my name in vain, or I'm calling my attorney.

Waaaahhhhh waaahhh

"Do not use my name for evil purposes, for I, the Lord your God, will punish anyone who misuses my name." - Good News Bible

Trudyfruity Wrote:
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> "Do not use my name for evil purposes, for I, the
> Lord your God, will punish anyone who misuses my
> name." - Good News Bible

I'm Jewish and the saying goes..."An eye for an eye, a Tooth for a tooth."

Melinda Ardinger Wrote:
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> Trudyfruity Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Do not use my name for evil purposes, for I,
> the
> > Lord your God, will punish anyone who misuses
> my
> > name." - Good News Bible
>
> I'm Jewish and the saying goes..."An eye for an
> eye, a Tooth for a tooth."

BULLSHIT!
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God damn this MA troll is A++ -- srsly, you win the internet.

thisisajokeright Wrote:
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> God damn this MA troll is A++ -- srsly, you win
> the internet.

And didn't I tell you I ALWAYS WIN? But you wouldn't know anything about that would you...Witch.

Melinda Ardinger Wrote:
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> thisisajokeright Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > God damn this MA troll is A++ -- srsly, you win
> > the internet.
>
> And didn't I tell you I ALWAYS WIN? But you
> wouldn't know anything about that would
> you...Witch.

I want proof you're the REAL MA and not some genius.

thisisajokeright Wrote:
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> I want proof you're the REAL MA and not some
> genius.

Oh "Sweetie" I'm real all right. Real hair, real nails, and real boobs. Can you handle it...Witch?

I've joined this thing called a support group, so when I go to meet everybody in the "support Melinda Ardinger" group and familiarize them with our mission, we will see who agrees with who! These people will support me, you are all just fat and stuff.

leave Melinda alone!

Melinda Ardinger Wrote:
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> I've joined this thing called a support group, so
> when I go to meet everybody in the "support
> Melinda Ardinger" group and familiarize them with
> our mission, we will see who agrees with who!
> These people will support me, you are all just fat
> and stuff.

I love this support group...Books, wine, whining, more wine, and stories galore for WTOP! Oh Melinda, you're a ratings cow!

I wonder if she got trapped in the snow, and if so...Did anyone stop to help her?

9bNVU Wrote:
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> I wonder if she got trapped in the snow, and if
> so...Did anyone stop to help her?

Probably not, or it would have been all over the news.

It just cracks me up to think that maybe she was all hyped up about having her little
**Starring MELINDA!**
moment, possibly telling people to look out for the story in the upcoming news, only to find everybody talking shit and then, in the movie in my brain, she just kind of goes supernova with fury. not embarrassment, though, because that would imply she had done something incorrectly.

Have her kids shut down their facebook page yet?

I heard that she's exploring a reality show of some kind based out of their home in the area. True?

In case anyone has forgotten, it's ME time! ME, ME, ME! It's all about me and you love it!

Wubyk Wrote:
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> I heard that she's exploring a reality show of
> some kind based out of their home in the area.
> True?

The Melinda Ardinger...Putting the Whine back into Wine!

^so she drinks a lot, too??? Dude this is awesome. Melinda where can we sign up for your support group?!

FolgersFondler Wrote:
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> ^so she drinks a lot, too??? Dude this is awesome.
> Melinda where can we sign up for your support
> group?!

Go here?

http://www.yellowpagesgoesgreen.org/whitepages/details/va/MELINDA_M_ARDINGER/4431978

Oh dear...

WASHINGTON - Melinda Road Hard says she's ashamed to call herself a Northern Virginian Hooker.

Last Friday, Ol' Road Hard was in her vehicle on Route 7 going toward the Reston/Herndon area when she ran out of beer at a stop light.

The cooling system (refrigerator) had broken down, meaning she had no cold beers, nothing.

She estimates that 70,000,000 to 100,000,0000000 cars drove by her during the 45 minutes that she sat there trying to get out of her car, what with the drunken stupor she was in, before asking herself to herself if she needed assistance.

"I just got drunken stares as I looked in the mirror, diddling fingers," she tells WetookoffherTOP.

As pants zipped by at high speeds, the vehicle was a rocking *uck.

After calling a ho truck herself, the service informed her she would be waiting about 25 hours.

Fortunately, Road Hard's vehicle was not shit, and a police car eventually parked behind her car with its lights flashing to shield her from her embarrassment, being unclothed an all.

John Townsend, AA Mid-Atlantic spokesman says DArdinger's drinking problem is the worst possible for a motorist.

"We as motorists have a social contract to get more beer," he says.

Noyoudint Wrote:
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> WASHINGTON - Melinda Road Hard says she's ashamed
> to call herself a Northern Virginian Hooker.
>
> Last Friday, Ol' Road Hard was in her vehicle on
> Route 7 going toward the Reston/Herndon area when
> she ran out of beer at a stop light.
>
> The cooling system (refrigerator) had broken down,
> meaning she had no cold beers, nothing.
>
> She estimates that 70,000,000 to 100,000,0000000
> cars drove by her during the 45 minutes that she
> sat there trying to get out of her car, what with
> the drunken stupor she was in, before asking
> herself to herself if she needed assistance.
>
> "I just got drunken stares as I looked in the
> mirror, diddling fingers," she tells
> WetookoffherTOP.
>
> As pants zipped by at high speeds, the vehicle was
> a rocking *uck.
>
> After calling a ho truck herself, the service
> informed her she would be waiting about 25 hours.
>
> Fortunately, Road Hard's vehicle was not shit, and
> a police car eventually parked behind her car with
> its lights flashing to shield her from her
> embarrassment, being unclothed an all.
>
> John Townsend, AA Mid-Atlantic spokesman says
> DArdinger's drinking problem is the worst possible
> for a motorist.
>
> "We as motorists have a social contract to get
> more beer," he says.

Wow, what a coincidence, the same thing happened to me. Don'tcha hate Northern VA drivers now?
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Can't we all just try to get along?

You heartless b1tches.

bump

It's all about me...Me...ME!!! I'm a super-star!

She used to show up drunk at her kid's baseball games. She was pulled over after drinking at the game, but talked her way out of it. Her husband is nice and good looking, he could do so much better.

baseball mom Wrote:
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> She used to show up drunk at her kid's baseball
> games. She was pulled over after drinking at the
> game, but talked her way out of it. Her husband
> is nice and good looking, he could do so much
> better.

Hahhahahahahahahahahha!

baseball mom Wrote:
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> She used to show up drunk at her kid's baseball
> games. She was pulled over after drinking at the
> game, but talked her way out of it. Her husband
> is nice and good looking, he could do so much
> better.

Any pics?

Rawwwr
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What's going to happen on a day like today?

Oh, I didn't bother getting out of bed yesterday, I called my mani/pedi and had them come to me instead. I don't do inclement weather. One of my many service people (you peasants call them neighbors) will have shoveled my driveway and cleaned off my car- for the reward of a good deed, of course.

And they know I would report them to WTOP for not rendering assistance to ME, Melinda Ardinger.

she keeps sending me letters saying she's glad i wasn't there to pull over.


why?

Because I can sense you thinking about me. ALL of you.

Have you done anything for Melinda Ardinger today?

aFan Wrote:
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> Have you done anything for Melinda Ardinger today?

I stopped by her house and got one of her cats - we are running low on the chicken

I'm writing a new book that is SURE to be on the BEST-SELLER LIST! It's called, "ME...The Melinda Ardinger Story".
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PNUNu

Snxhue

Melinda Ardinger Wrote:
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> I hate all of you and am ashamed to call myself a
> Northern Virginian.


She looks like the mom from Good Luck Charlie