Danielle Muirragui Parada of Springfield is looking to raise $2000 to help her family member who has fallen on hard times.

He's now living in a one-room shack with his two children with no stove, no fridge, and barely enough money to eat. The three of them only have a dilapidated old bed and a dingy love seat to sleep on.

Danielle only has another $1890 to go to reach her goal.

Won't you consider helping her out?

Visit Danielle's GoFundMe page at http://www.gofundme.com/b8mr8 and make a donation.

Sorry, Danielle, but I already gave to the Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, Cheerleaders, Band, Veterans, Karate Club, Children's Hospital, Jerry's Kids, St. Jude, Children's Miracle Network, etc., etc., etc. All you panhandlers - GO AWAY! And get off the Underground!

Agreed talk about picking the worst place to raise $ for someone.

Donations to non-whites are generally ill-advised...

For those who are considering giving away your money to a non-white, please give it to me instead. I will return your money +20% inside the year.