Tyra Wrote:
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> She's an evil spokesperson for a very very very
> very VERY bad car dealer. Do not buy a car from
> these horrible dealerships! All car dealers are
> crooked, but Koons takes it to a new level of bad.
> I am confident that everyone who works at Koons
> will end up burning in hell wearing gasoline
> undies. As someone stated above, the one in Falls
> Church is the worst. I used to work there. I saw
> how they lied. I saw how they cheated. I saw how
> they stole. I saw how they ripped people off. I
> just couldn't work there without feeling
> disgusted. The head of accounting (we called him
> slimey Steve) is the biggest pig I've ever met in
> my life. I always felt I needed a shower, but
> could never get clean enough. I am so thankful I
> got a better job! Prostitute would have been a
> step up and a more honest way to make a living. I
> tell everyone I know to avoid them.

I DON'T GET IT !!! Why aren't consumers demanding fair priced cars and insist on allowing these crooks to get away with it. How much does is cost to make a Lexus? $2 or 3 k at the most & then they put about $700 less into an average car to make the Lexus look special. After the Credit Nazi's get done with you, what have you spent $200,000? Why can't people just boycott new cars for 2 years and completely throw these assholes under the bus. There is no auto industry, they all get made overseas... the American cars too 95% done overseas so it wouldn't even hurt us...

Don't even joke about prostitution dear, you deserve a husband who LOVES you... The Koons believe they do, why shouldn't you. Yes, Crystal Koons would love for you to become a hooker so She can be all the more superior Mormon to you... She masturbates to the thought of her husband sodomizing lower women! Don't even go there!

GET"EM BACK......... Wrote:
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> Tyra Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She's an evil spokesperson for a very very very
> > very VERY bad car dealer. Do not buy a car from
> > these horrible dealerships! All car dealers are
> > crooked, but Koons takes it to a new level of
> bad.
> > I am confident that everyone who works at Koons
> > will end up burning in hell wearing gasoline
> > undies. As someone stated above, the one in
> Falls
> > Church is the worst. I used to work there. I
> saw
> > how they lied. I saw how they cheated. I saw
> how
> > they stole. I saw how they ripped people off. I
> > just couldn't work there without feeling
> > disgusted. The head of accounting (we called
> him
> > slimey Steve) is the biggest pig I've ever met
> in
> > my life. I always felt I needed a shower, but
> > could never get clean enough. I am so thankful
> I
> > got a better job! Prostitute would have been a
> > step up and a more honest way to make a living.
> I
> > tell everyone I know to avoid them.
>
> I DON'T GET IT !!! Why aren't consumers demanding
> fair priced cars and insist on allowing these
> crooks to get away with it. How much does is cost
> to make a Lexus? $2 or 3 k at the most & then they
> put about $700 less into an average car to make
> the Lexus look special. After the Credit Nazi's
> get done with you, what have you spent $200,000?
> Why can't people just boycott new cars for 2 years
> and completely throw these assholes under the bus.
> There is no auto industry, they all get made
> overseas... the American cars too 95% done
> overseas so it wouldn't even hurt us...
>
> Don't even joke about prostitution dear, you
> deserve a husband who LOVES you... The Koons
> believe they do, why shouldn't you. Yes, Crystal
> Koons would love for you to become a hooker so She
> can be all the more superior Mormon to you... She
> masturbates to the thought of her husband
> sodomizing lower women! Don't even go there!


Wow, that's some seriously pent up aggression. Here's a virtual tranquilizer to help.

Did this thread die because of two bitches? Show of hands and I'll spread the dirt on the mind control tricks used in these dealerships. I promise you don't know. How on earth do you think these high school drop-outs make 120k a year?

Nevermind, You people can't imagine life without prison bars and believe the only chance of escape is to become the prison guard.

V Wrote:
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> Did this thread die because of two bitches? Show
> of hands and I'll spread the dirt on the mind
> control tricks used in these dealerships. I
> promise you don't know. How on earth do you think
> these high school drop-outs make 120k a year?


