what church do you attend
Posted by:
wenbsyiwll
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Date: December 02, 2012 11:48AM
Proud Member of the Fairfax Methodist
Re: what church do you attend
Posted by:
burpeeseedseventeen
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Date: December 03, 2012 12:07AM
I'm a daily communicant at the Church of St Mattress. Presided over by Rev. Tellum Whattheywannahear.
Re: what church do you attend
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: December 03, 2012 03:40AM
I worship Santa and his begotten son, The Easter Bunny
Re: what church do you attend
Posted by:
Alan Linewand
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Date: December 03, 2012 03:49AM
I attend McLean Bible Church
and they validate!
and they validate!
Re: what church do you attend
Posted by:
HOA MGR
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Date: December 03, 2012 06:26AM
Me and my 10 kids goto see Pastor Bama at the mutil-denominational church of Welfare. Its hard to tell what he actually beleives in but his sermons are great. And he says I shouldn't have to tithe!
Re: what church do you attend
Posted by:
40 years
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Date: December 03, 2012 10:59AM
Rose Hill Baptist Church
Re: what church do you attend
Posted by:
Mitt Romney
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Date: December 03, 2012 11:11AM
I go to the church of the Batshit Insane Story of Joseph Smith.
Re: what church do you attend
Posted by:
MockerandFool
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Date: December 03, 2012 11:21AM
Fairfax Community Church.
Re: what church do you attend
Posted by:
It's me
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Date: December 03, 2012 01:56PM
Fairfax Methodist
Re: what church do you attend
Posted by:
ryan p
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Date: December 03, 2012 02:55PM
I used to go to Cathlic Church, but I really didn't like the way they treat the children there. (Google Catholic Priests) Now I shield my family from anything related to religion.
Re: what church do you attend
Posted by:
Kardinal
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Date: December 03, 2012 04:32PM
St Leo in Fairfax.
Re: what church do you attend
Posted by:
Barry Obama
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Date: December 03, 2012 04:46PM
I go to the Trinity United Church of Christ.
There, I was told that America deserved to be attacked on 9/11,
There, I was told that America deserved to be attacked on 9/11,
Re: what church do you attend
Posted by:
Joey
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Date: December 03, 2012 04:48PM
Barry Obama Wrote:
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> I go to the Trinity United Church of Christ.
>
> There, I was told that America deserved to be
> attacked on 9/11,
you went to Ohio more often then you went to church
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> I go to the Trinity United Church of Christ.
>
> There, I was told that America deserved to be
> attacked on 9/11,
you went to Ohio more often then you went to church
Re: what church do you attend
Posted by:
umad
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Date: December 03, 2012 04:53PM
god doesn't exist. religion is a virus.
Re: what church do you attend
Posted by:
Elmo Jenkins
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Date: December 03, 2012 10:49PM
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Re: what church do you attend
Posted by:
littlelionman
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Date: December 03, 2012 11:10PM
St Mary's in Fairfax. I am not a regular practicing RC, but I need a shot once in a awhile.
Re: what church do you attend
Posted by:
EnriqueIL
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Date: December 04, 2012 07:05AM
BEH Wrote:
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> I worship Santa and his begotten son, The Easter
> Bunny
Mee too.
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> I worship Santa and his begotten son, The Easter
> Bunny
Mee too.
Re: what church do you attend
Posted by:
hate 66
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Date: December 04, 2012 07:10AM
If God is everywhere, why do we need to go to church to prove our devotion???
One can pray anywhere...read the bible anywhere...
Oh wait, the churches need your donations to stay afloat....because the Pastor, I mean God needs that brand new Benz and 5 bedroom house on 10 acres paid for!!!
I tithe by donating to children's charities. Forget giving it to the church to the Pastor can get a new flashy suit to preach in next sunday.
One can pray anywhere...read the bible anywhere...
Oh wait, the churches need your donations to stay afloat....because the Pastor, I mean God needs that brand new Benz and 5 bedroom house on 10 acres paid for!!!
I tithe by donating to children's charities. Forget giving it to the church to the Pastor can get a new flashy suit to preach in next sunday.
Re: what church do you attend
Posted by:
TomPaine
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Date: December 04, 2012 08:24AM
I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my own church. All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.
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