Re: Study concludes many Fairfax teens depressed; Asian teens are prudes,
Date: December 11, 2008 02:45AM
KeepOnTruckin Wrote:
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> Asians just say they havent banged becuase they
> dont want to shame their family. They just dont
> report it.
I had a korean roommate years ago who was sleeping with every fat chick he could hook up with until he met a vietnamese cutie. Then they would do all that "ooh, ahh, oooyyea" from rap songs all night long for the 3 months until he moved out and bought a condo with her.
But I will testify in court that he truly did drive like an asian. He would sit at a four-way stop and let 7 cars go before he would take his foot off the brake and let his car idle through the intersection, and I swear he counted to 30 before he would take his foot off the brake when a red light changed to green.
And about 7 months after he moved out, his car was totalled when someone hit him at a traffic light. I believe he was going slowly through a light that had turned green 30 seconds earlier, and a pickup truck behind him rear-ended him as he crawled through the intersection. He still swears that he was doing 35, even though he hadn't cleared the intersection while the car that was next to him was 300 yards down the road.
Not to mention, he insisted on having kimchee inside, where the smell would last for days. We all told him he could only rent a room if he promised to never bring kimchee into the house, and he always said "I don't know why you guys hate kimchee, it doesn't smell that bad" and one roommate said "dude, if I pissed on cabbage and put rotting fish on it and buried it in the ground, everyone would probably be really disgusted by it." (They were all day-traders who ragged on each other all day long. Sort of like how everyone is on FU.)
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/11/2008 02:54AM by Bob.