I'm game. I think car buying is one of the worst experiences anyone has to deal with. I would love an insiders view. How the car purchase industry has been allowed to get to the point it is at today really troubles me. Why is it this way? Why are they allowed to do what they do? Are they paying off politicians in order to do what they do to consumers?

It's their unions and lobbyist. Just look at how every state is freaking out about people buying from Tesla directly instead of through dealers.

Think about it... With the advent of the internet there is literally no reason at all to buy a vehicle from a dealership, we already know the pitfalls of a vehicle and our reason to buy a particular one. You don't need a salesman to talk you into it or show you something you don't already know. They're completely pointless.

Cool, someone pulled this thread up again.

Just bought True Blood season 6 online brand new for $15, Walmart has it for $40. Why the hell would I give Walmart $25 more than I have to? No point in buying anything unless you can get it near wholesale, nothing at all.

Talk about cars, Walmart should buy all their employees company cars it means way more to their bottom line that employees show up than it truly means for that employee to show up.

I got tricked into a BDSM relationship with a Harvard Wasp ( what a low-life!) when I was young, was never the same again. See through everything and everyone now, the entire world runs on sado-masochism and its truly that simple.

I LOVE ALL KINDS OF KOONS OR COONS:

CRACK SMOKING COONS

KTC (KILL THE COONS)

CHUMP ASS COONS

And my favorite...........ZIP COON

The comments I read don't speak well for the world. I don't know you but I am sure you deserve better than many rude comments from people jealous of your success. Go Girl and continue to WOW them.

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free bird with care sale?

shouldn't give customers the bird some of them don't like that. bad marketing.

all that effort to make her up proper and your saying she's givin gthe bird? how could you?

Nice Picture!

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see ted bit is not mr koons right?

Hey. I did know Krystal has a twin !

rewritethescript-itsucks Wrote:
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> Harvard Wasp ( what a low-life!) when I was young,
> was never the same again. See through everything
> and everyone now, the entire world runs on
> sado-masochism and its truly that simple.


Woah woah woah. You can just gloss over that in a couple sentences....

Cant^

The second picture is great. Thanks. Who is with you?

Who is the person with Crystal in the photograph?

it's not this girl who isn't evelyn britt and wasn't in the picture.
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sp Hey. I didn't know: Krystal has a twin !

(the page the above was intended to be posted in - which would make more sense)

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Crazy to post on an old subject, but I can't take it anymore. The commercial on right now, my God, she looks exactly like the freaking Joker when she smiles. Absolutely everything is frozen, her upper lip is stiff, a straight line. It's unnatural and sick. It's downright scary. Not to mention her raccoon eyes. It's God-awful. Everything about her/him (?) creeps me out. Can't her (his) make-up artist see this tragedy? All that money, I guess you can't fix ugly.

Real Wrote:
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> Crazy to post on an old subject, but I can't take
> it anymore. The commercial on right now, my God,
> she looks exactly like the freaking Joker when she
> smiles. Absolutely everything is frozen, her
> upper lip is stiff, a straight line. It's
> unnatural and sick. It's downright scary. Not to
> mention her raccoon eyes. It's God-awful.
> Everything about her/him (?) creeps me out. Can't
> her (his) make-up artist see this tragedy? All
> that money, I guess you can't fix ugly.

I saw the same commercial. Fuckin A she is one scary lookin broad.

Is that bad surgery or what?

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She has a crystal cooze, right?

Probably John Koons, Jr's daughter

He was all over the tube in the late 70s early 80s

"JKJ Chevrolet". His commercials were stuck in my head all the time. Channel 5, channel 20, 4, 7, 9, etc. He was on all those chanells day or night for years.

She is the daughter of Jim Koons, the brother of John Koons Jr. At some point the family car dealership their father John Koons Sr. was broken up. JKJr. got the Chevy dealership in Tysons while his brother got the Ford dealership. There is a web site on it: https://www.koons.com/krystal-koons.htm

She has a super sensitive gag reflex

Instead of paying $$$$$ for tv and radio ads, the company should just use her massive forehead like a BILLBOARD! Geeez that's a HEALTHY FOREHEAD with plenty of ad space!

