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Happy Festivus, everyone!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: December 23, 2013 02:09PM

Today is Festivus. Remember, at dinner tonight you need to practice the Festivus staple of the Airing of Grievances. Also, have the head of your household pick a family member for the Feats of Strength portion. Festivus is not over until the head of household is pinned in a pseudo wresting match.

A Festivus for the rest of us.

Re: Happy Festivus, everyone!
Posted by: ............... ()
Date: December 23, 2013 02:15PM

Fuck off, jew.

Re: Happy Festivus, everyone!
Posted by: George C ()
Date: December 23, 2013 02:16PM

Don't forget the un-adorned aluminum Festivus pole.

Re: Happy Festivus, everyone!
Posted by: Mr. Peterman ()
Date: December 23, 2013 02:19PM

George C Wrote:
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> Don't forget the un-adorned aluminum Festivus
> pole.


I am already on it. We are using a shower curtain bar.

Re: Happy Festivus, everyone!
Posted by: The reason for the season ()
Date: December 23, 2013 07:29PM

A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.

Re: Happy Festivus, everyone!
Posted by: Bigdog ()
Date: December 24, 2013 12:47PM

And it has been around longer than Kwanza

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