What's with all the kinds of niggers (well, mostly terrorist and spic) asking me if they can fix the dent in my car whenever I'm out? Can I report them for running this scam to the cops? Would I need to get their names or can I report their license plates?

Why so angry? You racist bro? Don't blow up your neighborhood.

Poor guy has a shitty car and a shitty life. He doesn't need people pointing it out to him when his broke ass can't afford to fix it.

A "father & son" team of guys approached me at the K-mart/Babies-r-us/Buon Appetito parking lot in Chantilly Saturday offering to fix my 99 Jeep Cherokee's "foggy lights" but I turned them down. The older guy then asked me if I wanted to sell the vehicle and I just waved and left. They were hispanic-american and polite and even though they are just trying to make a buck, it was kind of creepy. There are also guys working the Herndon Shell station offering to "return your car paint to it's original luster" with some sort of amazing polish they are selling.

I forgot to mention that the Shell guys are honkies...

Honkies...got it. Thanks Nigger.

Honkies? What is this, the 70s? We're CRACKERS now. Get it right! ;)

Back in my college days, my car had a big dent the door and I was approached countless times by roaming auto body guys. Those guys are the absolute worst. If they were any good at doing body work, they would have jobs. Most are camel jockey, drain on society fucktards.

20 years ago there were 2 middle eastern guys who roamed mclean's downtown district doing the same thing. Everyone actually used them and did a real good job beleive it or not at a very reasonable rate. Someone recently told me they still linger around but I have not seen them for a few years now.

Between stealing our jobs, being lazy, and being responsible for everything else that is wrong with Fairfax County, how do they even find the time?

Goddamn go-getting non-whites.

Also, fix your car already you poor, lazy embarrassment to your race. You're screwing up the whole county.

The people claim they are going to fix your debt just trowel on some bondo to fill in the dent. That's it. You then have this horrible mess on your car.

They spray painted "honky lips" on the side of my Buick

Viva la repair.
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ASKING YOU TO FIX YOUR CAR?!?!?!?!?

YOU'RE LUCKY THEY'RE NOT STEALING YOUR CAR!!!!!

They ask you cause they know your stupid.

Two zombies named Scott and Nolan approached me outside of an elementary school and asked to clean my asshole.

And "your" functionally illiterate. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.