Brandon Wrote:
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> One of the Koons daughters (Mormon family with a
> small army of blonde kids) lives down the street
> from me. She married a Mexican guy who walks
> around with suits that look like he just randomly
> picked one off the rack. They even have a little
> beaner kid, what a waste.


She must have converted because the Koons family is originally from Falls Church and attended Saint James Catholic church. I believe that they still donate a car to raffle off at the church bazaar every year.

This woman looks like she snorted a few lines before doing these commercials. I had to find out more about this woman because her commercials are ran during NATS games, and since I'm not in the DC area I'm not familiar with Koons. This woman looks like a coke-infused plastic woman. Yikes.

Do you think she's kissed and f--d women before? Does every woman do that?

Jones Wrote:
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> Is it wrong to do one(or both) of the following?
>
>
> (1) picture Krystal Koons while having sex with my
> wife?
>
> (2) get a raging hard boner everytime I see
> Krystal Koons on TV
>
> (3) tell my wife to dress up like Krystal Koons

Most def! Want to see her in a bukkake vid

>
> Most def! Want to see her in a bukkake vid

all you have to do is google the URL for it

i suggest you try that daily until you find it

Ahhh, Helen Thomas. I have so many Imagefap.com pages with her pictures on them.

The only hotter Democrat is Madlyn Albright...Mmmmmmmmmm followed by the super-sexy Hillary Clinton (named for Sir Edmund Hillary who scaled Mt Everast 8 years after she was born - I think they called her shit-for-brains before then).

Why am I picturing her making love to Ellen Degeneres rather than your wife?

Crystal Koons is the most irritating screeching creature on TV today. She's smegma piled into a mound that then infests the airwaves and intrudes into your homes. Her revolting voice and frequency of those Goddamned commercials makes doing ANY business with Koons an impossibility - she's a screeching clueless revolting lump of excrement that drives me away from Koons and motivates my bowels.

You have been warned O K.

I've pretty much only been watching the Jewlery Network which, btw, is AD FREE.

I guess if you watch helen degeneres you see Krystal Koons ads? I thought they only sponsored Judge Judy.

There might be something to all this.

If you needed an starter which was failing and thinking of trading in yoru car...

would you

a) post nasty krystal koons pokes hoping to shame her into doing service cheap

b) suck up to krystal online hoping oil changes go on sale by end of May

c) do your own damn rim job?

If you trade in your car in May you get all this month of gas free fill up's at Mobil.

Just saying...

You should feel sorry for Kyrstal.

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Gary Wrote:
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> Jolian Wrote:
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> > who exactly is Crystal Koons? (the female in
> all
> > those car commercials for local Koons dealers)
>
>
> I went to Falls Church store and looked at a Ford
> Ranger it was around Noon, I told the salesman I
> would think about it over lunch, He told me they
> have lunch an offer me a ham sandwich and said
> would you like mustard and or mayo! Came With
> chips and soda. She dose make good sandwich.
> I will never forget that day & they won I
> purchased the Ranger no WOW pricing then
> It was invoice.

Gary you dolt, that wasn’t mayo. That was cum. The sales guys there used to beat off on those sandwiches all the time and give them to people who couldn’t make up their minds

Yeah...who knows . She is very good looking though. My type of lady . I could care less about what money she has . She is hot

Okay ...so she likes to eat pussy . Hey...so do i

fredd Wrote:
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> Okay ...so she likes to eat pussy . Hey...so do
> i

needs lube

Lorton Is For Lovers Wrote:
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> She's Jimmy Koons' 2nd-oldest daughter. I worked
> for their management company about 10 years ago;
> all 3 of his daughters have worked for the company
> in some capacity. Nepotism yes, but they all
> worked hard and took their jobs seriously.


Did their pussies smell alike?

Black Caulk Wrote:
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> Lorton Is For Lovers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She's Jimmy Koons' 2nd-oldest daughter. I
> worked
> > for their management company about 10 years
> ago;
> > all 3 of his daughters have worked for the
> company
> > in some capacity. Nepotism yes, but they all
> > worked hard and took their jobs seriously.
>
>
> Did their pussies smell alike?

Their pussies have the new car smell.

Crystal still has nightmares...

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