Why are City of Fairfax Police assholes? And why are there so many everywhere? A cop saw me leaving school early and called in for backup and at the climax of it there were nine police officers for 2 kids leaving school....

Oh and obviously we were "smokin DOPE" right next to the school too

As soon as you're old enough, run for Mayor.

Well, now that you know the police are assholes, do everything you can to avoid them.

Usually , civilized behavior shields you from the wrath of the itchy triggered, jackboot wearing sociopaths.

When you're so obvious, cops have no alternative other to comfront you.